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  1. Did this duet at karaoke

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  2. Just got home. Ate rice n beans withcilantro n lime juice n soir cream. Kinda drunk, Singing aongs.

    Work in 6 hrs.
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  3. lol. I dropped off one of my passengers at home and he ended up walking into the living room with his parents and masturbating in fromt of them with a handful of toothpaste while he yelled.lol.



    EEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee!,!
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  4. I drank some and drove an SUV to the airport
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  5. Originally posted by Solstice Turboneger, there's one I haven't heard in a long time. Hope he ended up alright.

    Hes on facebook last i checked a year or so ago
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  6. bumped for ybhml
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  7. Yeah just tell him it makes you feel gross when you guys fight. Or find someone more available. Coke always an option i suppose, but i always felt terrible afterwards.
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  8. Originally posted by Bradley


    That's what i suggested be included in his obit

    Wish i wouldve followed up my nomination but that was a tough act to follow
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  9. I dont remember the last time i ate mcdonalds. Im a fancy fatty
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  10. At certain truck stops in poland it is said you can still hear the moans of pleasure of a young man as hes enthusiastically assfucked by a dog but thats probably just because he continues to fuck dogs
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  11. Originally posted by Kafka Ig because I’m not looking forward to doing anything fun, will just be studying, and feel bad about getting in a fight with my friend last night.

    Why not tell her you feel bad that you guys fought? And schedule one fun outing to do tomorrow to break up the monotony? Studying isnt efficient if you arent at least a little engaged.
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  12. When did kinkou move to ukraine?
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  13. STOP PLAYIN ROUND ON MY PHONE WENDIGO I AINT GOT TIME FOR NONEYA FOOLISHNESS
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  14. Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Holy shit I felt scared just reading that. Did you not look into it?

    Nah iirc i dont think the phones back then had auto caller ID so there was nothing to call back and honestly i kinda didnt even want to be involved. Whatever it was about that voice was just so fucking unsettling i wanted nothing to do with it. And the whole message from beginning to end was only like 10-15 seconds. But there was this weird fear about what would happen if i tried to delete the thing so i just tried to work around it. And im like the least superstitious person i know.
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  15. I suppose it could be in the garage but i cant think of any reason wed have kept it. Sounded like one of those scurry asian bitches from The Grudge or The Ring the way the voice had this eerie modulation to it. In my imagination i always imagined it as some creature mimicking the tortured cries of some girls last words. Lol i used to avoid checking the answering machine at night just so i wouldnt have to listen to that part.
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  16. Years and years ago when we had a tape answering machine, got a message in the middle of the night with a voice of a woman sobbing saying “…dad im in trouble!.” Only the voice was really disjointed and spooky sounding and it cut off with this long metallic choking sound like the tape was going bad. I hated having to listen to that particular one when i rewound the tape, but i just couldnt bring myself to delete it.
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  17. It can be said youre doing a public service, ensuring they arent soft
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  18. Covertly put some hot sauce on ur fingers before u slip inside her so shes sure u gave her megaaids
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  20. Originally posted by aldra I have a helmet cam video from the perspective of one of the Ukrainian soldiers but Telegram's a nigger and I can't figure out where it keeps saving these things


    also appears that yes, it was the same group of BMPs that attacked the ammunition depot, it was supposed to destroy a border command post on the Ukrainian side but got lost and mistook a Russian outpost for their target

    browse ur phones gallery, should be a dedicated Telegram folder
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