I love how jealous Rabbit Nonce is over how successful I am. He thinks just cause I chose to pay X amount for a short period that makes me broke.
Just imagine being a stressed out loser that constantly strives for his wife's validation in the hope she doesn't leave him; even if this means living beyond his means. Ha ha ha ha, what a pathetic Nonce.
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Or just have a cup of coffee with a normal breakfast of eggs, bacon, and potatoes.
Thats what the glow-in-the-darks want you to do
Originally posted by AngryOnion
That is probably the best thing you can drink in the morning. Eggs are superfood,coffee is full of good shit and coco powder is fucking awesome. Plus the caffeine kicks you in the butt to start the day!!
Wow you sold me on the idea, at first I was like "hmmmm... nah" but you're a good salesman im gonna ask my mom if i can have this for breakfast tomorrow if i remember
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NEWSFLASH:::::::: THE PRESIDENTS SISTER IS ACUTELY AWARE OF A FACT ABOUT HER BROTHER THAT IS APPARENT TO EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO HAS MADE AT LEAST A PASSING GLANCE AT A TELEVISION, NEWSPAPER, PHONE OR LAPTOP IN THE LAST 5 YEARS
Does literally anyone believe Donald Trump is a principled person who is capable of altruism or even of doing something that's not solely for his own self interest? I'm not saying he's the worst president ever but he's clearly self absorbed and only does things for his own self interest. This should be evident to literally everybody with a brain. It's not the most important thing in the world, like, it's possible his interests align with America's, as he is an American public figure, but you can never ever expect him to appeal to high minded principles, act selflessly, or demonstrate empathy, humility or tell the truth when it might hurt him.
He's morally bankrupt and a pathological liar and if you can't tell this you are dumb and a bad judge of character. Lets not pretend that's unique and prevents one from being not-the-worst-president-ever
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Originally posted by Nil
You're an ignorant sadist, who believes subjecting those who countless 0's to life because you can not conceive of it for what it is, a pit. An arena, a game with eternal nothingness as its reward.
That is the hand you were dealt. Me, I have good hand and enjoy this game.
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Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting
"You're not able to follow my typical bizarre bullshit. It's Friday. You must be drunk."
Nobody expects you to follow any line of reasoning because you are unironically mentally retarded.
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Originally posted by Octavian
"Yeah he was great with the kids, now I know why".
"he was apprehended when attending a 'grandmother-granddaughter fun day' after making several off-colour remarks about 'double dipping' to a ride operator"
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Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal
You don't say "it's the 24th of Decmember 2020!" No you fucking say "it's December the 24th 2020" which is why our calendar is right and yours is objectively wrong.
Yeah, like the Fourth of July, dammit!
ummm...wait a minute...
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