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2023-07-02 at 11:52 PM UTC in this site is like a curse
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2023-07-02 at 11:48 PM UTC in this site is haunted
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Sploo is of the highest order. Is true. The Zongo. The toast and the holy loli. The niggeramous. The fagferdswedzaa. The EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE . the Zee. The Zed. The golden yed. The mound . Da pound . the golden hound. Your mom. Your ROM. the golden palm. You know what I'm talking bout. You know who I'm talking bout. This nigga so immortal he died already but just had to go back. This. Nigga So SPACE j don't think he actually DID come back. Give it up! For SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZAAAAAAAAAAAaaa THEEEEE ROOOOOOOOOOOZZZZAAAAAAAA TTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTU UCI UUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!. DIvyldge to this nigga. Divuldge.
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Let's not forget psychomanthis was a baby raper.
Originally posted by mmQ PsychoSopho I want to suck the blood clots out of your arteries baby, don't ever forget that. I want your aorta in my asshole whence upon I shit it out into your mouth and you feed it to me like a mother bird to her begging baby. FUCK ME IN MY ORIFICES COLLECTIVE YOU SUCK-RIDGE ANATOMY TREE!!
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2023-07-02 at 11:37 PM UTC in Blessed great thinkers and scholars of the modern time
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood They are so annoying always complaining about imaginary shit. They make rational anti vaxers look like nutters YEAH MAN FUCK DA GOVBERMENT THEY PUT CHIPS IN MY EYES!!!
Nothing is ever grounded in reality it's always some fake made up bullshit that LITERALLY NO ONE cares about
nothing they say is ever worthwhile. I don't think any of them are actually mentally ill, just faking it. they weren't beat enough as a child. I truly believe if you tied up a mentally ill person and tortured them with 999 cuts they would "snap out of it" after enough waterboarding and be like "whoa man" and become normal
Being mentally ill is like a fashion trend it's trendy to act like a fucktard because most people are but when it gets taken to the next level is when I lose patience. Hitler was right, these people need the gas.
At least people like terry davis are cool and interesting, very rare and he was beloved. Most people like that are insufferable.
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2023-07-02 at 11:20 PM UTC in this site is haunted
Originally posted by DrugSmuggler Killing your self is a great idea ✔️
Or you could simply stop logging on with this alt.
Sophie has been body snatched by the DH witches who managed to steal him away from Kafka and fake his death
the truth is they have access to his account and have for a while, they are real psychos trying to gangstalk kafka, mike meyers, rat race scronaldo, wariat, well hung and others. I am going deep in spiritual combat fighting against these evil forces and also battling government gangstalkers and many other forces of evil and I mostly fight the battle alone
here in the sacred halls of the Temple with GOD and JEFF HUNTER as my sword and shield. They think they are close to victory, but to me, I don't think it's even begun yet, I have foiled every one of their plots.
Sophie has been reanimated and his soul brought back from hell into this world by these evil gangstalking DH psychopaths who now control him like evil zombie masters, it's quite horrible and I must defeat them to free his soul and banish him to the shadow realm so he can spend eternity gambling over the outcomes of various user arguments in the temple.
This is a call to action to anyone that cares about the eternal soul of Sophisticated Sophist, we must put him to rest! REST IN PEACE LOVE AND LIGHT , ETERNAL LIGHT
Originally posted by DrugSmuggler You act like one of those delusional attention whores from junior high school and you’re almost 30…what’s your excuse?
Originally posted by DrugSmuggler
namaste
this place is no longer the halls of heroes, evil is breaking down the walls and I am not powerful enough to prevent the temple from being destroyed. DO YOU HEAR THEM POUNDING AT THE WALLS. THEY WILL NOT REST UNTIL WE ARE DUST
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2023-07-02 at 10:31 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬I twin twsitered that hoe
(the second oe was haxxor who couldn't hack her way out of a paper bag)
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2023-07-02 at 10:28 PM UTC in No student loan forgiveness for you.Everyone is our plural!
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2023-07-02 at 10:28 PM UTC in No student loan forgiveness for you.who's alt are you again?
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2023-07-02 at 10:24 PM UTC in No student loan forgiveness for you.
Originally posted by Meikai Student loan forgiveness is bullshit, but the debt should be dischargeable through bankruptcy. You should be able to tank your credit HARD and be free.
Weather or not it should be is irrelevant as the dotted hebrew line states otherwise, which you agree to because it's a different loan , legally structured different from something like a payday loan or a business bank loan. I mean, you would assume All debt gets cleared during a bankruptcy, idk i've never done it (I probably should im like $15k in perpetual debt hell) consumer debt though... I figure education debt is probably maybe something different... somehow.. idk . society is strange and gay and jedi
Originally posted by Haxxor The high school drop outs have spoken. 👨🏼⚖️
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BOOM EEEE EEEEEEE EEAHHH AHHHHH AHHH AHHHHHHH STICK EM OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOM STICK EM OOOOOOO AN I STICK EM
HONK HONK HONK
Originally posted by DrugSmuggler
Originally posted by DrugSmuggler Why so salty fat boi? You post here 24/7 is this the life you envisioned fo yoself 50 years ago in high school?
