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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    You were never even on totse

    So is this you bowing down on your knees? Are you begging for your comeuppance? Have you been a bad boy?
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  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I find the way different cultures or languages talk about violence to be interesting

    there was a guy who fought with the Iraqi PMUs, fucking steroidal meathead who calls himself 'Abu Azrael'. I think I posted a video a while back of him laughing and setting dead ISIS troops' beards on fire so they wouldn't make it to heaven.

    anyway, he had a trademark threat or battlecry, something along the lines of 'time to make bread'. sounds dumb in english but everyone knew he meant he wanted to pulverize people so completely that you could use their bones as flour
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  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it's already a circus

    let's make it interesting and replace the debates with a knife fight
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  4. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    tfw you just want to blow up some mail boxes but you accidentally blow up some people's mail in ballots and end up on speedy parker's list of voter fraud criminals
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  5. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Come on OP you belong in that list for sure, not even being mean.
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  6. Ghost Black Hole
    your PC sucks and cant even run minecraft and you keep the monitor on the floor next to the tower and sit on your bed with your keyboard on the bed in your redneck trailer next to a country bar and your drunk hick HOOOSIER mom and the only video game you have is a CRT and a goodwill PS2 and shitty rental games you never returned or can only afford from the $2 bin at the strip mall gamestop you poor piece of shit cock nose bitch

    your life sucks. Kill yourself
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  7. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I don't know how Americans can ignore the fact that during his first debate with Trump, Biden literally ripped the spine out of an African-American toddler's back live on stage and started sucking the adrenochrome directly from her brainstem. But that's just the world we live in now, I guess.

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  8. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I have a sneaking suspicion that it'll be Biden, but at the same time I would not be totally blindsided if Trump won.

    Either way, I can't wait to laugh at people who were seriously invested in a different outcome to the election.
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  9. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace The man behind the man behind the man behind the man behind the man behind me

    The men behind you.. lined up.. unzipping.
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  10. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    The whole world is a ghetto maaan

    - Rust 'netstat' Cohle
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  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    what is the point of changing names if people can immediately tell who you are


    I've considered creating a new account and only accessing it via vpn so I can call for extreme violence with plausible deniability but it seems like a lot of effort
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra she has an old ladyface

    but a young looking vertical smile
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  13. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace How is making other people look at cum gay?

    because most people turn embedded images off here so the only ones looking at cum are you and grylls.. both homosexuals.. I don't get how this is trolling anyone except your own sexuality.

    Fucking faggots. The cum has made you blind and stupid.

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace No he's making other people view the cum.

    You're the only one looking, faggot lololololol

    trolled!!! you trolled yourself by being a homosexual!!
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Nah. He can have seconds when I'm done but I ain't about to have a friend's nutsack slapping against my dick. Pass.
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  15. Ghost Black Hole
    Pretty easy to track him down just walk around Indiana with some binoculars until you see the giant cock nose on the horizon and look for the trailer with the Israel flag flying proudly in front of it
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  16. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost i have finished my python calculator script. Compiling now and doing the maths to figure this out

    # idk wat im doering

    # add
    def add(x, y):
    return x + y

    # Take away
    def subtract(x, y):
    return x - y

    print("do maths.")
    print("1.Add a numbers")
    print("2.Minus a numbers")

    while True:
    # choose mode
    choice = input("type 1 to add type 2 to subtract: ")

    # i found this part on google
    if choice in ('1', '2'):
    num1 = float(input("Enter first number: "))
    num2 = float(input("Enter second number: "))

    if choice == '1':
    print(num1, "+", num2, "=", add(num1, num2))

    elif choice == '2':
    print(num1, "-", num2, "=", subtract(num1, num2))

    break
    else:
    print("u pressed wrong button")

    Some tips

    1. I got rid of the add and subtract functions, you can just do it inline
    2. prefer variable names like x and y to num1 and num2. It's easy to get the latter confused.
    3. you can use string interpolation to make printing strings with variables a bit nicer


    # idk wat im doering

    # add
    print("do maths.")
    print("1.Add a numbers")
    print("2.Minus a numbers")

    while True:
    # choose mode
    choice = input("type 1 to add type 2 to subtract: ")

    # i found this part on google
    if choice in ('1', '2'):
    x = float(input("Enter first number: "))
    y = float(input("Enter second number: "))

    if choice == '1':
    print(f`x + y = {x + y}`)

    elif choice == '2':
    print(f`x - y = {x - y}`)

    break
    else:
    print("u pressed wrong button")

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  17. G African Astronaut
    All he'd do is buy shitty beer & end up eating cat kibble.
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  18. Ghost Black Hole
    The only good party is a bathroom party

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  19. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I'd like to petition that I receive the user title "Magical Shapeshifting Jëw" or something to that effect, thank you.
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  20. Ghost Black Hole
    i have finished my python calculator script. Compiling now and doing the maths to figure this out

    # idk wat im doering

    # add
    def add(x, y):
    return x + y

    # Take away
    def subtract(x, y):
    return x - y

    print("do maths.")
    print("1.Add a numbers")
    print("2.Minus a numbers")

    while True:
    # choose mode
    choice = input("type 1 to add type 2 to subtract: ")

    # i found this part on google
    if choice in ('1', '2'):
    num1 = float(input("Enter first number: "))
    num2 = float(input("Enter second number: "))

    if choice == '1':
    print(num1, "+", num2, "=", add(num1, num2))

    elif choice == '2':
    print(num1, "-", num2, "=", subtract(num1, num2))

    break
    else:
    print("u pressed wrong button")
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