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  1. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    You seem to be quite an expert on male sex toys
  2. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Indeed, my 6'4" manly frame is used to holding slim beautiful women…not the 400lb monsters STL has to settle for.




    You're the one inFATuated with DTE.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Don't do it scron. The inner cock rings always get busted and the lips are never the same after the first dozen times.

    Nothing like plunging into a virgin toy

    You just have to refurbish them yourself.
  4. Originally posted by stl1 You're the one inFATuated with DTE.

    Q. What kind of man insults a beautiful woman?
    A. One that has more chance of discovering how to transmute lead into gold than having said beauty even look in his direction.
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  5. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I don't want to turn to stone. Tell her not to look her fat ass in my direction.
  6. Originally posted by stl1 I don't want to turn to stone. Tell her not to look her fat ass in my direction.

    It's ok, you can look at her...she wont be looking in your direction anyway.
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  7. just get what i got you both for x-mass; a double ended fleshlight and use it as an adapter to fuck each other.

  8. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You seem to be quite an expert on male sex toys

    I've had and have quite a few. Idk what I'll do when i move
  9. Again with the gay porn vinny?
  10. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I've had and have quite a few. Idk what I'll do when i move

    Probably squelch.
  11. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Again with the gay porn vinny?

    thats not porn.
  12. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by stl1 You're the one inFATuated with DTE.

    But who will she choose? I can't wait to find out so I made sim mesh vertices of all the folx from DH and niggasinspace and put them all in the same neighborhood and let them run wild to see whom ends up with whom.

    Candyrein and DTE of course start off living together in a cozy little lesbian love shack across the street from Lanny and Infinityshock and the Goth family.

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  13. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Lol awesome. Show us the rest of...well us
  14. Pick me pick me!
  15. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Pick me pick me!

    TMWPIIMH- no dont!. marry jigg off to a short fat man. Haha
  16. Originally posted by tee hee hee TMWPIIMH- no dont!. marry jigg off to a short fat man. Haha

    I'm done with marriage remember, I'm only willing to live with said short man.
  17. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    ooooh look who moved into the neighborhood!

  18. Sounds like my kind of guy...minus the hat and faggoty tash.

    ETA: Taurus
  19. does the sims have gay sex
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  20. SMH as the lovely donttellem would say
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