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  1. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Just run an electric trimmer over your head with a longer guard.
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  2. its really not that hard to cut hair if you understand the technique
  3. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    But your own hair? That's like Roshambo doing dental surgery.
  4. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ORACLE But your own hair? That's like Roshambo doing dental surgery.

    You just need to smoke enough spice to anesthize yourself for when you stick pins inside your tooth cracks. This actually happened
  5. I took like 3 mg total clonazolam today on top of 2x 16 oz 12% margaritas and one 23.5 oz 14% Four Loko a few hours about ansd was still up and about.
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Rrr You just need to smoke enough spice to anesthize yourself for when you stick pins inside your tooth cracks. This actually happened

    I've actually done this before too but I feel it was with thumbtacks and not spice, just who the fuck knows. Saying you're anesthetizing yourself is dishonest because you're really just getting high and doing it and might justify drug use with it
  7. Originally posted by ORACLE But your own hair? That's like Roshambo doing dental surgery.

    No not your own hair. Other people's though is relatively easy.
  8. Originally posted by Solstice I took like 3 mg total clonazolam today on top of 2x 16 oz 12% margaritas and one 23.5 oz 14% Four Loko a few hours about ansd was still up and about.

    math
  9. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo I've actually done this before too but I feel it was with thumbtacks and not spice, just who the fuck knows. Saying you're anesthetizing yourself is dishonest because you're really just getting high and doing it and might justify drug use with it

    Nigger shut the fuck up
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  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Nigger shut the fuck up

    I could kill you so easily
  11. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace math

    He consumed 0.12 x 32 + 0.16 x 23.5 fluid ounces of pure alcohol
  12. I just drink whiskey/vodka from a mason jar and call it a day
  13. Rrr African Astronaut
    How can I be sure I could saw someone to pieces without actually doing it? Ive been doubting what Im capable of lately.
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Rrr He consumed 0.12 x 32 + 0.16 x 23.5 fluid ounces of pure alcohol

    .14 sploo what the fuck your brain is fried
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  15. Rrr African Astronaut
    When i have my own job apartment i plan on doing some very degenerate things like paying hookers to eat each others shit and puke on each other and recording it. I wonder how hard it would be to find someone willing to do this for a few hundred dollars. Im saying ill definitely have this done before age 30 i hope
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Rrr When i have my own job apartment i plan on doing some very degenerate things like paying hookers to eat each others shit and puke on each other and recording it. I wonder how hard it would be to find someone willing to do this for a few hundred dollars. Im saying ill definitely have this done before age 30 i hope

    not very hard but you're still very far away from making even the first part of that fantasy a reality
  17. Rrr African Astronaut
    Also they got rid of all of those escort sites a year or two ago so where would i look
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    ask yo mama
  19. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo I could kill you so easily

    Stfu cripple nigger!
  20. Originally posted by Solstice I took like 3 mg total clonazolam today on top of 2x 16 oz 12% margaritas and one 23.5 oz 14% Four Loko a few hours about ansd was still up and about.

    I had one 12% 4loko a while ago and I got moderately drunk. I don't drink though. I had a hangover until after the morning after the day after I got drunk because of benzo kindling

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