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2020-01-12 at 12:28 AM UTC in How long you supposed to hold in weed
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2020-01-25 at 11:33 AM UTC in Why are there no damn Eurasians these days?The penalty for pedophilia should be death
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2020-01-27 at 4:28 AM UTC in Kobe Bryant killed in helicopter crash
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2020-01-25 at 4:49 PM UTC in I was talking to this woman just now on messenger about the netflix new series sex educationLol ok wariat
I am glad you're at least talking to women youre own age and not literal children -
2020-01-26 at 2:05 PM UTC in Coronavirus (is it real)"Sir, we have patient zero"
"bring him in"
BcKkkkAAAAAA
"WAT DO U KNOW ABOUT THE CORONAS?"
BckkKKAAAAAA
"he's not talking sir"
"get the snake" -
2020-01-26 at 5:30 PM UTC in describe another user with a meme/stupid picCandyRein is a nigger
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2020-01-26 at 2:56 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN I met a dude with no legs pushing himself with his arms. So I ask him how he lost his legs. He was born without them. I said that sucks. He replies, "Well I get along fine."
I tell him, "Oh no. I mean it sucks you don't have an awesome story."
Lol whenever someone asks about my scars I make up a ridiculous lie. The dog bite on my hand? Knife fight. Scar from heart surgery? Came across a mother bear. The scar I got falling off a scooter as a kid? Someone broke into my house through the window above my bed and the glass dug in as they fell on me.
I have a good poker face so there's always someone who believes it, which is when i tell the truth.
Had a coworker once who also had a good poker face and we had an entire conversation about him buying crack from me. How good it was, better than the last batch, he can try some after work, etc. Never touched the stuff in my life. Another coworker thought it was for real and we masturbated laughing. -
2020-01-26 at 4:30 AM UTC in I've started praying that my life will change
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2020-01-26 at 3:13 AM UTC in Do you think child abuse is a good thing?
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Some of the most fucked up kids I knew grewing up were ones with very strict parents that were against beating them. I was straight edge and thought drugs and drinking were bad but these kids with their nice helicopter parents would sneak out, smoke cigs, get drunk, do pot, have sex and cause trouble. I was never like that because I knew if I got into trouble my mom would slap my shit.
Those kids purposely got in trouble and did retarded stuff because they knew there was no real consequence and they could just sneak out and do it again because their parents are weak.
You were in a meth explosion tho so -
2020-01-26 at 3:07 AM UTC in Do you think child abuse is a good thing?Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
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2020-01-26 at 3:08 AM UTC in Anti Jokes
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2020-01-25 at 4:43 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2020-01-25 at 2:16 PM UTC in Coronavirus (is it real)As a Mexican, this is probably the best virus ever
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2020-01-25 at 11:37 AM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)
Originally posted by Octavian So me and my friend Jade decided to go on a drive seeing as I spend most of my days indoors as of late doing fuck all. We came across a bird in the road that just sat there, waiting to get splattered. So she's pulls over, I get out and get close to see of it's hurt or w.e. just as I'm about to pick it up it immediately flies off.
I don't know but besides doing a good deed I just had this feeling, like what just happened was an omen of sorts? Not a bad feeling, just like it meant something.
Oh yeah this was like 4 this morning lol.
It means your life is about to fly to even further greatness, handsome -
2020-01-25 at 2:25 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
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2020-01-25 at 2:17 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
Originally posted by Fox Reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation and the United States Secret Service
They already know about me. It's not a crime to wish someone was dead. It's only a crime to say I'm gonna do it. Which I'm not. That's totally illegal. I would never say something like that. Absolutely not.
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2020-01-24 at 6:47 PM UTC in People who zip between lanes and speedIs it so bad to be going 5mph over instead of 10-15mph over?
This morning I saw someone change lanes because someone slowed down to let a car turn. They turned into where the car was and almost got into a crash. They tried to avoid it by turning into their original lane, but of course thr car they were behind was there
Just drive like a normal person who gives a fuck about safety. Stay in the lane you need to be in. Go at the speed of traffic. Don't be an impatient dumbass. -
2020-01-06 at 8:48 PM UTC in To genuine TOTSE oldfags here
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2020-01-24 at 3:47 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-01-22 at 11:04 PM UTC in Random image threadThat chart is ridiculous