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2020-01-08 at 2:59 PM UTC in Nice ass threadDo not fuck up this thread unless you're posting ass.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-08 at 3:31 AM UTC in Why are there no damn Eurasians these days?
Originally posted by Fuck Your World Uhh.. no dude. they're is a tectonic plate (thrust fault) that created the himalayas mountain range.
and under it.. right around where Israel is.. part of "The Middle East" is called Asia Minor.
It's like 50 times larger than where Death Valley region wraps around the bottom of the Sierra mountain range. If California was Europe, Nevada would be Asia and Death Valley south at the bend would be Asia Minor where Israel and Syria would be like Bakersfield.
There are two major kinds of tectonic plates, the basaltic lithosphere and the granitic lithosphere. The granitic lithosphere are the deeper continental plates, of which there are seven: The Pacific plate, North American plate, the Eurasian plate, the African plate, the South American plate, the Indo-Australian plate, and the Antarctic plate.
When you see shit like the Indian plate or hear about California being on fault lines, they're talking about the basaltic plates. These have an effect on continental drift (as in the landmass above the water) but not as much as the granitic plates do. You can see in the separation of Pangea that all continents moved along these granitic plates.
You can obviously see that Europeans didn't like this idea of Eurasia, so they discredited the idea of a Pacific plate and split Asia and Europe into two, forever confusing people between the geologic continents and the political ones.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-05 at 7:05 PM UTC in This is what I was doing last nightI was cruising for some ass last night. I get super horny on the weekend. It's kind of like I have a dark side that nobody sees. All week I am nice to people at work, I am really polite to my family and neighbours but on the weekend I want to be a dirty ass trash bag. It turns me on. So I go cruising for ass.
I tend to get ass with the truckers in the truck stop bathrooms, and then my favourite is after high profile Christian events I get alot of Christian guys in the bathroom DTF. I got sick of scouting out public bathrooms and dark alleys. So I decided to try cruising the main streets. I'd make the symbol. See if anyone responded back.
After a night of no luck, my boner was raging hard through my pants as I just was about to give up and go into the Mc Donald's bathroom to FAP so I could ease the throb. When I decided to walk up another street. Looked less busy. I walked up the street and passed a homeless guy who winked at me and shook his cup. For some reason that wink connecting with my boner threw the shreds of my moral compass out the damn window.
I bent down to his level and pointed to my penis bulging through my pants. He nodded and said the location for the fuck. It was behind an abandoned commercial property, he seemed to have found a small shelter behind it that used to be its store shed maybe for old boxes or storage.. Who knows. It was like this homeless guy knew every spot of the street off by heart.
He looked pretty dirty. His face and hands were crusted black with dirt and his nails were starting to harden yellow with the filth. They were pretty long. I shuddered as he ran them down my cheek and put one of his fingers into my mouth. The throbbing boner just got harder. I was finding it completely disgusting yet so sexy. My mind was confused. The taste of sour gone off bacon rose in my mouth as I tasted his finger.
He pulled down my pants and started to suck on my penis. His mouth was like a black hole with about 6 rotted stumps of teeth. His tongue was fairly large as he let it slide over my shaft. I felt his teeth wobble as he went down fast on my penis. I could smell his saliva and it smelled like blue cheese. I surprinsly didn't gag. It just reminded me of snacking on a cheese platter at the theatre events I am invited to attend.
I started to moan with pleasure and pushed him playfully away from my penis. I was ready to taste his. I pulled down his trousers or what was left of them, and his now yellowed underwear. I started to suck on his penis. I noticed there was weeping sores on them so I tried to be gentle. I didn't want to burst any in my mouth. The taste was like as if I bent down over a urinal and licked the rim. It wasn't great but he was enjoying it. I spun him around and opened his ass cheeks.
I started to fuck his dried poop and dirt crusted anus. With every pump of my penis and every jolt, a foul odour eminated from his ass. I started to feel the cum forcing its way down my penis into his asshole. I pulled out and I seen his eyes were soft and warm beneath the filthy exterior. I started to feel sorry for him so I asked what does he enjoy. He told me "my ass eaten". He bent over and I went to town on his ass. I ate his ass like a snack. He was moaning and letting out wet smacks from his mouth. I felt like my tongue was in fire though. It wasn't a good sensation. He soon cum blasted all over the wall and it dripped down his legs and thighs. He pulled his trousers right up over the mess.
