2020-01-01 at 1:21 AM UTC
in
Gudbye 2020
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
I had to click for that lmao
Not even my dick. You can tell because my dick is made of gold and shines in the light.
Also this nigga has cock pics saved
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Ladies and gentlemen, gather round
today I will talk to you about what getting fucked in the ass feels like. We will go over the process, some tips and tricks, and then ultimately what it actually feels like. This advice goes for cocks, dildos, highlighters, and anything else you can think of. Feel free to throw in your own comments and discussion. No ruskies allowed in this thread.
Now, to begin with you're going to want to loosen your sphincter up. A lot of people think that you can just have a 'loose asshole' but if you have one that means you've probably damaged it. This is completely avoidable. Take it slow, and use plenty of lube. Essentially you're going to want to massage the area until your butthole opens up wide enough to stick things in it. Cuccumbers, cocks, it literally does not matter. This is an essential step for using anything bigger than a pen. Which if you're going to use, make sure the end cap can't come off and get lodged up there. That's an embarrassing hospital trip!
Ideally you're going to want something long and moderately fat. For the guys out there, the fatter objects are going to stimulate your prostate, which feels great! All guys have a prostate, and all guys can feel pleasure this way. Even if you aren't gay, you can still get a dildo to stimulate it!
Now as for what it feels like, this varies between objects. The penis is not too entertaining and usually the guy will finish before you've had your turn! So I suggest keeping toys on hand just in case. As the asshole does not have too many nerve endings, you're really going to want to go for something smooth and wide.
thanks for reading I wish you all a good ass fucking
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
I'm going to try to stop drinking entirely. I got some kava and it seems to be good for getting rid of that anxious urge. I've used it in the past to not drink as much and it works well, but lately I've developed a horrible habit of drinking industrial amounts of vodka/whiskey. Just polished off a handle in about 2 days. It's not a good feeling. I wasn't even drinking for most of this year.
I'm usually good for weeks but then I get a bottle of liquor and clock out for a few days. I want to start smoking weed again but I feel like I'm just constantly replacing one crutch for another. Don't know if I'll ever be happy without some kind of substance. I guess it's better to keep to pussy shit like kava. Wish I could just be a responsible drinker but I don't think I can. Last week I used a BAC calculator to determine when I'd be back down to the legal limit. I've always been very strict about driving on substances. never drove with more than like, a beer or two in me. Shit was scary. I don't even drive if I haven't had enough sleep.
2020 will be better.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Next: Only 157 after I clipped my toenails
Only 155 after scraping the cum out of my beard
Only 152 after taking a piss
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
don't know who anyone in this thread is
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by Sudo
you little faggot
Yeah, but im your little faggit :)
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by Octavian
Are there any good tutorials for guitar playing? I'm talking ground Zero novice. Everyone I have looked at my retard brain can't comprehend.
Just buy one and start fucking with it. Accept you'll sound like shit for a good year. You'll learn eventually. I always thought it was one of those things where if you didn't start as a kid it was kinda pointless but here I am 4-5yrs later playing La Vie En Rose
Still can't sing for shit though
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by ORACLE
Stopping new manufacture and sale is all that's required.
US makes so much money on guns and weaponry
There's no way
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
decided already. Woman of next year too. This hot mama beat cancer.
What have you beat?
She's a fucking badass.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by AngryIVer
No, unlike you I'm able to hold down a job. And see my kid. There's that too.
Are you hella?
Because if so, lol
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by Fuck Your World
Someone faked the Facial Recognition with putting a printed up photo and rubberband mask on
totally faked the thing into believing it was real. or at least last years model did.
Yeah that seems ripe for abuse. With technology now you could create a 3D mesh of someone's face from video and just print it out. At least fingerprints are a little more private.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2019-12-30 at 9:58 PM UTC
in
Race is Real.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2020-01-01 at 3:08 AM UTC
in
I made sploo kill himself
Originally posted by HTS
Just reminding him how long he has to be "good". What he does with that info is on him. π
Please finish airing your dirty laundry
I want to hear all of it
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by Octavian
I don't care about dumb fucking bitches I messed up with. They only try and get one over by portraying their new partner as being better than you but they're secretly pissed at the fact you gave them better D.
The girl I fucked up with years ago was too soft/emotional when she left me due to my hedomism and selfishness. Soon as we started rebounding afer a 3 year hiatus her whole persona had changed, she seemed a snotty cunt amongst other things. She had miscarried with other relationships/ been through shit since she last saw me, and I was just glad in a way she had left.
It's mad how people can change though, I'm just happy being single. I don't pine over not having a gf like other sad cunts.
honestly it's nice.
I broke up with this girl over a year ago and while I still use dating apps and shit I mostly just use it to fuck around.
Recently this one girl said (for some reason) she didn't want any racists around
so I told her I was heavy into bike racing and kept at it saying I was a 'hardcore racist' until she decided to fuck of
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by Octavian
Man 2019 really sucked ass for me.
I wish i sucked ass for you
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by CandyRein
Itβs gonna be legal in like 48 hrs , Hector…Iβll hide out in tu madres casa until then ;)
You're not allowed. No blacks.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
