Deleted posts for: purple gerbil

1. 2020-03-24 at 3:55 AM UTC

   #41
   

   purple gerbil Yung Blood (banned)

   Originally posted by Sudo I can't imagine anything happening that SWIM isn't equipped for. Will run out of ammo before he runs out of context specific strapolas

   
   being ductaped in the lithotomy position while your helplessly exposed orifices are relentlessly plundered asunder
   
   post how youd respond
2. 2020-03-24 at 3:57 AM UTC

   #42
   

   purple gerbil Yung Blood (banned)

   Originally posted by Sudo Those are slow and impractical. If you bring a shotgun to a gunfight you will definitely lose. You basically get one shot with a shotgun and sawed offs can shoot off center and split the barrel. It's really a terrible choice if you're planning a war for the global elites. That's the type of gun they WANT you to have, and sawing it off makes it illegal enough for them to take it from you. A .22 is much better, even if it's single action

   
   you can stop giving terrible advice now
3. 2020-03-24 at 3:59 AM UTC

   #43
   

   purple gerbil Yung Blood (banned)

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby can you do one where your dick is inside of your asshole?

   
   do one where my dick is inside your asshole
4. 2020-03-24 at 4:01 AM UTC

   #44
   

   purple gerbil Yung Blood (banned)

   Originally posted by Technologist This, this is exactly why I believe you are a rapist. You are raping her of consent to post that pic. You have absolutely no respect for any woman. You beat up woman and even have been convicted of it.

   
   stfu and post your crotch-cavern cobweb jamboree
5. 2020-03-24 at 4:04 AM UTC

   #45
   

   purple gerbil Yung Blood (banned)

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so its possible to replace hammer and anvil with switches and electrods.

   
   if someone doesnt care about reliability it is
6. 2020-03-24 at 4:07 AM UTC

   #46
   

   purple gerbil Yung Blood (banned)

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny or someone without alternatives.

   
   if someone needs a gun that badly go find someone with a gun use a baseball bat on them until theyre either willing to give up the gun or unable to stop it from being taken
7. 2020-03-24 at 4:08 AM UTC

   #47
   

   purple gerbil Yung Blood (banned)

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby Ahhhh would be stanky! Probably hasnt had the dust knocked out in a long thyme!

   
   those are the best ones
   
   drop it in soft then when it gets hard enjoy the symphony of cracking bones and tearing connective tissue
8. 2020-03-24 at 4:25 AM UTC

   #48
   

   purple gerbil Yung Blood (banned)

   Originally posted by -SpectraL How does that work? You throw the tactical dildo at female and/or gay soldiers?

   
   beat them unconscious then jam hilt-deep into orifice of choice
   
   i just want a cop to have to write all that down on an incident report
9. 2020-03-25 at 12:45 AM UTC

   #49
   

   purple gerbil Yung Blood (banned)

   Originally posted by snab_snib i just got a call from my bosses boss. he wants me to come in tomorrow and sign a NDA to start working a second shift doing patrols of the corporate property for forty dollars an hour on a 3 month contract. that's more than i make as a flag technician, and i'm not allowed to talk to my coworkers about this. have any of you done this sort of gig? he told me i'd be expected to carry, which a lot of people do where i work anyways, but this would be overnight stuff. he said he has a tricked out g-wagon with light turrets that i'd be driving… sounds like a great deal. could be extremely boring, just patrolling empty buildings all night.

   
   pics or it didnt happen
   
   no security guard doing legal security work makes $40 an hour. hell, a beginner USSS agent starts at $25 an hour...and about the same for a 'bodyguard'
10. 2020-03-25 at 12:54 AM UTC

    #50
    

    purple gerbil Yung Blood (banned)

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what are you too weak to open them yourself ?

    
    i dont want broken teeth marks on my ballsack
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