Originally posted by DrugSmuggler You act like one of those delusional attention whores from junior high school and you’re almost 30…what’s your excuse?
why do you always ask people why they need an excuse for things, whats your excuse for that huh???? I don't need any fucking excuse for how I live BITCH i'm my own hooker and I will hold you down , shave you from head to toe after phucking your puckering quivering phagggggot azzzz bitch kike nigger now bend over and bleat for me you nigger lover
go make some more alt accounts and talk to yourself, get back to the candyrein nigger thread I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD????
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2023-07-02 at 10:10 PM UTC in Varg sums up my political beliefsI respect that, I still think he's a faggit though and it's funny that he gets pressed by everyone constantly , I'm sure your arguments for things are more well thought out.
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2023-07-02 at 9:29 PM UTC in Guys it happened just now
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2023-07-02 at 9:27 PM UTC in Guys it happened just nowOh Great Spirits! Us Humble degenizens of the Third Temple pray to thee Spirits of life, death, luck, gambling and others to please grant us another soul in the sacred Temple for we have fought one another in space for generations and require new blood to appease you oh Great Spirits leet 1337 us spill the blood of virgins and the corrupt alike and mix it in an elixir and xtep on it with tussi pink feminine red blood pink champagne MDMA love potion magic wiccan polish qt3.14 female energy HTS hydromorphone kreepy kay kinkou kafka KKK female N RG!!!!!! CHARGE US WITH YOUR PURITY AND LIGHT!!! AHKMAH!!!!
We shall draw Henna triangles all over her bodyoieoieoieoieoieoieoieoeioeioeeoeoeoeoeooeoeoeoeoe in the name of Jeff Hunter and our Dear Leasder Lanny and blessed Fralala AMEN AND TRIANGLES BLESS THWE ZUNDAY
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May you bear her many fruit and may she remain trapped on prison eartyh with the SPICE NIGGAS awakened to true light for all eternity
BRING US HER SZZSZSZSSOUL!!!!!!
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2023-07-02 at 8:34 PM UTC in man gets paid to have sex with children
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2023-07-02 at 8:30 PM UTC in Guys it happened just now
Originally posted by Wariat I literally had no money all day zero in my wallet and met a 16 yr old. All the time ive been spending at the club buying them dirnks or girls this age and 18 and hoping to get lucky only for them to make out on the side of me with ukrianian boys their age I met a Polish 16 yr old today just walking. Wlaking them mean streets guys. thats right. I was crossing a street and I almost didnt do it but noticed a chick that might be hot and young going across me and on the other side so i did it just in case and almost didnt do it guys. as i was crossing and approached her street she sort of made eye contact and smiled. this is vert rare indeed guys most eastern and especially polish chicks never msile or give eye contact. so i said you got pretty eyes. she thanked me and i said do you have a facebook she did and gave it to me and as we said goodbye to each other i messaged her she repsonded right awya and asked what shes up to and we ended up going on a long walk and finding out a lot about each other guys. thats right. i may have met my future girlfriend today. now gotta hope none of her friends are those chicks i cursed at and called whores or my reputation with teens doesnt reach her as that could ruin it. the monent guys.
she turned 16 on january so shes a bit old as i like just barely 16 but its not bad huh?
Originally posted by Wariat i may have met my match in heaven guys. a match like none other.
damn, you are cursed. THE ONE TIME in years of doing this I actually get a result holy fuck lmrao didn't expect that, I knew one day maybe , todayt is that day RIP
https://twitter.com/Vikkstar123/status/1277448683076943872
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2023-07-02 at 8:25 PM UTC in this site is like a curse
Originally posted by Wariat everytime i meet a chick and post her here or talk about her i get nothing or nothing happens. but if i dont talk about her or mention her here everything happens.
lol who are you kidding? nothing ever happens tyo you except cosmic comedy
Originally posted by Meikai YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WARIAT
Just stop posting about girls here, man. Problem solved. -
NO NO , BY ALL MEANS
the fact that noboy is posting content like this says enough. No girls writing NIS on their tits
oh wait....
REAL
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2023-07-02 at 8:07 PM UTC in The Bible is a staggering 3,116,480 characters
Originally posted by Donald Trump We should print out our old posts and start a religion.
