Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
This is the type of shit I'm looking for. Talking about stuff regular people don't want to acknowledge exist. You're alright. For a mexican.
Lol you should give it a read. Dude is incredibly delusional. His 'in' is as a photographer and he's supposed to be taking pictures for some dolphin training book. One day a dolphin rubs her pussy against his wetsuit and he gets a chub. this was in front of everyone and he talked about how he wish it could've gone farther.
After that the dolphin begins communicating with him and telling him that he's a lot more open than other humans. Evidently all dolphins have this power of telepathy but they choose not to use it because they think humans are boring.
Their relationship develops as he begins smoking more and more weed and getting more alone time with the dolphin. Eventually he gets a girlfriend and the dolphin gets PISSED and bites him in the water while he's trying to play. They talked this out through telepathy later. He ends up losing the girlfriend who he never told about any of this. Goes to her house to apologize and it's the most awkward fucking thing, he eventually gets kicked out for eating the crusty leftover bits on her stove. She's so fucking disgusted and he's just not understanding because 'it's perfectly good food'
Not sure where it is in the timeline but at one point the dolphin communicates with him and tries to show him what it's like to be a dolphin. He has a fucking blast eating fish and swimming freely through the ocean. Pages and pages of how amazing this psychedelic-like experience is.
He snaps out of it when his bed breaks and his roomate busts in the door. Evidently he was flopping around naked on his bed SO HARD that it broke. When his roomate comes in he lies and says he was just masturbating.
When he moves away the dolphin APPARENTLY died almost immediately after because of loneliness. Likely what happened is that the conditions in that park were so fucking bad because they were already in the process of shutting it down and shipping out their dolphins.
Most of the sex he has with the dolphin is just fingering but when he does actually fuck it, the whole thing happens underwater as this female dolphin is swimming away from male dolphins and apparently trying to protect his ass from them while also making sure he has enough air to keep on fucking her. This is the main reason I wanted to read the book. I expected just a dude who was into dolphins, you know? Maybe he would talk about social norms and shit. Maybe talk about dolphin vagina which is actually pretty cool because it's deep as hell and 3 chambered with suction/push power to keep out sea water/rapey dolphin dick. It's actually super muscular.
BUT NO
NO
none of that.
Dude was straight up mentally ill and the whole book was about telepathy and living as an animal and about how nobody understands him. I did not agree with his logic or reasoning at all and found it hard to keep reading but for some fucking reason I read the whole damn book except for some part where he talked about his new family life. I skipped ahead to the dolphin ghost scene.
Personally I would probably fuck a dolphin if I had the chance and I knew it wanted to. I had a dream about fucking a dolphin with a super dry vagina (?) when i was in highschool and I never really got over it. And the way this dude describes it, that dolphin was 100% coming on to him. His friends saw it too and it embarrassed the hell out of him. Like having your dog hump you at a party and you have to be like, "No Lucy, not here."
