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Technologist caught on tape grocery shopping.

  1. #21
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Add 50 lbs and brighter red hair and I think we all know who that is.

    Who
  2. #22
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Who

    The herpes blister on your bottom lip ya dumb bitch
  3. #23
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 The herpes blister on your bottom lip ya dumb bitch

    You're triggered like a bitch lol
  4. #24
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Na, pigeon.
  5. #25
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol imagine a herpes blister walking into a store and stealing cheetos and 7 LP members are crowding around it and it just keeps coming at them trying to touch them and infect them and they keep backing off because they don't want to get infected.

    Aaaand that makes me think of an actual good shoplifting strategy. If you just put a bunch of makeup on that makes it look like you have a bunch of open sores, use a bunch of fake blood, maybe put a bunch of fake parasitic tape worms latched onto your body and then steal high end electronics, nobody will want to stop you. Lol
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #26
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Going all the way through it. For absolutely no reason AGAIN
  7. #27
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lmao spectral I know you used to be loss prevention, what would you do in this situation?

    she looks like she's a real pro at taking it up the ass!


    Ape, they were out of you boo berry crisps again huh?
  8. #28
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Ya bud. U know how I get.
  9. #29
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lmao spectral I know you used to be loss prevention, what would you do in this situation?

    As soon as she started damaging merchandise, I would have been able to pin her to the ground and cuff her.
  10. #30
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by -SpectraL As soon as she started damaging merchandise, I would have been able to pin her to the ground and cuff her.

    I'm not even sure if you can do that these days, maybe you can depends.. but I remember one time when I was in highschool I worked at HEB, and this dude (I didn't know it at the time) was undercover and he dressed like a surfer/skateboarder bro and he went outside where I was loading carts just hanging and then this fat dude came out with an entire case of beer and he let him walk into the parking lot and told him to stop and the guy knew what was up and thru the case of beer at him but the guy dodged it and put down on the concrete..

    same surfer lp did the same thing waited outside and just stepped in front of the door with this lady was coming out with a ton of groceries and told her to "hold it bitch" or something like that.

    I got stopped by lp once taking a beer once years ago and they followed me out and asked what I was doing, and I was like hey I'll just give it back to you its only like 2 dollars.. and went home. I've never done that again, but the weird thing I can tell who lp's are because whenever I'm just being normal I see people giving me looks like I'm doing something but I never am anymore, just that one time.

    I guess sometimes I look shady or something, a couple months ago I was at HEB buying earbuds, like you have to get someone to unlock the deal.. so I was just there looking at them for a second.. and this black guy came up to me asking me what I need.. and I was like earbuds and he's like what kind do you need? And I said I don't know man I was just looking at them lol
  11. #31
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Clearly there was some rule in place to where she called multiple black dudes NIGGERS right to their face and they didn't do anything. That's practically unheard of .
  12. #32
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    That bitch in the OP is mental. She needs long term care.
  13. #33
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm not even sure if you can do that these days, maybe you can depends.. but I remember one time when I was in highschool I worked at HEB, and this dude (I didn't know it at the time) was undercover and he dressed like a surfer/skateboarder bro and he went outside where I was loading carts just hanging and then this fat dude came out with an entire case of beer and he let him walk into the parking lot and told him to stop and the guy knew what was up and thru the case of beer at him but the guy dodged it and put down on the concrete..

    same surfer lp did the same thing waited outside and just stepped in front of the door with this lady was coming out with a ton of groceries and told her to "hold it bitch" or something like that.

    I got stopped by lp once taking a beer once years ago and they followed me out and asked what I was doing, and I was like hey I'll just give it back to you its only like 2 dollars.. and went home. I've never done that again, but the weird thing I can tell who lp's are because whenever I'm just being normal I see people giving me looks like I'm doing something but I never am anymore, just that one time.

    I guess sometimes I look shady or something, a couple months ago I was at HEB buying earbuds, like you have to get someone to unlock the deal.. so I was just there looking at them for a second.. and this black guy came up to me asking me what I need.. and I was like earbuds and he's like what kind do you need? And I said I don't know man I was just looking at them lol

    Those employees can't do anything but watch and wait for the cops, because of store policy, but LP wouldn't hesitate to nail her to the floor for damaging merchandise. Looks like they weren't there. Nobody on shift. I used to wear a dark blue painter's over-all and I dabbed some paint spots on it and carried a lunch pail, and morons would be loading up almost right beside me and wouldn't give me a second look. Then outside, once they're pinched, it's always I KNEW YOU WERE ONE! I always respond, well, if you knew why did you done it then?
  14. #34
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Despite the sports bra,I question whether she works out...
  15. #35
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Those employees can't do anything but watch and wait for the cops, because of store policy, but LP wouldn't hesitate to nail her to the floor for damaging merchandise. Looks like they weren't there. Nobody on shift. I used to wear a dark blue painter's over-all and I dabbed some paint spots on it and carried a lunch pail, and morons would be loading up almost right beside me and wouldn't give me a second look. Then outside, once they're pinched, it's always I KNEW YOU WERE ONE! I always respond, well, if you knew why did you done it then?

    It was probabbly more like this.

  16. #36
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    aww its disabled

    now im a sad panda
  17. #37
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Those employees can't do anything but watch and wait for the cops, because of store policy, but LP wouldn't hesitate to nail her to the floor for damaging merchandise. Looks like they weren't there. Nobody on shift. I used to wear a dark blue painter's over-all and I dabbed some paint spots on it and carried a lunch pail, and morons would be loading up almost right beside me and wouldn't give me a second look. Then outside, once they're pinched, it's always I KNEW YOU WERE ONE! I always respond, well, if you knew why did you done it then?

    You carried a lunch pail around a store because that's what normal working people do when they run in a Kmart? Did you blend right in with YOUR GODDAMN LUNCH PAIL AND FUCKIN THERMOS?
  18. #38
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 You carried a lunch pail around a store because that's what normal working people do when they run in a Kmart? Did you blend right in with YOUR GODDAMN LUNCH PAIL AND FUCKIN THERMOS?

    Thieves aren't that smart, bud. That's why they're thieves.
  19. #39
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Mothafuckas!
  20. #40
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Thieves aren't that smart, bud. That's why they're thieves.

    The thieves that get caught, aren’t that smart.
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