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  1. Originally posted by Kafka I just want stability

    Lol
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  2. fake a d gay ^
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  4. Yeah im trying not to think about it too much. I held her for an hour or so after she died. She always liked cuddling with me. I wish itd been more peaceful. She just got really bad really quick.

    Thanks Candy.

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  5. Getting cleaned up, bout to go have a couple whiskeys n do karaoke

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  6. I dont really dream anymore. Something to do with my fucked brain chemistry i think. Last one i had a couple months ago, i had a family. wife son and daughter. It felt like a lifetime. I felt loved and needed and content. I was making forts for them out of sofa cushions. Barbecues. Watching movies in the dark with my wife. Halloween costumes for the kids. Taking pictures of them with goofy lil missing teeth. First dances. I could see them growing up.Then one day they just disappeared and the whole house was empty and everything was cardboard and plastic cutouts like a cheap movie set. I ran through the neighborhood trying to find them and knocking on doors but the houses were all empty and full of sand. Sand falling in through the roofs and making its way through cracks in the windows. And then i looked up and i was in this ghost town, city half buried like an old skeleton in the desert. I was all alone. I started choking on the sand as it rose above my lips. When i woke up I was crying and the feeling of loss was really fucked up and palpable.
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  7. Originally posted by Kafka It's almost 4am I need to sleep


    Sweaty. Called it
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  8. Originally posted by frala Everybody who chose scrambled is FUCKING PEDESTRIAN

    Unless you do the gordon ramsay method with low heat, butter, and charred cherry tomatoes, greens. Its like a savory creamy egg custard its so good
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  9. Originally posted by aldra no time for love Dr. Jones

    My tiny filipino co worker and I went to halloween as short round and indy
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  10. Youre all gigantic drama queen fags and i love you deeply allhomo
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  11. if one of u fucks upn lets kafka post last im never coming back
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  12. Strangely i had a dream last night. I forget why but my mom had killed someone. She asked if i wanted to see it and i said okay and she opened the door to the laundry room and a woman was slumped back in a chair with her entire jaw and cheek smashed in with a hammer and stab wounds all over her bare chest. Next scene i walk into the house and shes flayed the body and is doing like a waltz with the full length sleeve of skin
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  13. FUCK IT CANT RISK IT AYYYYYYYYYYYY WE DID ITTTTT
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  15. Originally posted by Aleister Crowley I swear the Amoxicillan was giving me nightmares. I dreamt a gang of niggers were assaulting my home. It was so vivid, I could hear chimp noises as they come up the stairs to rape my family.

    That was just England
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  16. Originally posted by Sudo Nigger I'm not telling you to give a fuck but don't get in your feelings and say you're fat, we've all seen pictures of you and you have the BMI of a ferret. I can't speak to your utility but you seem pretty fucking useful to a Lotta people.

    I dream of running away and faking my own death literally every single day so maybe if you watch that bridge you can tell people I jumped off it and are definitely dead so there's no point in looking for me. Then we can run away to margarita Island and become professional jetski racers

    Imma spread my girth across the road like tiananmen square

    I kinda just need an adventure. I was only like 25% kidding. If shit keeps escalating theyll probably institute a draft anyway so we might as well all meet in Poland n form Space Nigger Squadron, kick the dogshit out of wariat and then lead a braveheart charge across the border.
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  17. I want readily available, reasonably priced gulf seafood
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  18. Originally posted by Kafka Worried because my vision is blurry rn, worse in my left eye. In the past I needed glasses and if I held out my hand it would be blurry, couldn't read stuff at the other side of my room, but that went away, I'd have a lot of periods where it'd be clear and I didn't need glasses anymore. It's probably computer eyes.

    Dont be a hypochondriac ur like 20 y/o ull be fine. U prolly just got eye boogers
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  20. Originally posted by Wariat a chick not just licking uir ass but sword fighting it as hard as she could and at end or one or the other giving it pecks like small kisses like soft kiss than ending the session?

    I want to make a coffee table book of wariatisms.

    Each page is going to be artfully laid out in an elegant font with just a single quote across the eggshell white paper
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