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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    fonaplats is mad because i don't want to settle down for a fat bitch with a child she needs help raising and take out an endless series of debts he can't pay off so that he can satisfy his childish desire to play games and dick around instead of actually advancing as a person.

    Been sober for 61 or 62 days (I have trouble keeping numbers straight after 9) but it's been 2 months. The only things that noticeably different is I'm quite a bit smarter and more motivated to make changes in my life that will reflect positive, I also have a growing desire to BREED non white girls and widely spread my seed. I'd also like to be successful enough to show my mom I'm doing well without selling drugs or living off the government.

    I'm enrolled to college, getting all my applications/waivers filled out and I'm going to move into my new place in 9 days that's in a nice area real close to the ocean. I saved up about 2,400$ to boot but I will need to buy a computer ASAP so I can still shit post and make fun of Fona's little boy life & I'mma make a dating profile and snag a couple easy brown/black girls before I really REFINE myself and start looking for a wife.

    I know what I won't settle for and that's another man's developing cum in my life.

    Also lol @ fona trying to talk shit. We had a poll that universally disparaged your sad lifestyle and you're suggesting on a DRUG FORUM that I should stop using intoxicants that I'm clearly not and haven't been for 8 weeks.

    k bud, make more gay ass threads about how you're waking up to do chores and driving around a junker car and fucking a bitch who looks like she should get government benefits regardless of the kid.

    Are you a pedophile or just realized you have nothing to offer a prospective girl besides taking on her gross liabilities? Can't understand bro, you know you can fuck girls and not try and cuff them the first time you get near some pussy right? lol
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  2. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Imagine how humiliating it must be to try to hit on a 15 year old at 37 and get laughed at and rejected
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  3. Bought a bag of peppers t'other day for $2.99 so stuffed em and froze em..ate these two though



    Ground beef
    Onion
    peas
    riced cauliflower
    Garlic
    Various spices to give it some kick
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  4. I support an all or nothing philosophy...either drink/drug oneself to death or give it up completely.
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  5. Someone sold 62 3D printed guns for $150 each at a Houston gun buy-back event.
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  6. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Incessant I'm stoned as fuck I don't think I have anyone backed in a corner I'm just shitpoasting on a Sunday morning like the good Lord intended.

    I'm stoned too but I don't blame myself being a retard on that ever
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  7. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Incessant You know nothing about me. I have plenty of reason but I'd never give anyone here ammo against me.

    Sure. As was said Kafka tells everyone stuff about you. You're a diva with a cushy life who whines because she can't stay home on the couch doing podcasts for a living.
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  8. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Whoever's alt this is has way too much time on their hands. It can't be a real person anymore. The trolling has become too obvious and too tryhard recently. Yeah there's a lot of horrible sexual deviant dudes but I refuse to believe there's actually dudes who mass spam porn to 12-16 year olds
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  9. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    It feels so good knowing that we now OWN everything and out only bills are electricity and water.
    I couldn't be more happy with how everything has been going and am looking forward to a future of continued financial growth and stability.
    Life is good.
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  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What's your point?

    You have 0 credibility because you have a clear history of typing things because you like typing them and pretending things are factually based when they are 100% your feelings and delusions. You have no respect for the truth and never admit when you are wrong, which is roughly 99.998% of the time.

    Of course nothing matters and we are all shitposters but you trying to cosplay as someone with a clue is pretty cringey and doesn't suit you
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  11. Bradley Florida Man
    i think ghost is a loser who tells lies on the internet
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  12. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Ghost So you got in trouble for doing a rape and swore off women forever?

    LMAO

    Ya i raped your granps rat face
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  13. Originally posted by Rape Monster Yeah the eye sockets generally have smoother edges than the mouth, and the ear holes aren't big enough for my girth

    Try the Foramen Magnum hole, very satisfying.

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  14. Originally posted by Rape Monster Sure, I'd fuck her skeletal remains. Or what's left of them.

    Nothing like a good skull fucking...amirite?
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  15. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Kafka Or I take sadistic pleasure in tormenting men.

    The only men you'll "torment" are retarded mcdonalds tier employment individuals
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  16. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    ur a retard u do it to a tranny daily. admit it.
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  17. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost Hey atku you already posted this in the "!f &84)# my girlfriends comes over I keep in the guest bedroom. The blue one

    shut the fuck up, scumbag. Ur one of the lowest life forms on the planet.
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  18. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    So my long term girlfriend recently flew back to the Philippines to be with her mother who sadly died of cancer about 2 days ago, she asked me to accompany her as I’d never met her mum in person before but only on video calls

    But after looking at the ticket prices (and her expecting me to pay) I had to say no so she went alone

    Anyway for a couple of months now there’s this beautiful girl at the gym everyone has been eyeing up, like the place would just go silent when she walks in and only comes in to work on her ass

    When I first saw her I was thinking I’d have no chance cause she’d be into all these massive steroid abusers and niggers

    Anyway last night the gym was kinda empty and she was in again with no roid niggers around so I thought I’d take my chance to at least talk to her but I jumped right in by asking if she has a boyfriend 🤦🏽

    Long story short she’d been single for a while and was always wondering why I never came over to talk to her before

    Turns out she only lived near the gym and walks there, but I offered her a lift home for the sake of it - when she got in the car I went the wrong way (by accident but on purpose) and I pointed out where I live and she said “Oh looks nice”, so I just put it out there that she can come in and have a look so she did. I offered her a drink but she declined so I was like ok then “awkward moment now wtf do I do?” so I cracked a beer open and we just began talking with Netflix n ting on in the background - time flew by and I said I don’t worry you can stay here I’ll take you home in the morning - Fucking result! We had some mad sex, the horny bitch was more into it than I was

    I got super early to get her back home because I was kinda in shock about how this just happened, but I made us a full English breakfast and woke her up gently saying breakfast is ready

    I’m sat down at the kitchen table ready to tuck in thinking of something to keep her entertained with this weekend

    She walks in and starts shouting at me in some fucking foreign language like I’d done something wrong

    Then she said you’re all the same you never listened to a word I said, and just fucking walked out on me like that 😢

    😐

    Now I’m piecing it back together trying to remember what she actually told me omg…

    FOR FUCK SAKE HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW MOROCOONS ARE ISLAMIC
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  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    loyal to the foil brah
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  20. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Fucking junkies

    Get help and stop glorifying that shit
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