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2020-06-10 at 8:22 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Originally posted by Grylls Yeah man we're already planning to go there together
But she lives in Thailand and has been for around 10 years with her property business, I'm looking for work over there too right now
I can't wait to meet her we have such a good connection, we can talk for hours and I've improved her English
She teaches me Chinese and Thai too
How about your love life my brudda?
Oh damn that's sick. Thailand is beautiful too.
I'm not really looking right now. I have a tendency of getting girl's numbers and then ghosting them because I'm more interested in making jokes than setting up a date with a stranger. It feels like a strange time to be dating too, like what are we gonna wear masks when we fucc? I feel like a lot of girls just aren't going to want to meet up right now.
I'm okay with it tho I don't really want to or need to get laid. I want love nigga. I've turned down ez fucks.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-10 at 4:37 PM UTC in Reminder that anti-fa is not an organizationIt's not. Everybody keeps saying 'anti-fa' is terrorists but they aren't even a real organized thing. There is no anti-fa.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-10 at 5:01 PM UTC in Lol neighbor jumped me with a baseball bat.Yeah I want his hot cum to slide down my throat (no homo)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-10 at 5:08 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬Oct gonna brood his nest like a good mother.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-10 at 2:33 PM UTC in what u having for supper?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-10 at 3:37 PM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-10 at 2:35 PM UTC in Best Star Trek?
Originally posted by Dregs fuck the original, fuck next generation, the rest of em, and quite frankly fuck space, boldly going…and the fucking cut tribbles.
oh a serious note my favorite was….none of your facking business
You know, none of your posts are really interesting. You're just mad and incoherent all the time. I suspect you're either perpetually drunk or on benzos because no sober person is this retarded.
Fuck you.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-10 at 1:29 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
Originally posted by Grylls A squirrel keeps coming and thieving all the food, there’s this cute couple of pigeons that usually come but he scared them off
I got lucky this year and a pair of cardinals and a family of doves have nested by my house. They got 2 little babies and a week or two ago the babies got separated and hung out right in front of our patio window for HOURS and were not scared by anyone looking at all. They were curious if anything.
I have pictures but I'm not showing any of you my backyard >(The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-10 at 1:38 PM UTC in Lol neighbor jumped me with a baseball bat.Oct if I was there with you right now I would sit you down on the couch and wrap a blanket around you, tucked in. You'd have a hot but tolerable cup of tea sitting on the table next to you. We will watch Futurama re-runs and smoke weed for exactly 3 days straight to recoup, and then we go kick this dudes ass.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-10 at 4:31 AM UTC in How reliable are bdrsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-10 at 1:12 AM UTC in Hikki pics thread
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2020-06-10 at 4:29 AM UTC in Lol neighbor jumped me with a baseball bat.Damn Oct glad you're okay.
What kind of dumbass attacks his own neighborThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-07 at 4:09 PM UTC in YO Fuckers Wassup?Yeah, antibiotics are overused but this is what they're fucking for man. For big wounds like this that are infected. You can't really have a wound like that and have bacteria NOT set in, it's just a matter of how severe it is and how good your body is at fighting it. But even healthy people will go septic.
I still have a chunk of my calf missing from where a mosquito bit me. Probably hundreds if not thousands of bites in my life and this one for some reason got really fucked. The muscle is just flat in that spot. Took a while for the hair to start growing back too.
Ever since then I don't fuck around with infections. This is how antibiotics save lives. People used to die from this shit all the time. The problem is people taking it for a little cough or something. A lot of countries sell it OTC too. Don't think you're overusing it mang, because that wound looks pretty bad.
but yeah, fuck you nonce. I hope you fucking die from your infections.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-09 at 1:28 AM UTC in Vote (R) this election season!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-10 at 4:17 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-10 at 2:47 AM UTC in Check this shit outThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-10 at 1:43 AM UTC in Best Star Trek?
Originally posted by Firekrochfatty That sounds amazing! They go into that much detail…
I'll check it out again. I watched a bit of it, but it was a time where I was pulling all-nighters at work for years. luckily, I just got Netflix! Maybe it's on there…
Should be on there!
And yeah they really go deep. It's a show that's very relatable to real life I think. Like the Vulcans for example. Their whole suppressing their emotions thing is crazy. Their actual emotions are very powerful, and it takes years and years of meditation and training to learn to suppress them. In their primitive years they were incredibly tribal and fought long and bloody wars till some great leader i forget the name of stepped forward and led the path to meditation and logic.
When they get old they undergo a change. Much like humans do when we get very old, they start to lose control of their emotions. One of the ways this manifests itself is by the telepathic transfer of these emotions unto the people around them. An old Vulcan can make a whole ship go crazy.
When it comes to violence they are super adept. Stronger and faster than humans. They live much longer lives too, I think a few centuries. But because of this, they're far less ambitious and driven than humans. Longer time to live = more time to do it. Less outgoing and less risky. They don't express any kind of emotion or even feel it. They do get happy and sad and etc, but they hold it in at all times. Too much emotion can literally kill them. I think Spock almost got killed by this once when his body was taken over.
The Vulcans built the Federation upon which the show centers around. When humans invented the warp drive, we were contacted by the Vulcans (our first encounter with aliens) and eventually invited into the Federation. They contacted most of the main species you'll see in the show once they developed warp drive capabilities.
