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2020-06-02 at 6:11 AM UTC in Laying off the sauce
Originally posted by BeeReBuddy You are just typing away.
I am happy for you.
Don't just go telling everybody this but I'm not even typing bro I found this button on my phone and I just speak into it and it types for me kind of messes up the words occasionally but you can get the basic gist of what I wanted to say and I don't even have to correct it.
After a long day of typing on The Laffy I don't even want to click the keyboard on my phone so I'm just having OK Google do itThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-31 at 11:59 PM UTC in Minneapolis announced that the police/national guard are only going to use lethal force tonight.Yeah use the milly Terry and armored cops to kill and maim the citizenry that will fix things up real goodThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-30 at 2:35 PM UTC in For anyone who thinks Derek M. Chauvin wasn't a racist murderer...I don't have the internetThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-30 at 1:15 PM UTC in For anyone who thinks Derek M. Chauvin wasn't a racist murderer...First of all lol @ his wife divorcing him today.
He's also apparently had several complaints at his precinct from other cops about his demeaning and derogatory language. Don't believe me? Records are public.
http://complaints.cuapb.org/police_archive/officer/2377/
Yeah... "they're making this into a race thing". Fucking dumbasses. This guy has a history of racism and acting out of line.
I looked into these cases too.
Toles who he said tried to reach for a gun, got shot by Chauvin (survived) and pleaded guilty to several charges, but not to reaching for the gun.
Reyes came out of the car with a shotgun which was dumb
Martinez was another dumbass, but Chauvin got 3 days leave for it so he obviously did something wrong.
Martinez supposedly had a pistol. He was running away, and they killed him. He was unarmed.
Thao, one of the officers standing around in the video, got the city of Minneapolis successfully sued in 2017 for punching a man.
Reminder that you'll basically be a hero in prison if you kill a copThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-27 at 4:26 PM UTC in No American should have to work more than 40h a week to get byIll add that im still pissed off people are getting double the money to stay home that i am to actually have to go to work.Seems like there shouldve been a pay bump for essential workers instead of my faggot neighbors clapping and getting drunk and banging pots and lans every night at 7pm.
Old ass women out here each night with a glass of wine and a tambourine and a flowy skirt, undulating like fuckin stevie nicks.
Why? Because they care, guys.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-24 at 2:52 PM UTC in Lt Col SportyGood crection. Oh spit guys hes here HIDE THE FUNThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-19 at 9:49 PM UTC in A Wariat TaleEverything was set in motion for Maciej Wieslaw Lata. Today was the day, and he could not be more excited. His plan had felt so precarious before. So risky. He'd spent many late nights wondering how this would all turn out, and hoping his anxiety would not get the best of him when the time finally came. "Will she like me?" "Will I like her?" "Am I going to get arrested?"
The drive seemed endless. "Mbye is should turn bacik," he thought. "wht am I even doinjg? I need to finish my horse picture. What if I get caug ht? Pedophlils are not treated well in American prisons. It's unfare."
Maciej pulled over into an ALDI and checked his phone.
JENNY: OMG you would do that??? I love pepperoni.
"Right, pizza," Maciej said. He had almost forgotten the pizza.
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The cashier smiled as she scanned Maciej's items. "Aww, how old are they?" She asked.
"Wha t?"
"How old are your kids?" The woman repeated, shaking the colorful package on the counter.
"Oh uh,, I dont have anyt. Kid s like bubbles right ?"
"Well mine did when they were younger, but now they're all grown up and doing their own thing. I hardly even see them anymore."
"That's how it is," the lady behind him said. "They get older and all they want to do is leave the house."
"Oh yeah, definitely. I haven't seen my kids since Christmas."
"Well my youngest still lives with me so her I still see everyday, but my two sons? Nah." The woman shook her head. "I'm lucky if they even call."
The cashier laughed, "How it goes, right? They gotta leave the nest someday."
Maciej flashed a bright red.