He then lifted his cup and shook it. I was then reminded that I fucked a desperate homeless guy. I gave him some ass eating because I felt sorry for him. I handed over 50 dollars and his eyes lit up. He actually pulled me in for a hug and kissed my cheek. He actually said goodbye to me and that I was his favourite. I walked away stunned. I felt so warm and fuzzy inside from the hug and the sentiment but yet to disgusted with myself for what I have done.
I had to walk really fast back to my vehicle. I was parinoid about the smell that was lingering on me. It was really foul. My car stunk up like rotting roadkill. I could feel pieces of silt in my mouth. Lucky I only live 5 mins from town so it was a quick journey home. I rushed inside and straight to the bathroom. There was a ring of brown and black around my mouth. My hands were stained yellow. I pulled off my clothes and my penis was literally 50 shades of brown. I grabbed a tooth brush and my colagate and I stood in that warm hot shower brushing my teeth in it with the roasting water. I could see the filth and dirt wash away in the water and down the drain.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-08 at 12:08 AM UTC in ATTN: TechnologistThat looks diseased.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-08 at 1:02 AM UTC in 2020 is gonna be a good decade1 week review:
Started 2020 with my own car, which I didn't have last year. I interviewed for a job today that I'll probably get; a job I'll actually enjoy. I haven't been drunk since the 1st. I did have a tallboy this weekend, but that was it. Just 24oz of 5% beer. That's responsible drinking, nigga. I haven't even felt the urge to drink since I got so blisteringly drunk last time and just didn't feel good.
Been eating disgusting amounts of raw kava but only once a day. Which I think is a reasonable alternative to alcohol. It's been good help and I'll probably keep taking it for a while until I get sick of it, much like I did getting off opiates with Crouton, or vaping with patches.
Gonna force myself to develop proper drinking habits. On my first payday from this new job I'm going to go down to the local legal marijuana shop and purchase something. Probably edibles or maybe a cartridge. I have not gotten stoned since August or September so it will be nice.
Cut things off with the last girl I was seeing from my old job. I'm gonna start actually dating again once I start this job. I've been talking to some girls for a while so now I just need to meet up and see if they're worth pursuing IRL.
All in all I feel more positive than ever about the direction my life is headed in. Thus far in my life I've only had short term goals: "Travel here, do this thing, experience this" but now I feel I'm ready to start working towards a real life.
It's gonna be a good decade my niggas.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-07 at 8:42 PM UTC in messican master racefagitDoes anyone else remember that Nigeria vs Germany soccer match
NIG - GERThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-07 at 7:39 PM UTC in The Schplew Celebration of Life ThreadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-07 at 5:13 PM UTC in I like acid
Originally posted by fucking_weirdo some guy tried to pull the whole "my mom used to do acid and whenever she cracks her back she trips a little bit" schtick on me and i just said "thats not true ive done tons of acid" and cracked the shit out of my back and just looked him in the eye
*cracks back*
*looks at sun*
*jumps off balcony*
*doesn't get hurt because he's a cup of orange juice*
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2020-01-07 at 5:24 PM UTC in Nice ass thread
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2020-01-07 at 5:17 PM UTC in Nice ass thread
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2020-01-07 at 5:15 PM UTC in Nice ass thread
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2020-01-07 at 6:58 PM UTC in Americans: "I need guns to protect my home"
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country No one seriously believes that any two groups of people are equal, much less the same. They just say they do.
I don't even see color honestly. Last year when I got mugged and the cops were trying to get me to identify him, I couldn't.
I also don't see gender, shapes, movement, and depth. Did I mention im blind?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-07 at 6:37 PM UTC in You can have any animal you want as a petWhen I heard Australia was having tons of wildfires i was estatic to learn the koalas were being displaced.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-07 at 5:05 PM UTC in You can have any animal you want as a pet
Originally posted by DontTellEm Koala bear
Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-07 at 5:19 PM UTC in Nice ass threadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-02 at 1:27 PM UTC in Faggots that call weed "Pot"Also: people who call weed "dope"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-07 at 3:43 PM UTC in Americans: "I need guns to protect my home"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-05 at 6:03 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-07 at 1:59 AM UTC in Americans: "I need guns to protect my home"Also Americans:
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2020-01-07 at 3:20 AM UTC in Random image thread
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