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Posts That Were Thanked by MexicanMasterRace

  1. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Christmas with Chells fam was GREAT!.
    There was a lot of food. The main course was Dominos.
    For sides we had meatballs and pie and chips and more pie and I got 4 pounds of cheese cake I took home that is sitting in the fridge.
    When her kid walked in my eyes got so big and I just kept nudging Chell and whispering "You're kids here!"
    We got along as good as I could have hoped a first impression could go.
    Seems like a good kid.
    He works in finances handling the taxes of multimillionaires.
    and he bowls a 300.

    Anyways we are home now and we made a little video.

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  2. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Species- Nigger Pig
    Range- Central Illinois
    Diet- Anything that doesn't run away from her
    Behavior-Aggressive
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  3. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal What's wrong with your lip?

    What’s wrong with your brain?
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  4. RottenRobert African Astronaut



    Trump is going after the Born Again Christians LOL
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  5. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World

    trash
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  6. you have to call him champ or sport and give him $20 frequently. I had many step dads and the ones that didn't do that were trash.

    Also you have to ball out with dairy queen so they associate the memory of you with dairy queen and everyone loves dairy queen so they will love you. My favorite step dad always bought me dairy queen, he was a cool dude
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  7. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by iam_asiam68 why do straight people post faggot pictures?

    they are making fun of faggots.

    but if the faggots were all dead, then there would be no one to make fun of and no need to post funny faggot pictures of haggitha!!

    Ur not funny, or amusing. But ur avatar is.
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  8. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    Confirmed gay pedo.
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  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    shut up spectral youre poor and stupid and dont even drive a car or know anything of what youre talking about
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  10. Rrr African Astronaut
    rapist
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  11. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by CASPER I’m redeeming a story for additional lolcats.

    I once knew this nigger named G who was an absolute nigger like a gigantic nigger.

    His mom was a super diversity black neighborhood council mucketymuck and she had a ton of money and they lived 8n Baldwin Hills.

    G was just an absolute garbage person mostly bc he knew his mom would bail him out.

    He went to Beverly Hills high, and as the token black kid, started his own crip “set” entitled Beverly Hills Baby Gangster Crips. I once had the pleasure of witnessing one of his friends tell him during a gun deal that he needed to stop running his mouth about shit “on neighborhood”, bc he wasn’t a fucking crip, he was driving his moms car, and we had just returned from his college tutoring session.

    Anyway G is a huuuuuuuge dumpster fire. Just as a handful of quick examples, he made his Mexican gf give him head in a crowded restaurant full of people while he smoked a foil of heroin, and then proceeded to urinate beer piss all over every seat in the back row of INDIANA JONES AND THE K8NGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL which he procla8med to be “white people shit”. He was probably right. He also had some of the worst hygiene I’ve ever seen in my life. He smelled like constant BO despite wearing $1500 outfits. He reached in his pants to scratch his balls constantly and always wanted to hit your blunt. He threw up multiple times a day. Just nasty nasty fucking dude.

    Anyway I get a call fro his gf one night and she’s frantic and needs me there. Not wanting to lose one of my best customers, I head over.

    I get there and she answers the door with a bloody mouth. I walk inside and he’s at the kitchen sink, eyes closed drooling, eating a piece of fried kpchicken with one hand and lazily masturbating with the other. They got in a fight when she wouldn’t give him the last of her heroin, so he then took the heroin, did the rest of the cocaine, took some ambien, and then 8 expired sample packs of Zyprexa that he had for some strange reason. So now he’s sleepwalking, completely unconscious! Eating chicken and jerking off.For years I had a whole drawer full of 2007 zyprexa covered I black char melted balloons and baking soda, bc steph asked me to take all the stuff that night.

    But yeah. Way to be a stereotype bro.

    I got you. Good story. Thanks.

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  12. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace One time i bought a box of sushi

    Came home

    Opened it up

    IT WAS THE WRONG SUSHI

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  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I’m redeeming a story for additional lolcats.

    I once knew this nigger named G who was an absolute nigger like a gigantic nigger.

    His mom was a super diversity black neighborhood council mucketymuck and she had a ton of money and they lived 8n Baldwin Hills.

    G was just an absolute garbage person mostly bc he knew his mom would bail him out.