I'm mking custom scraping tools powered by AI to sort through not only this site but also the totse archives and every other archives + chemistry and secret underground books, idk what else, trianglism rantology. the erowid rhodium chemistry archive
any other blessed archives??? Internet culture, drugs, chemistry , explosives, hacking, biohacking
imagine just a thing like this with each category and you click it and it opens like a wiki page.
and the wariat section is a live capture of all his posts by an AI tool that uploads them instantly before he can edit or change them
you click "AI" or "religion"
"green meth chemistry"
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2023-07-02 at 7:54 PM UTC in man gets paid to have sex with children
Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian i feel like you could use a job lol
Are you offering me one? Because I am actually hiring people , I do a LOT . Like Henna for example i'm getting into henna, big things. Nobody helps me, why would I help anyone??? They don't value me as an employee and they expect me to give up my life so they can make theirs slightly easier.
That's why there's a worker shortage, people would rather live off peanuts selling onlyfans for $5 than make a living working for some faggots because that job sucks, nobody wants to be there, that company is shit and sells jedi chinese crap and needs to die like many others, I am building the cocaine Ai crypto future of tomorrow
we are always hiring, and pay nothing
as money is worthless
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2023-07-02 at 7:50 PM UTC in The Bible is a staggering 3,116,480 charactersNIS is 9.5million characters over 100,000 threads.
I would estimate around 25% at least is spam with probably 15% overlap of quotes, if you saved it all with timestamps +usernames and stuff it could go over 10m
The Quaran is only around half a million so we have definitely covered everything at least once I think. Thoughts? Is this database blessed and holy?????? You are posting in the temple, it's hard to write a bible that is a hub of knowledge and the only source of many lost secrets of the universe
yeah yeah its all spam but you really think out of 9.5 million characters there is 0 value in that? it's basically longer than every holy book combined at this point and I don't feel like we have even really done anything
Who was snoopy?
https://newtotse.com/oldtotse/en/religion/index.html
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2023-07-02 at 7:42 PM UTC in 🌪️🍄Candyland II Detective Twister Rave Dance CLUE Special Edition🍌🌪️*summons another wind atronch*
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2023-07-02 at 7:34 PM UTC in 🌪️🍄Candyland II Detective Twister Rave Dance CLUE Special Edition🍌🌪️irmaaaa garddd u guisseee tytytytytyty for keeeping my fred bumping bumping :O <3 love you all... alll like 2 of you LMRAO
Originally posted by Bradley This is the only place I can express how I feel, what I think, and what I believe should happen without censorship from anyone with common sense.
To deprive us of this is like depriving slugs of the morning dew. If you want any damn so i bought this receipt wrapper full of weed for 10$ after the cops stopped me haha from this ghetto ass black lady right and this shit is sof fucking fire!!!! she said it's like a christmas tree, my god, I thought it had fentanyl in it the way it looked (KINDA POWDERY NGL) but u know me, i go buy a lil pippino and pakc me up a bowl, the store i bought the pipe from came outside and said "sir, please do not enjoy your wares at our establishment, i am sorry" so I got high staring at him from the parking lot, I went and bought a chicken like the rotisserie kind (the smoke shop right next to the grocery store)
fucking 9$ for a rotisserie chicken and a 1.50$ bottle of hot sauce, but fuck it, right, so I go hit the pipe outside (again int he parking lot with dozens of hispanics walking around me, my neighborhood is 94% Hispanic, 100% cuban) like a dozen tiems and pack it up and hit it some more, and then I get to working on the chicken, my god! I should've went to popeyes the way I only wanted 2 pieces type shit, right, so I eat a drum stick first, (at this point I shlapped da hot sauce bottle till 1/3 of it was in the lil plastic black tray the chicken come in), mmmmm dat drum stick shlapped! on god, so I go and rip me off this crispy lil wing
dip it in da sauce ofc, (I love getting lost in the sauce, unless it's sour cream, i put that on god fuck sour cream) and take 1 bite
Not feeling it. The way that wing felt in my mouth kinda tasted… like obv im the one ripping this corpse apart, so i know it all got cooked the same, that shit fucking SUCKED! right lol
so I haven't touched the other drumstick, the entire breast sof the chicken, the other wing, and the wing i did bite into, still good! most of it!
I walk up to this 200 year old rastafarian literally this nigga looked like the person they'd point to on a timeline and say "we all came out of Africa, this is your ancestor" so I tried talking to him, he didn't speak english
We hand signaled that I wanted a cigarette, he hand signaled he wanted to hit thre weed pipe, i said ok ok ok
so then I lit hte cigarette, let him hit hte weed pipe, and handed him this 5/6 chicken
as i'm walking away in perfect english
"WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS SPICEY AS FUCK"
the end pt 2 will be how i talked myself out of a ticket by telling a black police officer "i'm a real ass nigga from the 414"
oh i jest i jest
