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Posts That Were Thanked by The Earl of Sandwich

  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    first trimester
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah SWIM could ask the police to stop investigating at which point they'll laugh and investigate harder knowing exactly what's going on
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  3. Bradley Florida Man
    As many of you know I'm in rehab, there's a 19 year old here whose straight up retarded from drugs and on his fourth treatment program . He has this weird fascination with the cats, like picking up and petting them (they're outdoor/feral cats) we've all been hoping they would scratch the fuck out of his face and fuck him up. No one likes at him and he's straight up retarded and begs constantly. Remember that 190$ watch I got for 2 packs of cigarettes? That was him type shit.

    So yesterday, he was fucking with the cats as per usual and he was picking them up and waht not and at some point he decides to lick the cats balls and suck on them a little bit. I think this was for attention but anyway, I hate him so I immediately told on him and began telling others of the unbelievable happening OF COURSE. So they went back on the cameras and sure as shit, he sucks the cats balls on camera. So now he's going to another institution on a long term involuntary commitment and I'm so happy.
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  4. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    You would want to open a fuxking chomo martial arts school or a fucking virtual gay pron studio


    I seriously hope you die.
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  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    he was smart enough not to get caught at a waterpark
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  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Michael Myers He is not a pedophile, he is an ephebophile. Like most men. Except they don't say it out loud due to societal pressure.

    oh look a paedophile with a thesaurus
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  7. Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Oh so people literally have there legs shrink when Walk ng a certain direction PRETTY SURE this is false


    You probably failed perspective class. 2 objects of the same size, if viewed from different distances will appear of different sizes...or if the distance isn't so great MAYBE still the same size...THE FURTHER ONE AWAY THOUGH WILL NOT APPEAR BIGGER THAN THE CLOSER ONE...



    The left leg is clearly smaller/thinner than the right leg and so...further away...making the man..running away from the camera...compare the calves.
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  8. well he'd have to start before he could stop
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  9. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat believe nothing you hear my man and only half of what ya see.

    ya dig my jig?

    You sound like a crackhead but ok



    Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich Nigger

    Nice response really well thought out I can see the Incel Faggotman 4chanfrog University (IF4U) really gave you some knowledge before they stripped ya butt naked shat on your chest and left you to fry in the sun on a Texasman's driveway
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  10. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich Congratulations, you qualify to be a serial killer: please choose your weapon 😃😃😃😃😃

    I'm too polite to be a serial killer. I'd be like, "Ma'am, is it okay if I stab you with my weapon of preference? You can say no, if you want. It's up to you."
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  11. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich Nigger

    Excuse you? I'm a sandnigger. Or actually a currynigger.
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  12. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich Do I look like a brain dead savage?

    No, you don't, actually. You look like a fine gentleman.
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  13. Originally posted by Sudo You reek of insecure immaturity. If you can't talk comfortably about your issues you're never going to get over them. It would benefit you greatly to open up and be honest about your issues like OP

    Every single post from you is negative.

    Re-evaluate how you choose to pass time.
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  14. Originally posted by Sudo When you go to Toys R Us do you tell them to fix the spelling on their sign or do you just hit on the children?

    Are you always this aggressive and annoying?
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  15. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by fuckerofmothersandsuckeroffathers How about you back off before I call the police?

    bitch call the cops, imma kill you and them loud ass motherfucking barking dogs
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  16. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo You sound like a fake moralfag.

    my other comment agitated you, huh Sudo? You're very intelligent... you're a brilliant guy...I just have no idea what you were thinking when you took that 1st/2nd/3rd hit of junk. You knew wut u were getting into...but you did it anyway. Why?
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  17. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    When do you pray?
    What do you pray about?

    I try to make prayer into a habit so Ill pray whenever I drive pass the children's hospital and usually at work.

    Rarely do I ask for anything. Most of my prayers involve me expressing gratitude.

    The kids in that hospital I ask to be healed but as far as I go I dont ask for anything. Just "thanks God for this that and those over there".

    Making it into a habit keeps me from forgetting and instead of a set time I use landmarks to remind me to pray.
    Landmarks I know Ill pass like that hospital.
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  18. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Why do you waste money on stupid shit?
    You need to save money any way you can then spend with restraint.
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  19. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I hear getting loads of cum shot into your face is good for your complexion
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  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I like to think he wears blackface while commuting on a private jet
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