    He went to Beverly Hills high, and as the token black kid, started his own crip “set” entitled Beverly Hills Baby Gangster Crips. I once had the pleasure of witnessing one of his friends tell him during a gun deal that he needed to stop running his mouth about shit “on neighborhood”, bc he wasn’t a fucking crip, he was driving his moms car, and we had just returned from his college tutoring session.

    Anyway G is a huuuuuuuge dumpster fire. Just as a handful of quick examples, he made his Mexican gf give him head in a crowded restaurant full of people while he smoked a foil of heroin, and then proceeded to urinate beer piss all over every seat in the back row of INDIANA JONES AND THE K8NGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL which he procla8med to be “white people shit”. He was probably right. He also had some of the worst hygiene I’ve ever seen in my life. He smelled like constant BO despite wearing $1500 outfits. He reached in his pants to scratch his balls constantly and always wanted to hit your blunt. He threw up multiple times a day. Just nasty nasty fucking dude.

    Anyway I get a call fro his gf one night and she’s frantic and needs me there. Not wanting to lose one of my best customers, I head over.

    I get there and she answers the door with a bloody mouth. I walk inside and he’s at the kitchen sink, eyes closed drooling, eating a piece of fried kpchicken with one hand and lazily masturbating with the other. They got in a fight when she wouldn’t give him the last of her heroin, so he then took the heroin, did the rest of the cocaine, took some ambien, and then 8 expired sample packs of Zyprexa that he had for some strange reason. So now he’s sleepwalking, completely unconscious! Eating chicken and jerking off.For years I had a whole drawer full of 2007 zyprexa covered I black char melted balloons and baking soda, bc steph asked me to take all the stuff that night.

    But yeah. Way to be a stereotype bro.
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  14. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm averaging 300mg of rso in edibles a day for the last week or 2. Usually only smoke maybe 2 joints and no cigarettes so I'm basically the healthiest I've ever been in my life. I eat arabic food and drink vitamin water just about every day

    I'm so glad I'm not in jail rn. 15 people on the day room I would be going to were just charged with conspiracy to commit murder (of someone I know and dislike) and if I was there I know I would be obliged to partake. I'm so sick of wasting time, I feel if I make it til march I'll make it til June and if I make it through June I'm good until september. It's a daily struggle but not drinking is the biggest thing for me rn. Two friends of mine I've both known 13-15 years are playing on the same bill tonight and invited me to come and I'm so glad I ditched (after of course saying I would try to make it) to spend my time reading, listening to music and facetiming a friend of mine in another country.

    Thank all you guys for being here and thus helping me these last 8 months. Every person that has contributed to this website, even one shitpost has helped shape it and thus my choices for the last little bit. Muah

    Your struggle helps me. After all those years fucked up/ hungover etc. I'm just ready to be normal. I honestly don't see the pleasure in it all now. Saving money, being more sociable with like minded people, learning new things,fuck, even having the patience to read again is a blessing. I can be a cunt to some users on here but it's to be taken with a pinch of salt.

    That is ofcourse you are not a sex offender, otherwise I hope you fucking die of cancer.
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  15. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by CandyRein Like a moth to a flame.. you just can’t stay away .. wow.. just wow

    i was away for the last two days, and theres nothing "flaming" about you just posting basic bitch music pretending like you can play the guitar when you can't.

    I can stay away I did it for the last two days its just theres only so many people that post on here.. but yeah you can't play guitar. You're too stupid to do it.

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  16. Originally posted by 1993 I'm not supposed to talk about that

    Plz tell me she doesn't say nothing to you and you pretend she stalks you anyway because you telepathically brainfight her

    plz plz plz "no" to that
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  17. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal And btw thanks to my isolation and autism I have literally rewired my psychological state and am able to modify the way my brain interprets reality.
    You're such a weak npc you require drugs and instructional manuals to achieve something like that.

    I am completely outside your understanding of life and human reality

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  18. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood he has an all access pass to the female section of the local prison

    That won't help.

    Don't you have any schools?
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  19. Originally posted by tee hee hee TMWPIIMH, did you do any home improvements on my house? Lets see the inside too.

    not sure i can do that. I added something to your neighborhood to spruce up the place though

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  20. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny dont regret.



    Faggot posting man-on-man porn. What’s new?
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