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2020-01-10 at 5:49 AM UTC in GOT THAT RED MAENG DA GOT ME FEELING LIKE A CROAGThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-10 at 5:45 AM UTC in Iraq - Major Escalation Underway (January 2020)
Originally posted by iam_asiam68 they are launched with coordinates. it's not some mystery.
how do you even respond to this
"they were so close that accuracy means nothing, it was like hitting the broad side of a barn!"
"they were 500km away"
"they used coordinates"
wut
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2020-01-10 at 5:01 AM UTC in Homosexuality should be illegalSo when someone in your family becomes gay or transgender you're going to stop loving them?
wow.. Thorazine for allThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-10 at 4:37 AM UTC in Dump idiot TrumpThis is freakin hilarious.
Wouldn’t it be great if they all got along like that?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-10 at 4:33 AM UTC in Iraq - Major Escalation Underway (January 2020)why are you watching cpThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-10 at 3:08 AM UTC in Mexicans are a low class racecarViva la §m£ÂgØLThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-10 at 3:07 AM UTC in Dump idiot TrumpThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-10 at 2:53 AM UTC in Octavian Licks Hooker Pussy.
Originally posted by Fuck Your World You're the faget
Bathing first in a shower with a woman wasnt uncommon. I've never had a hooker and dont want to. i was making a valid point that club women and men are sluts. because they're at a meat market. people were slutty until AIDS fucked stuff up.
I'm talking mid 1980s last time I went clubbing. Yeah.. it was a chance but pretty drunk.
if this was the 60s-70s-80s (which it's not) the mindset was "Did you go down on her dawg.. brrrrr"
And of all the nasty shit I hear on here, you have the fucking audacity to say this to me? A faget?? that's just weird.
what the fuck are you even talking about granpsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-10 at 2:48 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!I got a story:
WifeDead and I used to work at Crapplebees together. We made friends with this one dude. We called him Tony the Hammer. I was walking one night with some losers to a party and we were going right by his house. So I stopped to see if he wanted to come. A shirtless dude opens the door and tells me he's asleep. No problem and I party all night. On the walk home I stopped by again, only to be answered by a different shirtless dude. WifeDead and I made fun of him and kept asking if we could be invited to his shirtless dude parties. He'd get a little butt hurt and say there are no shirtless dude parties.
Now after work, my place was closer than WifeDeads place and he would stop there and we would drink until he rode his bike home. I would have a fifth of Evan Williams whiskey, WifeDead a 12 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon. Sometimes our room would be a riot. One time, I drunkenly thought it'd be funny to get two hot chicks to take a picture with us holding a sign that read, "Tony's a faggot" because he never wanted to hang out. Things only escalated from there.
Sometimes the party would just be in my room with 4 or 5 dudes. One night I decided we should take all of our shirts off and send a picture to Tony and claim we're having our own shirtless dude parties and HE'S not invited. This all escalated to sheer faggotry one night.
I had been jogging a bunch and losing weight, felt good with my body and drunkenly talked WifeDead and Poo Bear that we should compare dick sizes. It took a lot of effort to convince these shirtless dudes it was a good idea but I sealed the deal. I lost by a land slide of cock. Poo Bear being the winner I knew what I needed to do. First I tried to hide in the corner and jerk off a bit so I'd get bigger. In a roomful of shirtless dudes that should be easy right?! I was too drunk. Couldn't get a half chub.
The rest of this is only what WifeDead told me years later. Apparently I tried to smash my dick against poo bears, effectively raping him. From what I remember being told I berated this poor bears dick until I felt like a winner. I took on the biggest dick in the room. Only to find out I was the biggest dick all along.
We threw a lot of shirtless dude parties in my room. I alienated friends who brought girls after not seeing them for years, Poast has some Butthole Ladies videos filmed in there, we lifted weights with baby killers, I had my bed in front of the closet long ways and I'd make the joke, "It's perfect if you come out of the closet in my room because it lands right on my bed." It was the straightest, gayest place imaginable.
I found my old phone looking for pictures but they're not on there. I assume WifeDead might have them. If anyone knows where Tony the Hammer is let him know I've been trying to find him.
Here's my old party dog Rowdy:
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2020-01-10 at 2:28 AM UTC in Hey star trekwhy are you looking for gay porners in nigeria
or did you just search 'salami'The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-10 at 2:03 AM UTC in Mexicans are a low class racecar
Originally posted by Bill Krozby It was satire lil peedy bromo, guy that gets upset about all things race related that don't relate to him lol. I used to smoke meth with this older guy a few years back and if you cracked a racist joke, he would totally flip out about how his grand daughter is half black and started ranting about how he's going to go take the speed to the construction workers and fuck them and get them to rat me out to the cops.
I said "this is why your wife and daughters left you and you punch holes through your house walls that's owned by the jedi bank" and the gont punched me and started choking me.
I'd never seen someone so wacked out on speed before, I think it had a lot less to do with the drugs, but more so that he had a lot going for him but fucked it up really bad and couldn't stand anyone telling him to chill down.
Run-On Rant.
I think you were drunk and did what this old dude did in the video and then sobered up and was like "oh wait.. my Mother is part hispanic"
good save though. good attempt at-save that is.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-10 at 1:28 AM UTC in what should i buy from amazonThere's other custom shit, I used to make their houses look really trashy and dilapidated.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-10 at 1:26 AM UTC in what should i buy from amazon
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2020-01-09 at 11:28 PM UTC in Random image thread>> "faggot"
>> asks for picture of dick
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2020-01-09 at 9:17 PM UTC in Random image threadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-09 at 7:19 PM UTC in Homosexuality should be illegalBut you’re gay. You’ve mentioned that you’re a girl that wants a guy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-09 at 6:41 PM UTC in Iraq - Major Escalation Underway (January 2020)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-09 at 5:32 PM UTC in South Dakota would be the perfect place for an NIS meetup.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-09 at 5:10 PM UTC in what should i buy from amazon
Originally posted by stl1 You're the one inFATuated with DTE.
But who will she choose? I can't wait to find out so I made sim mesh vertices of all the folx from DH and niggasinspace and put them all in the same neighborhood and let them run wild to see whom ends up with whom.
Candyrein and DTE of course start off living together in a cozy little lesbian love shack across the street from Lanny and Infinityshock and the Goth family.
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2020-01-09 at 4:13 PM UTC in what should i buy from amazonI have an old flesh light i don't use anymore that you can have for free if you pick it up.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
