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  1. Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by livingelegy So this would only work once but if you pose as a regular shopper and load a basket full of small valuable items and book it out the fire door into a getaway vehicle out of site of the store's exterior cameras you could feasibly get away scot free provided you're not followed. The element of surprise is key and seeing as store security is generally preoccupied with catching shoplifters they're not likely to realize what's happening until it's too late if and when they check the surveillance feeds, so chances are slim that you'll be pursued unless you're unlucky.

    Your general appearance will be reported to the police eventually but they're unlikely to investigate petty theft from a big box store, especially if there's no solid leads to go on.

    If the cameras get a clear shot of you however you're likely to be added to the store's facial recognition database aka the Walmart naughty list. It'd be smart to don an effective disguise such as a tight hoodie and sunglasses so there's plausible deniability as to your identity if and when you have to return to the store. If they don't catch you red handed with stolen merchandise on your person you can just claim you're being mistaken with someone else if you trip any alarms upon your return to the store and if you obscure your identity effectively enough during the crime it would be difficult for them to prove it was you who boosted the merchandise.

    i find it easier to just misscan a portion of the items, i already saved a shit ton of money that way. its their own fault for dumping the cashiers. but with face masks being encouraged or enforced, their facial recognition shit wont work anyway.
  2. Kev Space Nigga
    he isnt too soft he just does shit instead of wasting time being offended by everything and shitposting from a safe distance like the modern faggot in the west.

    i hope his replacement inherits his swag but we know his boys will make him proud. remember when the bush administration celebrated when midvedov or whats his face became president of russia? he isnt russian, hes a jedi who had western backup. the deep state encouraged georgia to attack russian peacekeepers, we saw how that worked out and just how feeble the old rusted soviet military really was against the modern american supertech georgia got for free.
  3. Kev Space Nigga
    sorry but our cowardly government taught us lies, we didnt do jack shit until japan stuffed a barbed dildo up our ass.

    the people who have more right to be mad are the soviets who wasted 25 million lives liberating retarded tranny empire europe only so europe can impose sanctions and bitch about RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA day and night.
  4. Kev Space Nigga
    nazis umad?
  5. Kev Space Nigga
    damn thats bullshit, and i thought my gas station sucked because they had a $3000 daily limit lmao.
  6. Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by aldra http://thesaker.is/putin-expels-the-families/


    really good summary article on the matter. Up until the Crimea sanctions Russia's primary exports were gas and petrol, but up until 2004 or so ALL of the profits went to the oligarchs and their offshore backers. It wasn't until Putin forced them into line that the state and people saw any benefit from those resources

    now this is real fucking news, thanks for this article, i read every word. hearing about powerful billionaire pricks getting systematically slaughtered one by one was better than any love story, my cock is still hard from hearing about all that action.

    but anyway, putin was able to snuff out each one of those cunts, right in the bedroom of their mansions while in a safe haven in enemy states but his men couldnt get the dosage right for navalny? fake news be fake yo. the soros butthurt is real.

    So Putin has declared war on the most powerful people on the planet.

    and this is why he needs to be our president in america, the mans a fucking badass.

    if he refuses our offer maybe i should apply for russian citizenship, he gon be my president whether he likes it or not. fuck i got a record tho
  7. Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by aldra in the 90s there was an epidemic of Russian oligarchs falling out of windows

    wasnt that in the 00s under putin? they flourished in the 90s.

    but yeah, thats why russia is the shit, real people with a real leader who take no shit from anyone. american oligarchs wont be falling out of windows anytime soon, because every stupid fuck here dreams of becoming one.

    kiust look at the "lanny gave up" thread, an alt (probably §m£ÂgØL) was bitching to me about oligarchs rights means our rights. can you get any more cucked?
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  9. Kev Space Nigga
    Why infinitycock's NIS citizenship should be reinstated:

