2020-09-17 at 2:06 PM UTC
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what u having for supper?
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Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
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Alan What?
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Originally posted by netstat
give me a second i have a bunch of totse nude pics from that era
I wasnt even on totse and I have those.
Here's a nude picture of me, a girl, changing clothes at Abercrombie and Fitch dressing room and showing you exactly how to put the stolen clothes underneath the clothes you were wearing when you walked in. This is easy. The anercronvie and Fitch people arent allowed to chase you. Just put on 3000 dollars worth of their clothes and then put on the hoodie you came in with. If the SENSORMATIC KEY TAG sets off the alarm just laugh and walk away. They cant do shit
Stickied.
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Woodward has been writing hits pieces on Trump since he started running for the GOP nomination. If someone had been trashing you in the media how incredibly stupid would you have to be to hand them a bomb like that? Before you say "Drumpf is stupid" or some shit up that alley just remember he is demonstrably smarter than you.
Bumping this again because it's the funniest post of 2020
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2020-09-17 at 2:37 AM UTC
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
What about your lack of shoulders?
I have a slight spinal problem. Nothing like a few family members of mine. I have a cousin, poor guy is always in pain. His whole life.
My shoulders sort of bend forwards. I try to correct it when I'm walking but when I'm comfortable they shift. people ask me like "Why do you do that" because it's not subtle but it's not a Major Issue, I just have to work on my posture even more than the average person. it doesn't hurt or anything. I have spine pain for that. and the top of my spine king of hooks a bit. it's starting to effect me on top. behind the shoulder blades.
Does this please you that I have a slight disadvantage with my body because I was dropped into this mudball this way?
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JIDF Controlled Opposition
does anyone else remember that video of the (brazilian?) porno set where a midget is banging a woman, then tries to make her brush her teeth with his cum, and she beats the shit out of him? I couldn't find it on efukt last time I checked
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Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
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2020-09-16 at 11:19 PM UTC
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FINAL FANTASY FUCKING XVI
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Unless it is in your best interest to be lied to of course. Because that is the least a friend can do.
"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down, because I don't want to create a panic." -Nigger
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Trump is very good at hiding his dimentia. He has sort of become a dimentia bender, where he has weaponised the rambling incoherent bullshit that pops into his head. If you have had a relative with dimentia who was comfortable talking to you, you know they can talk about some shit that happened years ago all day.
The fact that few recognize is that Trump actually genuinely has one and only one skill. It is almost a superpower. Which is that he can incoherently babble on inexhaustibly about anything. A lifetime of salesmanship has made him so good at sprouting segues from sentences to some other bullshit that he can create this fractal branching structure of sentences sprouting from within other sentences, and it's all just bullshit. Like he will start some bullshit sentence and in the middle will just jump to some dimentia free association that popped into his head and drop the first one entirely, then the same will happen for wherever the free association was going. It never ends. Look at any of his rally footage, if you can listen to more than 5 minutes without being driven insane by this pattern then you are one of the amazingly low IQ individuals that this strategy is convincing for.
This makes him immune to the kind of visible doddering that slow Joe displays. He can just keep babbling about shit at the speed of light.
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2020-09-15 at 5:59 PM UTC
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NFL Ratings Are TANKING
Good. Everyone who wants to watch will still watch, and maybe salaries across the board will come down some, as they should, since being really good at a sport shouldn't inherently mean you're entitled to millions more dollars than a person who's really good at say, fixing vehicles.
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Originally posted by Sophie
My gf is Catholic, but she's the worst Catholic on the planet.
Maybe things will turn around when she's old enough to get her first Communion.
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2020-09-13 at 11:55 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Sudo
why the fuck would I "be glad you're adding me?" Weird
"Hurr durr I'm a drug dealer and I'm addicted to heron. Fucking loser with a kid gf."
Kill yourself
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2020-09-13 at 11:45 PM UTC
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Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
I also got IP permabanned by unwyred for basically nothing becauses hes a fucking faggot and I knew how to make him mad
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2020-09-13 at 11:27 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
I'll give you a warning here
*DONT FUCKING LOOK IF YOU'RE SQUEAMISH*
I only typed in dirty sheboon whore on google 🤭
Damn these sheboons are nasty creatures
Sorry if you threw up in your mouth MMR
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I want to say yes. but I think someone should blow their fucking brains out.
If they were molested as kids then perhaps a hospital and years of therapy with chemically or surgically castrated before being offered to go back out into society. letting them know not to take anger out on kids. find some other way to direct anger at. ruining the lives of shitty people out there by recording them and telling them "Stop or I will send this to TMZ, The Sun, The Globe, or any other trash magazine that will post it"
that sounds like fun actually.
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2020-09-13 at 10:09 PM UTC
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Random Thoughts
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
to a white jesus ?
Jesus was Brown. Peter was Black. None of them were white because they lived in a really really hot desert of the world.
now, I lived almost a close desert enviorment for some years. got hot as fuck in the summer. lots of sun. but I had A/C and stayed indoors. and I'm one shade above Albino
Not my family mind you. I was born with a lack of pigment. even my mom is dark european.
whats my point? Oh yeah. in the days of Jesus they didn't have A/C
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