Posts by rabbitweed

1. 2020-07-05 at 9:36 AM UTC in Is Fona a Fag?
   

   rabbitweed African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Grylls Imagine being the oldest guy on this forum

   
   Someones gotta be the oldest guy on the forum.
2. 2020-07-05 at 9:12 AM UTC in Reddit once again proves what a snowflake ridden hellhole it is
   

   rabbitweed African Astronaut
   If you hate reddit, stop using it.
3. 2020-07-05 at 7:37 AM UTC in Bill Krozby's criminal record
   

   rabbitweed African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL So you're a woman beater, too, eh? Nice.

   
   I'm just keeping it real
4. 2020-07-05 at 1:05 AM UTC in Bill Krozby's criminal record
   

   rabbitweed African Astronaut
   WTF is so bad about hitting women you sexists?
   
   Infact, I prefer to hit women. They're so much weaker and easier to fight. Fight smarter, not harder.
5. 2020-07-04 at 11:32 PM UTC in Found a lump on the top of my bollock
   

   rabbitweed African Astronaut
   That's your clitoris bro
6. 2020-07-04 at 11:15 PM UTC in I am profoundly satisfied with my life
   

   rabbitweed African Astronaut
   Didn't you post a picture of your place and it was one of those english council estates?
   
   Are you semi-detached or something? If so sincerest apologies you baller.
7. 2020-07-04 at 11:09 PM UTC in I am profoundly satisfied with my life
   

   rabbitweed African Astronaut
   Live in a terraced house, own a small french hatchback, and have two asian internet girlfriends. You're living the dream.
8. 2020-07-04 at 10:52 PM UTC in Bill Krozby's criminal record
   

   rabbitweed African Astronaut

   Processing Date: 08-12-2012
   0902-0 ASSAULT BY CONTACT(MC)
   
   
   Processing Date: 12-23-2012
   0411-1 AGG SLT ENHANC STRANGLE/SUFFOC STRANGULATIO

   
   What do these ones mean? Did he assault an MC? Whats AGG SLT? How did strangling/suffocation enhance the AGG SLT?
9. 2020-07-04 at 10:46 PM UTC in Would u never knife ur ex girlfriend?
   

   rabbitweed African Astronaut
   I barely even remember the personalities of my ex gfs.
   
   One was annoyed at me all the time, like being with me was a huge PITA. But I was 17 with rock bottom self esteem so I put up with it.
10. 2020-07-04 at 10:38 PM UTC in Would u never knife ur ex girlfriend?
    

    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    All I'm sentimental about is their tits, pussys and assholes.
11. 2020-07-04 at 10:28 PM UTC in Would u never knife ur ex girlfriend?
    

    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    People who still care about their exs - good, bad or indifferent - are lame as fuck. Glad I learnt that at a young age.
    
    You don't pine for them, or hate them, or resent them, or be friends with them. You just forget about them and move on.
12. 2020-07-04 at 10:26 PM UTC in Minecraft III - The Realmening
    

    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    I died multiple times falling into a monster filled dungeon while digging a canal then rage quit.
    
    Also, my canal is going the same way as your tunnel thing. That's kinda kewl.
13. 2020-07-04 at 1:44 PM UTC in Petition to have gryls, tmwpiiha, krotz, chintavian, technologist and mexicansarenthuman banned
    

    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    'Experienced'?
    
    You just consumed the movie anyone else did. The fact you consumed it in a theater around the time of its commercial release and someone else did on netflix decades later doesn't make you more authentically connected to it. Just like you know, I didn't do the Arab Spring despite consuming live news reports about it.
14. 2020-07-04 at 1:41 PM UTC in Petition to have gryls, tmwpiiha, krotz, chintavian, technologist and mexicansarenthuman banned
    

    rabbitweed African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Technologist @Hiki-fetus
    
    I don’t know this song?
    
    
    
    Kid I graduated high school in the 80s, you can only read about it. I remember that scene well, but that song was what I considered child-like bubble gum music. I didn’t even take notice of it in the movie, because it sucks!

    
    You realize that just because you were conscience when a movie was released, it doesn't mean you had anything to do with it, right?
15. 2020-07-04 at 1:29 PM UTC in Petition to have gryls, tmwpiiha, krotz, chintavian, technologist and mexicansarenthuman banned
    

    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    What would your latvian nan say if she read that. Shame on you.
16. 2020-07-04 at 1:27 PM UTC in Petition to have gryls, tmwpiiha, krotz, chintavian, technologist and mexicansarenthuman banned
    

    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Just ban the pedos.
17. 2020-07-04 at 1:26 PM UTC in Be advised
    

    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Probably. What an annoying old boomer he was.
    
    Also - utterly shocked that Hiki didn't come here and reminisce, because he's an OG Totsean and was there since 2005 and misses the old internet. Allegedly.
18. 2020-07-04 at 1:09 PM UTC in Petition to have gryls, tmwpiiha, krotz, chintavian, technologist and mexicansarenthuman banned
    

    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    just ban the nonces
19. 2020-07-04 at 10:52 AM UTC in Asian BLM thuggess gets GTA'd
    

    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    I need to see scarface. I mean I've watched the push it to the limit montage, played GTA Vice City, and was a big Razor Ramon fan. So I should like it.
20. 2020-07-04 at 10:46 AM UTC in people who take way the fuck too long at ATM machines
    

    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    My mom is a worthless whore. Do you think I'd be here if I respected my parents?
    
    All corner shops in NZ accept EFTPOS cards. In Australia a lot of them don't, which was super weird.