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2020-09-29 at 12:44 PM UTC in NiS Biggest Loser: September EditionEaster Island head Rabbitweed.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-09-29 at 4 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Originally posted by mmQ Are they stiff or dangly like snuffleupagus. ( my phone doesn't have snuffy as a built in word prediction and that's bullshit. I will be sending vitriolic emails to headquarters).
They're the most snuffy of the snuffleupagusest!
His lips are also made of satin and when he purses them together it sounds like track pants brushing up against a tentThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-09-29 at 2:40 AM UTC in My mom's new car has bluetoothThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-09-28 at 8:55 PM UTC in Trump Pays Little To No Federal Taxes
Originally posted by CASPER Who the fuck would pay a dime more to the IRS than legally required to by law?
How Trump’s taxes compare to those of other presidents (1st term taxes)
Carter $6,000 (Carter’s federal tax burden for 1976 had been zeroed out by a massive investment tax credit he earned for purchasing equipment and buildings related to his peanut farm. Carter was upset, as he told The Washington Post at the time, because he had a “strong feeling” that wealthy people like him should pay at least some taxes. So he voluntarily paid the Treasury Department $6,000, the equivalent to 15 percent of his adjusted gross income and slightly more than the 14 percent paid by average taxpayers that year.)
Reagan $165,202
HW Bush $101,382
Clinton $62,670
George W Bush $25,221
Obama $1.8 million
...................................Trump $750The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-09-28 at 4:31 PM UTC in From where did Octavian inherit his Rockjaw?Strong jawline = handsome 😎
Fat overweight cunt with man titties/ receding hairline =
Suicide 😭The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-09-28 at 3:01 AM UTC in Remember when Wariat tried to solicit a 12 year old?I do.
Remember him asking the undercover if they'd seen a 12 year old girl around? I do.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-09-28 at 2:55 AM UTC in Remember when Wariat tried to solicit a 12 year old?Yeah, me too.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-09-25 at 1:01 PM UTC in It's Time To Throw This Loser Coward Out Of Our White House
Originally posted by aldra He was specifically talking about potential fraud related to mail votes, and without them there wouldn't need to be a transition because he's confident he'd win.
Hillary explicitly said that Biden should not concede under any circumstances which is significantly more direct in stating that they would not accept the results of the election if it does not go in their favour.
Lmao yet again the Australian proves he has no idea what is going on in America. Figures.
There is no evidence of voter fraud (mail in or otherwise) being a problem.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/alisondurkee/2020/09/24/fbi-director-says-no-evidence-of-national-voter-fraud-effort-undercutting-trump/#4da5369d4974
There is evidence of Donald Trump himself committing voter fraud through the mail. Maybe that's why he thinks it's such a problem.
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2020/09/trump-defends-against-voter-fraud-by-encouraging-voter-fraud.html
I don't know why you right wing idiots keep bringing up Hilary Clinton. Let me spell it out cleanly for you: Hilary Clinton is not running for President. She also isn't the one who has said she wants a third term as a do-over. Nor is the one who wants to extend her term. She also isn't the one making jokes about running into the 2030's.
You know who said shit like that? Putin, shortly before extending his power to remain in power. Hitler extended his term as well.
Biden hasn't done any of this. Plus, Biden not accepting the results of the election is a lot different than Trump not accepting the results of the election. Russian officials are known to be hacking and pushing online agendas in the name of the Republican party. Republicans are known to engage in gerrymandering, and the pushing of unjust legislation that keeps the majority Democrat population of America from voting. Trump has fired so many fucking regulatory officials it's insane, like most recently the official who was supposed to be reporting where money from the CARES act was going. When Obama released his stimulus they had a website so you could see everything. We don't know where all the CARES money went.
And are we really going to trust dudes like DeSantis to hold a fair election? He's been screaming about voter fraud for ages, and his big two year investigation into voter fraud turned out with nothing. Also a corona-virus denier, so you know this guy doesn't pay attention to evidence.
Yeah, I'm not really worried about Biden refusing the results of the election. If he does it, it leads to an investigation. That can only lead to more truth known. If Trump does it, it leads to the destruction of democracy. Whether there is electoral fraud or not, he has to step down. There was fraud and election meddling in 2016 in his favor. Obama still stepped down.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-09-24 at 3:41 AM UTC in I'm quitting alcoholThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-09-20 at 3:39 PM UTC in hey gadzooksEverything was set in motion for Maciej Wieslaw Lata. Today was the day, and he could not be more excited. His plan had felt so precarious before. So risky. He'd spent many late nights wondering how this would all turn out, and hoping his anxiety would not get the best of him when the time finally came. "Will she like me?" "Will I like her?" "Am I going to get arrested?"