"SHUT TUPT HSUPT HUP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! Stfupid fucking WOMEN! Stufklfucking HERE! JUST TaKE IT!" He shouted, tossing a ten dollar bill onto the counter before stomping towards the door. Muffled screams could be heard from inside as Maciej slammed the door of his car and pulled off onto the road.
"Sir, don't you want your change?" The cashier asked.
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It was noon by the time Maciej decided to enter the house. White shutters, beige trim, a bike in the yard. There was no mistaking it. A family lived here. He'd spent a good two hours parked across the street, just in case, and he was sure that nobody was home. At least, not any adults.
"Her e goe n nothing, he said.
Knock knock.
Knock knock.
"Come in!" A sweet voice said from behind the door. "I'm just getting ready!"
Maciej entered the house. "It's ok ay. I brought pizza like you wante. this kictchen is very nice by the wayy. Kif your dad wants some n ew art t ell hi m to call me."
"Alright," the girl said. "What kind of pizza did you bring? Did you bring the soda?"
"Damn," Maciej thought. "i fo rgot the sopda."
A door opened up across the room, and a suited man entered. "Hey," the man said. "Why don't you take a seat right there?"
Maciej looked around frantically. Where was the girl?
"It's alright," the man said. "Just take a seat."
Maciej sat down.
"Can you tell me why you're here?"
"i waasjh juust devilring a pizza. it's peprini".
"Uh-huh, and can you tell me why you sent this to a twelve year old girl? It says, 'I want to fuck your brains out, Jenny. I want to fuck your brains out so bad.' Now tell me Maciej, why would you say that to a twelve year old girl?"
"Thyaat wasnt me. "
"Well it certainly appears to be you. Now tell me Maciej, did you bring any condoms today?"
"No," Maciej said.
"Alright, well there is one more thing you need to know. I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, and we are doing a story on internet predators. If you have anything else you would like to say, we would love to hear it, but if not you are obviously free to leave the building," Chris Hansen said.
"Ar e you wokrning for rRaphael Lucioano?" He asked.
"I don't know who that is," Chris Hansen said. "But the only people I'm working for is NBC."
"Oka y," Maciej said. "There a re cops outsiude theqn?"
"There are police outside, yes," Hansen said.
Maciej sighed and looked out the window. "Are a ny of themnj wome en?"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-15 at 10:30 PM UTC in i wil suc ur dikcigreting?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-15 at 4:10 PM UTC in This is the last day of my twenties.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-13 at 12:21 PM UTC in how would you rank this piece in terms of gay pornwhat about this one? its from the same facebook klub or group for gay porners.
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2020-05-11 at 6:57 AM UTC in An opportunity for blacks to apologise for their rampant violence against whitesI honestly have a hard time feeling sorry for women choosing to travel alone and unarmed to places like this.
what did you think was going to happen when you put your safety in the hands of extremely poor strangers you have no connection with?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-10 at 5:58 PM UTC in It was mother’s day on the 14th of march you stupid fucking yanksThat is allThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-10 at 12:54 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-22 at 3:27 PM UTC in What happened to hydroxychloriquine?
Originally posted by -SpectraL Stop lying. There are no real safety studies at all for "vaccines". Not a single one.
yawn.
I'm sure if I posted one it'd be 'liberal media' too.
If I posted hundreds or thousands it'd be 'liberal media'
Liberals have been lying about vaccines since 1796. Edward Jenner was a liar and everybody knows it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-15 at 8:14 PM UTC in My girlfriend is retarded
Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III nigga what i want to know is how someone who is so intelligent can't see that they're just cucking you repeatedly by your fear, just like with every other outbreak that's supposed to kill us all every year or two
No nigga, it's not that we are all gonna die... I just want you to appreciate raw statistics... 14 day incubation period before infection, R0 of 2.5 and 0.6-2% mortality... 39 million+ people are gonna die unless we all INDIVIDUALLY DO OUR PART.
I AM LEGIT GETTING ANGRY, LEARN GAME THEORY YOU RETARDED NIGGERSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-08-11 at 7:25 PM UTC in Post stuff that makes you laugh. Anything.
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