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  1. Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Because the Russians were bombing his house.

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  2. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    you could also prank call him and threaten to be a shady collection agency working on your behalf.
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  3. snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Misterigh If I were at a bar drinking at a table and a girl with her friends sat down at the same table and I causually slid my hand into her crouch and began rubbing, could this be considered sexual assault?

    no, because a virgin would not be at a bar, and you can't rape a woman who isn't virgin. the only question here is - where is the father, brother, or husband? the only woman that has a legitimate reason to be at a bar is a prostitute. and you can't rape a prostitute. so you're good.
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  4. Originally posted by Misterigh If I were at a bar drinking at a table and a girl with her friends sat down at the same table and I causually slid my hand into her crouch and began rubbing, could this be considered sexual assault?

    no, because she didnt say 'no'
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  6. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    america is nice if you live in a van,, Ive made 5 trips around the country in a van, 3 tours following the Dead and 2 years on hemp tour
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol imagine a herpes blister walking into a store and stealing cheetos and 7 LP members are crowding around it and it just keeps coming at them trying to touch them and infect them and they keep backing off because they don't want to get infected.

    Aaaand that makes me think of an actual good shoplifting strategy. If you just put a bunch of makeup on that makes it look like you have a bunch of open sores, use a bunch of fake blood, maybe put a bunch of fake parasitic tape worms latched onto your body and then steal high end electronics, nobody will want to stop you. Lol
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    shamwow'd
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  9. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Narc But lies can be very destructive in certain situations. Lies are the tools of the control freaks who are attempting to get an entire nation dancing to their tune. Setting society up to work in their favor to the detriment of the rest all while hoodwinking the people into thinking its all actually for their benefit so they go along with it. Those sorts of lies are actually treason.


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    In order to maintain and preserve free speech, ALL free speech must be allowed, including lies. The onus must be on the listener to discern and discover, not on the speaker.
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  10. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    If you was an 80s child like me then your tape collection would always look something like this





    lol, just noticed in that top pic the leanard cohen tape was made in 2013. So some people still doing this now.


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  11. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    The record labels ruined music by taking over the artists ability to create, and make it all about fulfilling contracts and using formulas to create music that would most likely sell to the masses based on previous successes. In short they got the producers and A&R men to turn artists into glorified karaoke singers.


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  12. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    All that I can gather from the media is that Trump is evil and white men are destroying the democracy that brave women of colour built.
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  13. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    My title is department manager but the technicians pretty much manage themselves so I collect a paycheck until it finally dawns on someone that I am not needed. Been doing it for about 6 months now
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  14. Originally posted by Fox Yeah no shit doesn’t change the fact that he paid X amount into social security when he worked (i.e. loaned it to the government) and now they are paying it back

    SSI isn't a loan.

    Insurance is like that...I've paid tens of thousands in vehicle insurance of the years and don't get anything back...same for health insurance to a degree, you make your contributions you don't get it back (unless you are ill).

    Social and welfare programs can be changed at any time...relying on them for anything is retarted
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  15. Originally posted by Fox So you worked for a living up til now? Then your SSI check is your OWN money getting paid back to you monthly at 0% interest by the government retard.

    That's not how SSI works, His contributions paid for those who were retired when he paid in, his money is gone. It's not a savings scheme...it's always borrowing from the next generation...and one of the reasons it's doomed to fail (very soon).

    More old people living longer and less young people being born and working = a huge imbalance of contributions vs payouts.

    If you are relying on SSI for anything other than pocket change you are an idiot. I've got multiple sources of income lined up in 2 countries...one of them in the UK matures when I'm 55.
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  16. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Don't vote for someone if you don't like them AMERICA

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I picked Trump out of all the other candidates while fucked up on meth, it was just so obvious I was shocked nobody else could see it. When you have been on the train this long you never come down, it feels great. These past 4 years have been the greatest time of my life and I want this energy to keep going. It will be sad when it has to end.

    Trump is my favorite American President in history. He is a God damn meme, triggers everyone including the faggot leader of my Country. Literally everything he does is perfect. I don't even agree with his politics but it's GOD DAMN DONALD TRUMP.

    I watched the Apprentice when I was a kid and Trump seemed like a God to me, he was the ultimate professional. I remember my friends conspiracy nutter dad got triggered by Trump in the mid 2000's because he wanted to copyright "You're Fired!"

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  17. Originally posted by Technologist Foxy don’t make me pull out my medical knowledge on you😁

    https://time.com/5764051/normal-body-temperature-has-changed/

    https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/human-body-temperature-getting-cooler-study-finds-180974006/

    http://med.stanford.edu/news/all-news/2020/01/human-body-temperature-has-decreased-in-united-states.html

    Need more sources😜

    because thermometers has become more accurate.
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  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Maybe if they didn't sell it in 8mg trash formulations people wouldn't die from it
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  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Your parents being drug addicts didn't predispose you to being an addict? Ok nigga. Your staunch anti drug attitude as a kid says otherwise tho.

    No, I only started using drugs when I learned about the cruelty of women, I blame females. My parents have no idea why I do more drugs than both of them combined but they just don't understand the horrific reality of being an incel.
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  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Shes still got a real pretty face. If i got her on meth we could make quite thePOWER COUPLE
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