The drive seemed endless. "Mbye is should turn bacik," he thought. "wht am I even doinjg? I need to finish my horse picture. What if I get caug ht? Pedophlils are not treated well in American prisons. It's unfare."
Maciej pulled over into an ALDI and checked his phone.
JENNY: OMG you would do that??? I love pepperoni
"Right, pizza," Maciej said. He had almost forgotten the pizza.
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The cashier smiled as she scanned Maciej's items. "Aww, how old are they?" She asked.
"Wha t?"
"How old are your kids?" The woman repeated, shaking the colorful package on the counter.
"Oh uh,, I dont have anyt. Kid s like bubbles right ?"
"Well mine did when they were younger, but now they're all grown up and doing their own thing. I hardly even see them anymore."
"That's how it is," the lady behind him said. "They get older and all they want to do is leave the house."
"Oh yeah, definitely. I haven't seen my kids since Christmas."
"Well my youngest still lives with me so her I still see everyday, but my two sons? Nah." The woman shook her head. "I'm lucky if they even call."
The cashier laughed, "How it goes, right? They gotta leave the nest someday."
Maciej flashed a bright red.
"SHUT TUPT HSUPT HUP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! Stfupid fucking WOMEN! Stufklfucking HERE! JUST TaKE IT!" He shouted, tossing a ten dollar bill onto the counter before stomping towards the door. Muffled screams could be heard from inside as Maciej slammed the door of his car and pulled off onto the road.
"Sir, don't you want your change?" The cashier asked.
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It was noon by the time Maciej decided to enter the house. White shutters, beige trim, a bike in the yard. There was no mistaking it. A family lived here. He'd spent a good two hours parked across the street, just in case, and he was sure that nobody was home. At least, not any adults.
"Her e goe n nothing, he said.
Knock knock.
Knock knock.
"Come in!" A sweet voice said from behind the door. "I'm just getting ready!"
Maciej entered the house. "It's ok ay. I brought pizza like you wante. this kictchen is very nice by the wayy. Kif your dad wants some n ew art t ell hi m to call me."
"Alright," the girl said. "What kind of pizza did you bring? Did you bring the soda?"
"Damn," Maciej thought. "i fo rgot the sopda."
A door opened up across the room, and a suited man entered. "Hey," the man said. "Why don't you take a seat right there?"
Maciej looked around frantically. Where was the girl?
"It's alright," the man said. "Just take a seat."
Maciej sat down.
"Can you tell me why you're here?"
"i waasjh juust devilring a pizza. it's peprini".
"Uh-huh, and can you tell me why you sent this to a twelve year old girl? It says, 'I want to fuck your brains out, Jenny. I want to fuck your brains out so bad.' Now tell me Maciej, why would you say that to a twelve year old girl?"
"Thyaat wasnt me. "
"Well it certainly appears to be you. Now tell me Maciej, did you bring any condoms today?"
"No," Maciej said.
"Alright, well there is one more thing you need to know. I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, and we are doing a story on internet predators. If you have anything else you would like to say, we would love to hear it, but if not you are obviously free to leave the building," Chris Hansen said.
"Ar e you wokrning for rRaphael Lucioano?" He asked.
"I don't know who that is," Chris Hansen said. "But the only people I'm working for is NBC."
"Oka y," Maciej said. "There a re cops outsiude theqn?"
"There are police outside, yes," Hansen said.
Maciej sighed and looked out the window. "Are a ny of themnj wome en?"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-09-20 at 12:07 AM UTC in Gonna begin my new workout regime on MondayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-09-19 at 11:56 PM UTC in THEORY THREAD: Why is SpectraL so retarded?
Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer............................................................................................. (banned) i can top that:
i was de-admined from a TS/SCI 'experimental' network where i was the only admin..then the contractor had to come out and wipe the entire system before re-loading the software.
Shut the fuck upThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-09-18 at 4 AM UTC in Dirty love songsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-09-18 at 12:58 AM UTC in Open up the limitThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-09-17 at 8:51 PM UTC in Why do people hate Donald Trump so much?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-09-17 at 4:24 PM UTC in FINAL FANTASY FUCKING XVIThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-09-17 at 4:21 PM UTC in here
Originally posted by Bugz we live in a kind of multi secured gated and sheltered area,
but we get strange people high as fuck randomly yelling in a hostile way.
it frightens me. i pushed a chair up under the door knob but it doesnt fit under. too short.
i need a boris to watch this place when were sleeping.
He caught a wasp and a spider yesterday
Gonna get him one of these
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2020-09-17 at 3:22 PM UTC in Do Black Lives Matter?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-09-17 at 3:20 PM UTC in Do Black Lives Matter?You white people and your lack of familial support, I swear. My mom tells me I'm handsome every day.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-09-16 at 5:29 PM UTC in .gay domainsedited for privacyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
