It was so apparent that me being here made things super awkward. The daughters boyfriend asked if I wanted wine and she grabbed his arm and said "oh he doesnt drink" and he apologized to me.
I was praying for a bullet.
I think my problem is trying to moderate my honesty. When you're as fucked up as we are, people dont want you to be 100% honest. The want small talk and the fringes of honesty. They dont want to hear about the dude I had to drag out of the bathroom in a suite at the Sheraton a couple christmases ago to narcan him bc when he said he needed to "take a power dump" what he actually meant was that he was going to go shoot the stuff in my fucking bathroom.
There were so many long awkward pauses. It just felt so uneasy. Fuck.
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I thank God for protecting our President from these Democrat monsters. Doing the work of Christ like defending our Navy SEALS from punishment for posing with their trophy kills. Being a brave soldier in the war on Thanksgiving. And cycling through multiple marriages while simultaneously fucking any female who hungers for a fat bank account.
God's Work.
Fake tans and golden grahams.
God Bless
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Easy to hide drug slang terminology. Literally everyone does blow on Xmas. If you don't know about this it's because you aren't part of the rich snob crowd that hides their cocaine abuse from the fiends that can't keep it to one day a year
They look down on anyone that doesn't secretly do cocaine in bathrooms and then go interact with the family and drink lots of alcohol because you're high as Fuck on cocaine.
There's always that one weird creepy family member with lots of energy and they drink a lot but aren't drunk and you think they are just mentally ill and that's why the alcohol is making them crazy but it's just the cocaine
Also they like to surround themselves with sober people so they can do a bunch of coke and pretend to be a normal loving mother that loves her family and dogs but secretly she gets off on the idea of hiding drug abuse and the thrill of not getting caught
They do not like to share
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Originally posted by Sudo
I've actually done this before too but I feel it was with thumbtacks and not spice, just who the fuck knows. Saying you're anesthetizing yourself is dishonest because you're really just getting high and doing it and might justify drug use with it
Nigger shut the fuck up
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That's not why @ all it was started by Louis XIII to cover his balding. As the trend began in royalty, they developed an upper-class, conservative status. People who wore them were among the "elites" in society.
When I had long locks I basically had to swat women of color out of my hair young ones,older women etc. all in my shit as I waited in checkout lines @ the store etc. A quick easy way to get some pussy was find one & ask them to braid it.
Having beautiful hair is a liability as well as an asset.
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