80 beers, minus your age, plus 40 dollars, gives you the year you were born.

2020-10-29 at 10:32 PM UTC

#21

netstat African Astronaut

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Splam

2020-10-29 at 10:42 PM UTC

#22

Ghost Black Hole

Originally posted by netstat take 2000 j'ews subtract your age add 20 barrels of zyklon and you have the year you were born

compiling...

2020-10-29 at 10:44 PM UTC

#23

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Take 73,502 muffins, subtract 71,555 + your age, and youll be in the ballpark of the year you were born then just add or subtract whatever number you need to to get to the year you were born, and you'll have the year you were born.

2020-10-29 at 10:45 PM UTC

#24

Ghost Black Hole

Originally posted by mmQ Take 73,502 muffins, subtract 71,555 + your age, and youll be in the ballpark of the year you were born then just add or subtract whatever number you need to to get to the year you were born, and you'll have the year you were born.

God dammit this is a lot of forumlaes and programming to keep track of.. this better be worth it, I've spend over an hour now trying to figure this shit out

2020-10-29 at 10:45 PM UTC

#25

Ghost Black Hole

it says my age is "syntax error"

2020-10-29 at 10:47 PM UTC

#26

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by Ghost it says my age is "syntax error"

/welcome to the matrix emoji goes here

2020-10-29 at 10:49 PM UTC

#27

Ghost Black Hole

the calculator app I downloaded was just a virus..

Back to the python compiler for me

2020-10-29 at 10:50 PM UTC

#28

netstat African Astronaut

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2020-10-29 at 11 PM UTC

#29

Ghost Black Hole

programming looks like flirting with girls on myspace in 2005

2020-10-30 at 12:28 AM UTC

#30

Ghost Black Hole

i have finished my python calculator script. Compiling now and doing the maths to figure this out

# idk wat im doering

# add
def add(x, y):
    return x + y

# Take away
def subtract(x, y):
    return x - y
    
print("do maths.")
print("1.Add a numbers")
print("2.Minus a numbers")

while True:
    # choose mode
    choice = input("type 1 to add type 2 to subtract: ")

    # i found this part on google
    if choice in ('1', '2'):
        num1 = float(input("Enter first number: "))
        num2 = float(input("Enter second number: "))

        if choice == '1':
            print(num1, "+", num2, "=", add(num1, num2))

        elif choice == '2':
            print(num1, "-", num2, "=", subtract(num1, num2))

        break
    else:
        print("u pressed wrong button")

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2020-10-30 at 12:33 AM UTC

#31

-SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

80 - (2020 - age) + 40 = birthyear

2020-10-30 at 12:39 AM UTC

#32

netstat African Astronaut

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2020-10-30 at 12:39 AM UTC

#33

cigreting Dark Matter

damn its right on

2020-10-30 at 12:40 AM UTC

#34

rabbitweed African Astronaut

Originally posted by Ghost i have finished my python calculator script. Compiling now and doing the maths to figure this out

# idk wat im doering

# add
def add(x, y):
    return x + y

# Take away
def subtract(x, y):
    return x - y
    
print("do maths.")
print("1.Add a numbers")
print("2.Minus a numbers")

while True:
    # choose mode
    choice = input("type 1 to add type 2 to subtract: ")

    # i found this part on google
    if choice in ('1', '2'):
        num1 = float(input("Enter first number: "))
        num2 = float(input("Enter second number: "))

        if choice == '1':
            print(num1, "+", num2, "=", add(num1, num2))

        elif choice == '2':
            print(num1, "-", num2, "=", subtract(num1, num2))

        break
    else:
        print("u pressed wrong button")

Some tips

1. I got rid of the add and subtract functions, you can just do it inline
2. prefer variable names like x and y to num1 and num2. It's easy to get the latter confused.
3. you can use string interpolation to make printing strings with variables a bit nicer

# idk wat im doering

# add
print("do maths.")
print("1.Add a numbers")
print("2.Minus a numbers")

while True:
    # choose mode
    choice = input("type 1 to add type 2 to subtract: ")

    # i found this part on google
    if choice in ('1', '2'):
        x = float(input("Enter first number: "))
        y = float(input("Enter second number: "))

        if choice == '1':
            print(f`x + y = {x + y}`)

        elif choice == '2':
            print(f`x - y = {x - y}`)

        break
    else:
        print("u pressed wrong button")

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2020-10-30 at 12:42 AM UTC

#35

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by -SpectraL 80 - (2020 - age) + 40 = birthyear

Originally posted by mmQ It works if you use 1,980 beers. 80 beers puts you back in Biblical times.

2020-10-30 at 12:45 AM UTC

#36

cigreting Dark Matter

Originally posted by netstat python is okay if you're homosexual

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2020-10-30 at 1:08 AM UTC

#37

-SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

disclaimer: this equation doesn't not compute using American beer or Americans

2020-10-30 at 2:37 AM UTC

#38

rabbitweed African Astronaut

Originally posted by -SpectraL disclaimer: this equation doesn't not compute using American beer or Americans

-SpectraL help Ghost out with a Fortran 77 program or maybe some COBOL on punch cards.

2020-10-30 at 3:01 AM UTC

#39

Ghost Black Hole

OH SHIT IT WORKS

2020-10-30 at 6:41 AM UTC

#40

Splam African Astronaut

This is one of those memes that goes in waves. Just saw it on facebook. Remember seeing it a few years back.

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