Despite building the federation though, they let the more ambitious humans kind of take over the exploring and stuff.
Also you know how humans have hearts, and our hearts our made out of little chambers and valves? Vulcan teeth are like that. If one part starts to rot, the rest of the teeth will close that part off to protect the tooth. They also have a BPM of about 500 and an advanced sense of hearing. They can go without sleep for about a week or two without much issue, and are in direct control of all of their bodily functions. Meaning, they have to think about breathing and their heart beating and blinking and everything their bodies do. They have no automatic function.
Star Trek goes into INCREDIBLE detail. I absolutely love it.
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2020-06-09 at 9:29 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN This is the type of shit I'm looking for. Talking about stuff regular people don't want to acknowledge exist. You're alright. For a mexican.
Lol you should give it a read. Dude is incredibly delusional. His 'in' is as a photographer and he's supposed to be taking pictures for some dolphin training book. One day a dolphin rubs her pussy against his wetsuit and he gets a chub. this was in front of everyone and he talked about how he wish it could've gone farther.
After that the dolphin begins communicating with him and telling him that he's a lot more open than other humans. Evidently all dolphins have this power of telepathy but they choose not to use it because they think humans are boring.
Their relationship develops as he begins smoking more and more weed and getting more alone time with the dolphin. Eventually he gets a girlfriend and the dolphin gets PISSED and bites him in the water while he's trying to play. They talked this out through telepathy later. He ends up losing the girlfriend who he never told about any of this. Goes to her house to apologize and it's the most awkward fucking thing, he eventually gets kicked out for eating the crusty leftover bits on her stove. She's so fucking disgusted and he's just not understanding because 'it's perfectly good food'
Not sure where it is in the timeline but at one point the dolphin communicates with him and tries to show him what it's like to be a dolphin. He has a fucking blast eating fish and swimming freely through the ocean. Pages and pages of how amazing this psychedelic-like experience is.
He snaps out of it when his bed breaks and his roomate busts in the door. Evidently he was flopping around naked on his bed SO HARD that it broke. When his roomate comes in he lies and says he was just masturbating.
When he moves away the dolphin APPARENTLY died almost immediately after because of loneliness. Likely what happened is that the conditions in that park were so fucking bad because they were already in the process of shutting it down and shipping out their dolphins.
Most of the sex he has with the dolphin is just fingering but when he does actually fuck it, the whole thing happens underwater as this female dolphin is swimming away from male dolphins and apparently trying to protect his ass from them while also making sure he has enough air to keep on fucking her. This is the main reason I wanted to read the book. I expected just a dude who was into dolphins, you know? Maybe he would talk about social norms and shit. Maybe talk about dolphin vagina which is actually pretty cool because it's deep as hell and 3 chambered with suction/push power to keep out sea water/rapey dolphin dick. It's actually super muscular.
BUT NO
NO
none of that.
Dude was straight up mentally ill and the whole book was about telepathy and living as an animal and about how nobody understands him. I did not agree with his logic or reasoning at all and found it hard to keep reading but for some fucking reason I read the whole damn book except for some part where he talked about his new family life. I skipped ahead to the dolphin ghost scene.
Personally I would probably fuck a dolphin if I had the chance and I knew it wanted to. I had a dream about fucking a dolphin with a super dry vagina (?) when i was in highschool and I never really got over it. And the way this dude describes it, that dolphin was 100% coming on to him. His friends saw it too and it embarrassed the hell out of him. Like having your dog hump you at a party and you have to be like, "No Lucy, not here."The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-09 at 2:30 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Reminder that everyone here should read 'Wet Goddess' which is a story about a schizophrenic man who manipulates his way into spending time with a dolphin alone so that he can fuck it and communicate with it telepathically later.
And at the end of the book he fucks the dolphin's ghost but this isn't as much of a spoiler as you'd think.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-09 at 3:21 AM UTC in Best Star Trek?
Originally posted by Firekrochfatty The new movies with Chris Pine. The original series was amazing for the time. I hated missing it then, because I never thought I would see them again. In 52 years, They would be on something called DVDs. This was way before 8 track tapes. and everything then, music, movies, were reel to reel. So strange to be here sometimes when I think back.
Some of you remember cassettes? remember when the player would either eat your tape, and snap it, or if you were able to pull it out carefully, it would be a really long accordion looking thing, and would static through that part of the tape from then on? or, play the thing on one side, and it would be so tight, that it would slow the machine down…. then eat your tape anyway?
You should watch The Next Generation. The new movies are so modern day and actiony. TNG has the feel of the original series. All the mystery and wonder and new challenges is there. 2D dimensions, fighting for the rights of artificial life, time travel, culture clashes between species, etc.
Their perception of what humanity becomes is pretty much all I want us to become. No crime or poverty on Earth anymore. Money is a thing in the past. People who want to learn can just go do it. Medical care is free and a hot meal is as easy as talking into a replicator that provides WHATEVER YOU WANT TO EAT in a nutritionally healthy form. So you can literally eat ice cream all the time if you want. It's healthy. No fat people in the federation.
I could go on but the universe is just so fucking cool.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
