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  1. Originally posted by Erekshun I get it, what took so long for you fog heads to answer? Fuck!

    we were busy fucking your mom
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  2. The penalty for pedophilia should be death
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  3. Originally posted by frala I cried earlier but I just felt really bad thinking about what his wife was probably going through losing her husband and daughter at the same time plus I cry at commercials so. Shit is sad.

    Reading this and imagining you're your avatar is hilarious
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  4. Lol ok wariat

    I am glad you're at least talking to women youre own age and not literal children
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  5. "Sir, we have patient zero"

    "bring him in"

    BcKkkkAAAAAA

    "WAT DO U KNOW ABOUT THE CORONAS?"

    BckkKKAAAAAA

    "he's not talking sir"

    "get the snake"
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  6. CandyRein is a nigger
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  7. Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN I met a dude with no legs pushing himself with his arms. So I ask him how he lost his legs. He was born without them. I said that sucks. He replies, "Well I get along fine."

    I tell him, "Oh no. I mean it sucks you don't have an awesome story."

    Lol whenever someone asks about my scars I make up a ridiculous lie. The dog bite on my hand? Knife fight. Scar from heart surgery? Came across a mother bear. The scar I got falling off a scooter as a kid? Someone broke into my house through the window above my bed and the glass dug in as they fell on me.

    I have a good poker face so there's always someone who believes it, which is when i tell the truth.

    Had a coworker once who also had a good poker face and we had an entire conversation about him buying crack from me. How good it was, better than the last batch, he can try some after work, etc. Never touched the stuff in my life. Another coworker thought it was for real and we masturbated laughing.
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  8. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what was he doing before he created the universe ?

    Playing online poker
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  9. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Some of the most fucked up kids I knew grewing up were ones with very strict parents that were against beating them. I was straight edge and thought drugs and drinking were bad but these kids with their nice helicopter parents would sneak out, smoke cigs, get drunk, do pot, have sex and cause trouble. I was never like that because I knew if I got into trouble my mom would slap my shit.

    Those kids purposely got in trouble and did retarded stuff because they knew there was no real consequence and they could just sneak out and do it again because their parents are weak.

    You were in a meth explosion tho so
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  10. Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
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  11. Originally posted by mmQ Because there was some chicken feed on the other side of it and he was hungry.

    Yes :) he made it back safely and with his belly full
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  12. Originally posted by WellHung Damn…§m£ÂgØL moving up in the world. He is now much less of a loser than I am. Only strike against him is that he still lives at home with his parents.

    Yeah but I am saving up big doughs. Gonna get a second job probably.
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  13. As a Mexican, this is probably the best virus ever
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  14. Originally posted by Octavian So me and my friend Jade decided to go on a drive seeing as I spend most of my days indoors as of late doing fuck all. We came across a bird in the road that just sat there, waiting to get splattered. So she's pulls over, I get out and get close to see of it's hurt or w.e. just as I'm about to pick it up it immediately flies off.

    I don't know but besides doing a good deed I just had this feeling, like what just happened was an omen of sorts? Not a bad feeling, just like it meant something.

    Oh yeah this was like 4 this morning lol.

    It means your life is about to fly to even further greatness, handsome
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  15. Originally posted by Technologist I’ve used craigslist to get my last 2 dogs, and some used furniture.

    In the same deal?
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  16. Originally posted by Fox Reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation and the United States Secret Service

    They already know about me. It's not a crime to wish someone was dead. It's only a crime to say I'm gonna do it. Which I'm not. That's totally illegal. I would never say something like that. Absolutely not.

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  17. Is it so bad to be going 5mph over instead of 10-15mph over?

    This morning I saw someone change lanes because someone slowed down to let a car turn. They turned into where the car was and almost got into a crash. They tried to avoid it by turning into their original lane, but of course thr car they were behind was there

    Just drive like a normal person who gives a fuck about safety. Stay in the lane you need to be in. Go at the speed of traffic. Don't be an impatient dumbass.
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  18. Originally posted by WellHung DuckLips and kreepy kay are fuckable.

    Kreepy kay is actually a 300 black man from Alabama.

    And I do mean BLACK.
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  19. Also i snapped my laptop in half last night

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  20. That chart is ridiculous
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