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Posts by rabbitweed

  1. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    I'm glad I don't fuck people from message boards anymore.

    OK I lied I only fucked one and i am angry i didn't fuck more when I was single but oh well.

    But listen to be fair, if you stay at a mans house and ask to fuck his gf the least you can do is offer your ass. It's the gentlemanly thing to do.
  2. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy After §m£ÂgØL ran away from home at 18 years old he quickly found himself broke, homeless and addicted to drugs.
    He claims he hitch hiked across a state and ended up meeting with Hydro.
    How ever he got there he did and in a desperate state he fell in love with Hydro who was pregnant and living with her baby daddy.
    Long story short they all did some drugs and §m£ÂgØL sheepishly asked the beta male if he could lose his virginity to Hydro and Hydro's bebe was all in for it so long as he could fuck §m£ÂgØL's ass while §m£ÂgØL fucked his waifu.
    So Hydro's husband set §m£ÂgØL up on his dick and once §m£ÂgØL slid down into place Hydro's Husband fucked her wearing wearing §m£ÂgØL like a condom.
    They all had a real great time and §m£ÂgØL lived out back in their shed for a few months until winter started approaching and he wised up and went back home.

    I have heard him say it was unpleasant but other times I hear him go into great detail covering the erotic parts. His words become harder to get out as his mouth salivates at the memory of eating out man ass and sucking cock balls.

    Ever since Hydro and §m£ÂgØL spat like teenagers over pitiful shit.
    Hydro lives in the woods behind a Lowes Home Improvement store and §m£ÂgØL is semi-stable but can't take anything serious anymore and only trolls pushing it to the limit. It is kind of a coping mechanism to see the world as a joke after a trauma as it becomes the only way he can deal with the gross disgusting details of his only sexual experience.

    But fast forward to the present and §m£ÂgØL is finally gonna redeem himself by having sexual encounters with Candyrein.
    and we all know what she is…

    Real nice upgrade §m£ÂgØL.
    Way to go bud.
    Way to go…

    Ohhhh so that's why he's a liberal.
  3. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stl1 Reader's Digest condensed version:

    ORANGE MAN BAD

    No fucking way. You're blowing my mind here. Where are these people? Are they on the internet? Can we find them and talk to them? I bet they have some super interesting hot takes. I bet they have some NY Times articles that would rocking my fucking world.

    CRON EL CLUMPFFF
  4. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    DONORANGE DEL CRUMPFFFF
  5. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    omg RONALD RUMPFFFF
  6. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    DON EL DORADO DRUMPFFFFfffff
  7. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Also that's a photo of his face

    His face presumably has two brown eyes, not one.
  8. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Interesting Lanny has major issues with adult human body parts in profile pics though, where as all nonce discussion here is 100% fine with him.
  9. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls Try looking at his profile you fucking simp 🙄

    I really try not to :(
  10. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    And what is this 'human condom' meme? Does that mean he has a dick in his ass while he himself fucks a woman? Because that sounds like a great deal.
  11. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    The road is in horrible condition.

    There's too many cars, meaning a lot of peoples wives have to work. Shameful.
  12. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Are you actually playing with Fona or just putting his F everywhere for lols?
  13. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I knew the man was in whiteness protection

    Omg racist, it's called "sunscreen".
  14. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you made §m£ÂgØL cry when you called him a human condom you sick fuck


    LOL what? What is this crazy beef
  15. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I fucking hate every single person on this website for being assholes to me, fuck you fuck fuck fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

    Sorry for being mean
  16. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    DM = direct message. It's what zoomers call private message.
  17. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    I'm sorry I don't listen to hip hop
  18. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Octavian is defending it. You have real trouble reading more than a few sentences, so just take my word for it.
  19. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Unless he's full of shit of course. I actually do make software, so you can ask me any requirements, development or database question you want. But nah I'm sure he knows his shit. Y'all better get in the shelter because he's about to drop some knowledge BOMBS.
  20. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Public housing, UK analogue of the projects.
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