I got my CNA certification back in the day and let me tell you that shit ain’t no joke. Noble work though. I was cleanin little peters left and right.
One guy was a wounded vet with no legs. You gotta lift the flaccid willy up ever so lightly and wipe all around then flip em on their side and get their butt. It’s hard work.
And I tell you what if I ever get to the point when I can’t wipe my own butt, Lanny better put me out of my misery cause I don’t want some young son of a gun tossin my labia up and down. Well on second thought maybe I do. Don’t tell Lanny I said that though.
K.
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Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
Damn. I could've traded your sister for mine.
Maybe next time.
Lmao he says maybe next time. I take this as cosmic humor.
Originally posted by Grylls
pics of your sisters plz
Not just no, but hell no. No offense, just my sister is my world and I'll protect her to the death my brotha.
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2020-06-11 at 4:36 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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I think the last pic is cute, that salsa in the egg almost looks like a heart <3
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2020-06-11 at 4:21 PM UTC
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Disband the Police
Obbe
Alan What?
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From the subreddit:
Nothing too crazy, its legitimately a bunch of people chilling and having a good time now that the police are gone and tear gas and flashbangs aren't going off whenever they get spooked like a horse. There are some anarchist things going on(ish) but as someone who was there day one, things are slowly getting more organized and different groups are setting up more tables and getting signatures for petitions and providing information for future protests.
I don't think anyone is seriously planning on setting up a self sufficient commune, and while there are guys open carrying no one is extorting businesses, who are mostly all running and seem from lines to be doing probably the best business they have had in months. There was an incident last night with the Raz guy when there are maybe ~20-30~ people at the intersection, but during the day I haven't seen shit go down. Lots of people with kids and dogs and a lot of people who don't speak in public before getting a public forum to say shit and spit out idea's.
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Cum Looking Faggot
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Using that logic it's ok to call a nigger a nigger…fucking lol.
There's a difference between a black person and a nigger.
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Cool! I'ma check it out tonight, thanks... and yep, people want their head in the sand.... One trip overseas in some countries will cure that shit real quick. Or a good history book.
It's not fear.... BUT.... it's a good thing to be aware and prep, and wear a mask.... WE WILL LIVE though it and or be carriers.... but for some of us......
There's tons of elderly near the outskirts of where I live. When I go to anyplace, GREAT PEOPLE! I wear a mask out of consideration for them, because if one, or all died because of me..... hell...
It would be something that would be extremely hard to live with...
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His discord is pretty active. All his viewers join it and roshambo posts there asking everyone for money and we are all like YOU CAN DO IT SHAMBY
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Originally posted by Technologist
People are silly enough to dismiss what the scientists have to say.
It’s gonna get so much worse in the next 6 months.
Virus ain’t gone, it’s just getting started.
What I don't get, is when people started to listen to tons of crooked politicians on ALL SIDES, (Dem and Reps both) over the doctors and nurses in the thick of it.
Because all of the politicians all have tons of medical degrees??? and while the doctors are out playing golf, lounging around, fuckin off!!!
While the politicians are busy on the front lines, deep in the bowels of all the hospitals, in blood up to their shoulders, really gettin down and dirty with this shit, finding the REAL VACCINE... And healing all the sick... yeah, yeah, that's it....... yeah....
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2020-06-11 at 2:27 PM UTC
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Cum Looking Faggot
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Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
Morning Leo. Just ate some eggs. Thinking about you. Text me later. How was the pool?
Good morning MMR. I will text you later for sure.
I didn’t doggy paddle and play with my toys in the pool today because it is raining. However, if the clouds stop crying I will have a paddle this evening.
I miss you.
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Originally posted by Dregs
still not even a million dead world wide. fuck this bullshit. none of its real. after all the months? world wide? should be 25 million by now. fake news.
Yeah because people responded pretty quickly despite all the retarded bullshit. If they didn't, there would be millions dead not just FROM COVID but due to overloading health systems worldwide.
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I really don't like racists but it's quite common in the next town, (Wigan). Surprisingly it's where the actor Ian Mckellen grew up but I'm sure he hasn't bothered to come back in decades. George Orwell wrote a famous book, "The road to Wigan Pier" during his socialist awakening.
It's an historic mining town, full of generations of wife beating alcoholics and now smack heads. The women talk like men and have jaws like bike seats.
On that note do you notice certain towns have genelogical similarities?
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2020-06-11 at 1:04 PM UTC
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Republicans in a nutshell
Trump is supposed to speak on policing and race relations today😂😂
Let’s see how many times he puts his foot in his mouth😂
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I believe it. Most of us are only alive by a lucky roll of the dice. I cant count the number of times i got drunk and took oxy and ativan or snorted fentanyl and took a couple footballs or did so much heroin that my arms and legs went numb. Woke up having puked all over my mattress in my sleep because i was paying attention to what i was doing. Being fat is probably ironically the only reason im alive lol.
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Idk he snorts wellbutrin and takes a ton of gabapentin. Trades scumbag housemates for klonopin and percocets n shit. Oh yeah he huffs duster and some shit from the gas station that apparently has ether in it. Idk. Hes off the fuckin wall. Also takes immodium. Youd almost think his best friemd didnt just overdose and die on the same diarrhea pills.
*shrug*
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8 love how he now has the face,mannerisms and routine of a 60 year old schizophrenic crack addict, and hes 20.
I do hope he does better though, but if my experience was any indication, hes probably got a decade of new rock bottoms, pain, jail and misery before getting his shit together even feels like a possibility.
My money says shooting heroin in the next year.
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Cum Looking Faggot
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Originally posted by Octavian
Seriously I was thinking the same. The radiologist was quite amazed by it too. The damage is mainly tissue in my elbows.
It’s because ur such a strong hansum fellow too
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You can tell the ass pic and the Lego pic are the same person by the wall paint and headboard style on her bed.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
And yet I ran four boards, two more than any other regular mod in Zoklet's history.
Wrong. Slim ran 5. Try again old fuck.
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