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  1. Originally posted by Bradley woke upa t 530 from a nap, realized i hav to go to jail in 100 hours. Kinda bummed about it, but i think it is what it is.

    Damn dude. Least its a short stay. Think of it as a reset button since youve been fucking up recently,
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Shouldn't go in empty handed, because if they find out you knew you were going in but brought nothing…

    ya that's what i thought too, except it's 34 days bud and i coudln't give a fuck enough to bring in product and risk it for the biscuit, i've done 45 days in solitary confinement, 34 in general population witwh a bunch of up north yee yee ers won't be fun but it won't be hard.

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  4. Lucrimosa African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley ya that's what i thought too, except it's 34 days bud and i coudln't give a fuck enough to bring in product and risk it for the biscuit, i've done 45 days in solitary confinement, 34 in general population witwh a bunch of up north yee yee ers won't be fun but it won't be hard.

    Bro, YOU'rE going to be FRIED. bro i been in and out the revolving door, You're going to come out sterile as a semiconductor plant.
  5. Lucrimosa African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lucrimosa Bro, YOU'rE going to be FRIED. bro i been in and out the revolving door, You're going to come out sterile as a semiconductor plant.

    Bro, You're fin get robbed-your mind won't be able to process assymetric advances if/when you get out. Gold is a scattered variable
  6. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked

    You've lost a lot of weight and you look fantastic bud. Legit, no joke.
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  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    You got a weird rectangular growth on your leg my nigga might wanna get that checked out
  8. Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive You've lost a lot of weight and you look fantastic bud. Legit, no joke.

    And ive actually gained back 25 lb id lost. Need to get back in the gym. Pakistani bartender took the pics.
  9. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You got a weird rectangular growth on your leg my nigga might wanna get that checked out

    Tight pants no chance
  10. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    It's like in Dark Knight when the Joker's henchman has the phone bomb sewed inside him.
  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    my work alarm woke me up
  12. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    A work up call, so to speak
  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I heard people go in on their day off pretending they lost their water bottle and just walk around chatting with cute girls
  14. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I heard people go in on their day off pretending they lost their water bottle and just walk around chatting with cute girls

    That's fucking pathetic.
  15. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked And ive actually gained back 25 lb id lost. Need to get back in the gym. Pakistani bartender took the pics.

    Well you carry it better than most dudes.
  16. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Stop! Look how big u are compared to the table. 😩
  17. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked

    Not the drink in your hand while you sing
  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive That's fucking pathetic.

    There's a lot of young girls there and young dudes goated with the sauce single and ready to mingle.

    I mostly talk with the older ladies
  19. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood There's a lot of young girls there and young dudes goated with the sauce single and ready to mingle.

    I mostly talk with the older ladies

    I mean pretending you forgot your water bottle so you can go to your workplace on your day off.
  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    it sounds better than online dating tbh if I was a single 18 year old I would consider it
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