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  1. Originally posted by Grylls She's from Hunan, its southern China




    I forgot but I will ask her tomorrow




    Lol yes she drinks a lot of warm water and tea how did you know that?

    But she got drunk tonight and was being a silly bitch but I still stayed on the phone until she fell asleep, as the gentleman I am

    Hunan is fucking beautiful. If you two are trying to meet you should go there instead of her coming to you. Has some of the most stunning landscapes in China. I mean look at this shit

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  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    Is that her?
  4. frala Avant garde shartist
    Youuu want



    fried rice ๐Ÿš๐Ÿฅš
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    Ahahahahahaaa!!!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
  6. Octavian motherfucker
    Dats waysist
  7. Originally posted by Grylls She's from Hunan, its southern China




    I forgot but I will ask her tomorrow




    Lol yes she drinks a lot of warm water and tea how did you know that?

    But she got drunk tonight and was being a silly bitch but I still stayed on the phone until she fell asleep, as the gentleman I am

    and lol all Chinese people drink warm water i think its good for the chi or some shit. I think it's a myth stemmed from how people suffering from heat stroke will throw up with cold water. I've actually heard when Chinese women get pregnant they are EXTRA CAUTIOUS about it and they'll turn off the AC because 'the heat is better for the baby'

    What does your Chinese girlfriend drinkk? Are the timezones weird to get used to? Not sure how off it is from you but China is a 12 hour difference from here. I remember when I was in Taiwan (notchinasametimezone) I'd call my friends/family and it would just be the OPPOSITE so I'd always call them early in the morning, which is not a time I like making phone calls.
  8. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace and lol all Chinese people drink warm water i think its good for the chi or some shit. I think it's a myth stemmed from how people suffering from heat stroke will throw up with cold water. I've actually heard when Chinese women get pregnant they are EXTRA CAUTIOUS about it and they'll turn off the AC because 'the heat is better for the baby'

    What does your Chinese girlfriend drinkk? Are the timezones weird to get used to? Not sure how off it is from you but China is a 12 hour difference from here. I remember when I was in Taiwan (notchinasametimezone) I'd call my friends/family and it would just be the OPPOSITE so I'd always call them early in the morning, which is not a time I like making phone calls.
  9. Seriously grylls go to Hunan
  10. Octavian motherfucker
    Grylls what ale is it with da dead ๐Ÿ in it?
  11. Originally posted by Octavian Grylls what ale is it with da dead ๐Ÿ in it?

    Pretty sure that's just rice wine. They put a bunch of dead animals in those.

    Like black market tiger penis rice wine lol
  12. tiger penis probably tastes p. good
  13. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Pretty sure that's just rice wine. They put a bunch of dead animals in those.

    Like black market tiger penis rice wine lol

    Eeeeeeee

    Dirty Tiger nob cheese fementing in ya wine.
  14. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Hunan is fucking beautiful. If you two are trying to meet you should go there instead of her coming to you. Has some of the most stunning landscapes in China. I mean look at this shit


    Yeah man we're already planning to go there together

    But she lives in Thailand and has been for around 10 years with her property business, I'm looking for work over there too right now

    I can't wait to meet her we have such a good connection, we can talk for hours and I've improved her English

    She teaches me Chinese and Thai too

    How about your love life my brudda?
  15. FutureMan2030 Tuskegee Airman
    So how is that pool Candy?
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  16. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Octavian Grylls what ale is it with da dead ๐Ÿ in it?

    Dunno, I'm guessing snake blood? I only know from that movie The Beach x
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