    1- his cock is infinity and beyond
    2- hes an OG totsean, he belongs here
    3- he is a great prose poet
    4- its incredibly annoying replying to posts that keep disappearing or following a conversation where replies to posts keep disappearing, the thread gets messy and confusing
    5- see #4, banning him obviously has no effect other than causing #4
    6- his ban seems to be motivated by lanny's personal problem and bias with him
    7- he tells you what you dont want to hear which pisses you faggots off and that makes my cock real hard

    Hes a great asset to this place, will make better men out of some of you easily triggered snowflakes.
  10. Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby fonaplats doxxed him lmao, good riddance that toothless faggot was weeel a faggot that had it coming trying to constantly dox other people

    lol, sounds like i was late to the entertainment. does he have alts?
  11. Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kal Joose Good video Kev. Growing up I would often hear creepy like behavior that seemed normal by uncles and sometimes aunts. Even though pretty much all were by marriage. It was just acceptable in an earlier boomer period for them. But you never know. As this guy says, it doesn't mean most would act on it, but it's feeding the kids mind this is acceptable behavior, and they may start having f'ilter issues with their sexuality later on in life.

    for the record, i dont imply that being affectionate towards kids is being creepy. i had annoying aunts and uncles who could be overbearing but none of them outright disregarded personal boundaries like jizzy joe is doing to UNRELATED kids and women.

    larry dickrides this pervert but somehow im the sick fuck. love it.
  12. Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Lol riiiiiight ya sick fuck

    the projection is real
  13. Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Bradley Helladamleet was the ugliest white person i have ever seen in my life. He could be in a freak show if they still let in fags with disabilities and sex charges. Of the Mexicans §m£ÂgØL is clearly an extra slice of cake above the others in the ugliest and i don't know if Tacho is here but that buck tooth lazy eyed wheel chair nigga was as ugly as he was retarded

    And you op i just haven't seen you yet

    helladamnleet, the admin of that other totse clone? never seen him around.
  14. Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Only he's not. But you openly brag about it. Ain't that rich, bitch?

    Find death.





    "Baxter Dmitry reports for Newspunch, April 3, 2019, that according to Paul Tatchell, a roommate of Joe Biden at the Syracuse University College of Law, Biden admitted he was sexually attracted to children.

    Tatchell reportedly said that Biden “used to say it was his ‘civic responsibility’ and that if he didn’t ‘choke the chicken’ or ‘clean the hosepipe’ before spending time around children he wouldn’t be able to keep his hands off them.”"


    no kid i hugged squirmed away from me, nor would i continue violating their personal space if they did do so as is the case with the creepy fuck you admire.

    fucking rich indeed. i dont normally brag about having the social skills to respect someones personal boundaries, as it is expected of anyone over the age of 8 but if i am to be compared to that sicko you dickride, i guess i have reason to be proud to be somewhat normal.
  15. Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by stl1 More dead in one year from the Trump plague than in the entirety of WW II.

    i always wondered what estrogen does to the thought process, apparently that.

    >.<
  16. Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 LOLZ that's all I ever see you do on here ya fucking pedophile piece of shit

    you support a pedo for president, nuff said.
  17. Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Solstice He didn't wage a war because that requires work and he doesn't do any. Plus he's friends with all of our enemies.

    ^ asinine reply
  18. Kev Space Nigga
    2000s motherfucker! dialup was super gay.
  19. Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Cly I have found a female to consummate my agreeable co-existence accord pact obligation with. I thank you for your guidance, patience, and wisdom. It has been a radical journey. I praise and love all of you. See y’all on the flip side.

    Take care

    Slaynk 🐻

    my condolensces, simp
  20. Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Solstice And I don't want a president who is too stupid to read anything written above a fifth grade reading level who sells our country out to foreign powers for personal gain with no basic understanding of reality or facts.

    at least he waged the least wars of any president the past 60 years, even pulled troops from afghanistan and syria, biden will undo that and stir even more shit up, especially with china. plus he didnt jizz in the hair of anyones granddaughter.
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