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  1. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I lived with my mom before I moved to be with hts. I was smoking meth every day and bringing Hookers over and they would steal her perfume. Before that I was living alone but my dad moved in with me and it didn't go well. I ended up burning down the house.

    I can't live with my parents anymore and I've spent time homeless because honestly I'd rather be completely fucked than live with them. I have a good relationship with them but we just can't live together anymore. I'm too broken of a person. They have no idea my girlfriend is a tranny and I have no idea how they would react. I think at this point they are just glad I'm alive and happy.

    The best times in my life have been living alone or with friends or even mental hospitals. Living with parents sucks because you can't bring people over constantly to have sex or hang out. Nothing weirder like bringing a girl over and your mom cooks you both dinner

    WTF, you burned down a hosue?

    But you're so careful in minecraft.

    Are you still on meth?
  2. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian Lol





    Everyone knows I have my own apartment you fucking loser. My outgoings are as follows:


    Rent - 300
    Council tax - 90
    Food - 120
    Gas/leccy - 100
    Petrol - 160
    Car insurance - 105
    Phone - 20
    Car tax - 20
    Gym - 25
    Internet - 20

    Give or take a few outgoings given present circumstances.

    Weekly, Monthly, what?
  3. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    DOUBLE POST LOLZ
  4. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Nonce No one laughed.

    Grylls or Octavian confirmed.

    When are you moving out of your mums place britfags?
  5. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    I'm tired of interacting with all the other losers who still live with their mum, so I made this thread.

    So, how about them power bills eh? What's your internet situation like? How about them mortgages/rent/rates?

    PS: Anyone who lives with their mother wants to post here needs to upload a signed permission slip from their mum, next to a picture of their mums floppy tits. Thanks.
  6. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Krotz was socially distancing himself from his daughter before the virus

    That would have been twice as funny if you'd said even before the virus.
  7. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Push it to the limit cock nose!!!!11111111111111111
  8. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    I just did 20,000, AHH BUT MY PHONE WAS FULL AS WELL. Damn.
  9. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    But no one's laughing.
  10. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    "Wurr just avin a larf m8" except no one is laughing except you.

    The all think they are witty geniuses, but what they are is in-bred and ugly.

    Just look at Grylls and Octavian running the same jokes again and again into the ground. Has anyone found them funny here even once?
  11. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    who fucking cares. this is some gay ass shit to be depressed about OP.
  12. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by AngryIVer Oh, but I was being a pussy when I told Fona to type so we could listen to your YouTube videos.

    I was unaware I had youtube videos
  13. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    who in their right mind would want to go to England? gross.
  14. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    You know how in real life no one laughs at your jokes?

    Well it's the same online as well.
  15. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Just write down. No one wants to hear your whispering voice rambling on while you fumble your fingers constantly over your low quality microphone. You sound like me doing a bad impersonation of an american accent.

    I mean people barely want to read what you write, let alone listen to you. Be realistic.
  16. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Bakana!
  17. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    You have so many advantages in this day and age. Step up and use them.

    PS: These messages are half directed at myself.
  18. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    No, I have a huge anus. I'd make a terrible homosexual.
  19. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal https://voca.ro/jnRhnaeotiW

    This is the most awkward come on I've heard in my life.
  20. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    "Ermagherd this song I heard used to listen to on the radio that I just watched on youtube reminds me of how good life was in the 80s/90s/2000s blah blah now it sucks"

    Shut the fuck up faggot, not it wasn't. You just had a great family who gave your spoiled ass a care free life. Then you became an adult and fell flat on your face when you actually had to step up. There was nothing inherently better about that time.
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