2020-06-04 at 9:33 AM UTC
Yeah thats the fucking worst. Hope makes everything hit harder. I think its why i maintain a fatalistic view of life. If i assume im already fucked, im not as disappointed when things dont go the way i want.
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2020-06-04 at 9:43 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER
Yeah thats the fucking worst. Hope makes everything hit harder. I think its why i maintain a fatalistic view of life. If i assume im already fucked, im not as disappointed when things dont go the way i want.
To stick with the incarceration court theme that's the oldest adage in the books- hope for the best prepare for the worst
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2020-06-04 at 9:45 AM UTC
Waiting to get released or go to court when youre dopesick and someone is lagging on your paperwork is fucking awful. Ive had them tell me they couldnt bring me to court if i couldnt stop throwing up lol.
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2020-06-04 at 11:42 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ
I got out of jail, like not the way where you get bailed out, the way where you literally finish your time and they buzz your little cell intercom and say "Wren?" and you say as you wake up from an afternoon snooze, "w..what? Yeah? What?"
And they say "pack up your shit you're getting released." And you get a smile and a bounce to your step and everyone else starts looking at you with a hint of disdain because you're getting out of jail and they arent.
You pack up all your shit willy nilly. Just kinda throw it all into a bag because who cares. Sling it over your shoulder and walk to the EXIT with a guard escorting you. You, the guy who is getting out of jail.
But rewind three minutes to where you're sitting in the cell with all your whatevers packed into the bag and ready to go and they buzz you one more time.
"Wren? You still there? Bad news dude.. they forgot to check you for warrants and it turns out you have a hold up in grand forks so, yeah, you're not going anywhere."
That might be one of the shittiest feelings in the world.
Oof.
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2020-06-04 at 11:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER
Yeah thats the fucking worst. Hope makes everything hit harder. I think its why i maintain a fatalistic view of life. If i assume im already fucked, im not as disappointed when things dont go the way i want.
Oh yeah for sure. I like to think myself a realist, and I'm pretty certain we're all fucked on a grand scale.
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2020-06-05 at 4:37 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ
I got out of jail, like not the way where you get bailed out, the way where you literally finish your time and they buzz your little cell intercom and say "Wren?" and you say as you wake up from an afternoon snooze, "w..what? Yeah? What?"
And they say "pack up your shit you're getting released." And you get a smile and a bounce to your step and everyone else starts looking at you with a hint of disdain because you're getting out of jail and they arent.
You pack up all your shit willy nilly. Just kinda throw it all into a bag because who cares. Sling it over your shoulder and walk to the EXIT with a guard escorting you. You, the guy who is getting out of jail.
But rewind three minutes to where you're sitting in the cell with all your whatevers packed into the bag and ready to go and they buzz you one more time.
"Wren? You still there? Bad news dude.. they forgot to check you for warrants and it turns out you have a hold up in grand forks so, yeah, you're not going anywhere."
That might be one of the shittiest feelings in the world.
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2020-06-05 at 4:40 AM UTC
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2020-06-05 at 4:46 AM UTC
Forgot the whiskers:
And poasts mom asked for a picture that says I AM AnTIFA.
I snuck a 100% LOL cat in there like a where's Waldo.
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2020-06-05 at 5:28 AM UTC
Originally posted by Headspin
Top this one:
http://imgur.com/gallery/L7U9IqH
lol was that you?
SPACE GHOSTS NIGGAAAAA
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2020-06-05 at 5:30 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER
lol was that you?
SPACE GHOSTS NIGGAAAAA
Yeah. Coincidentally my nickname on the street was Ghost.
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2020-06-05 at 5:31 AM UTC
Originally posted by Headspin
Yeah. Coincidentally my nickname on the street was Ghost.
lol you tried to kill a cop? You madman you.
Mine were El Paton, Casper, Trunk.
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2020-06-05 at 5:41 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER
lol you tried to kill a cop? You madman you.
Mine were El Paton, Casper, Trunk.
No. My victim was the owner of a gas station. But I did rip the two prongs from a taser gun out of me. I was so amped up dude.
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2020-06-05 at 5:45 AM UTC
loooool. The nigga shouldve just sold you the oil burner.
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2020-06-05 at 5:45 AM UTC
I'm the squeegee killah mofuckas.
Worst birthday ever by the way.
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2020-06-05 at 5:53 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER
lol was that you?
SPACE GHOSTS NIGGAAAAA
No. Never been to Orange County. Like the movie though. An old one where Jack Black is the loser brother of a guy about to graduate college and seeing if he should just keep writing instead.
Originally posted by Headspin
I'm the squeegee killah mofuckas.
Worst birthday ever by the way.
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2020-06-05 at 5:54 AM UTC
Originally posted by Headspin
I'm the squeegee killah mofuckas.
Worst birthday ever by the way.
Happy birthday man! I personally don't even care about mine anymore. I hold no expectations so it's never a let down. Just another day.
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2020-06-05 at 6:47 AM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
Happy birthday man! I personally don't even care about mine anymore. I hold no expectations so it's never a let down. Just another day.
Nah I'm talking about the day I got arrested. My birthday was the same day.
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2020-06-05 at 8:33 AM UTC
OMG doesn’t actually care. He didn’t even notice that CASPER wasn’t talking to him. He’s just bumping the thread these days. No substance.
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