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2020-02-28 at 3:54 PM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 TurboFonaplats is 'banned' from the server for griefing our valued member and spawn builder bunnyelizabeth. I would rather keep someone that actually builds and doesn't go around breaking torches and wrecking things.
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2020-02-28 at 3:25 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by Sophie Ever seen a girl so cute you just wanna hug her? Just a hug. Like 'oh my gosh you're so cute i wanna skwoosh you!' it sounds a little patronizing but it's really not. And she knew it, and so did i, and so i did, i did skwoosh her, and she loved it, and i loved it. And so it became a regular thing, i'd just randomly tell her: Hug? And she'd be: Yes. And she would randomly tell me hug? And i'd be: Yes. And so it was. And i hugged her like i loved her, and i did. And she felt it, i know she did. She's never been hugged like that before.
Take that society.
Then they asked you to please leave the preschool.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-02-28 at 2:37 PM UTC in TRUMP 2020!!!covfefeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-28 at 2:06 PM UTC in Why does CandyRein crave everyone's acceptance & approval?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-28 at 12:33 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..That same ughhh feeling I get when I’ve checked all the threads on the first two pages, and the only ones I haven’t read are Wariat’s.😠The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-28 at 9:54 AM UTC in well I became productive this morningI went and registered for free healthcare as an unemployed person. I was going to do this for a long time but kept putting it off.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-28 at 7:54 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬Save it in y'alls archives. This is real life so I may as well get ready to accept the abuse.
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2020-02-28 at 7:37 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!I got a story. It all started at our old party house, the most famous one, the one that made or broke new comers, the one that got our apartment raided by a task force years later. So at some point we let this wannabe jarhead move in. One night he gets shit faced with us and decides to sober up by taking a cold shower fully clothed with sneakers on. When he’s finished he must have leaped from the tub because he somehow puts one foot through the inside of the toilet, knocking out a massive hole in the front of the bowl.
Bear in mind this toilet had basically never been cleaned in the year that we lived at this house, and we were throwing parties 5-6 nights a week. The black mold on every surface had long ago turned pink. Days go by and we’re partying so hard every night that random drunk people are still using the toilet. Each time they flush, the contents spill out all over the floor. There’s old dirty towels all over the ground to sop up the human waste but not much more is being done.
One night we have a redneck over who swears he knows how to fix it and drags us all into the bathroom to demonstrate his idea. He staggers to the toilet and basically gets on his knees in the filth to get a better look at it. Immediately he sticks his hand in the bowl and he's openly touching the inside of the bowl, full on caressing it drunk as fuck, really getting to know the contours of the break and what might be done to fix it. He’s basically talking out of his ass mumbling about some janky plan to patch it up. I'm trying to tell him to stop fucking touching it when he recoils in horror. He's cut himself on the exposed porcelain, badly. I saw it up close and it was a pretty deep cut.
He tries to play it off legit and get back to the party as I'm just fucking disgusted backing away in shock, imagining the sheer filth of what he just lacerated himself on. I go to offer him some peroxide but of course there's none left, so he just washes his cut under the faucet and wraps it up with toilet paper that everyone had been using to shit with. He's lucky we had toilet paper at all, we used a phone book off and on for months when we couldn’t get our hands on any coffee fi|ters.
Here's a couple bonus shots from that legendary bathroom. Had my first threesome in here, landlord was pissed tearing through the house one day and caught 5 drunk people hiding out in the dark, greasy women used to hide their soiled panties in here and people would parade them around the party weeks or months later and threaten people with them. When things almost went too far with a particularly disgusting pair one night, I put them in a zip loc bag and threw it on the neighbors roof. I needed to sleep.
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2020-02-28 at 7:13 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-28 at 2:14 AM UTC in Dad threadNor do I not have not any.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-28 at 2:11 AM UTC in Dad threadLmao @ nor have noThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-28 at 2:10 AM UTC in Dad threadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-28 at 1:57 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Lol isn’t poast missing like 6 fingers. How does he even type stuff anymoreThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-28 at 12:36 AM UTC in Dad thread
Originally posted by snab_snib i put my stepfather in the hospital, i bit most of his ear off after putting him in a running grapevine and they had to stitch it back together. this is after he broke a stoli bottle over my head, too. wound up sleeping naked in the woods and make out with my gf's best friend after walking barefoot through the city. never drank 4loko again.
How come you hate niggers when you’re a niggerThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-02-27 at 8:44 PM UTC in Dad threadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-27 at 7:32 PM UTC in Random image thread
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2020-02-27 at 5:05 PM UTC in Your bank account is gone forever. How fucked are you?I have the brain damageThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-27 at 4:41 PM UTC in Bernie's $97 trillionOk go ahead and nitpick a minor turn of phrase while literally believing in actual conspiracy theories wholesaleThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-27 at 3:33 PM UTC in Bernie's $97 trillionWell yes, that’s obviously where he read all these conspiracy theories. The internet is intrinsically unreliable as a source of information but there is such a thing as digital literacy, part of which is the critical thinking skills to distinguish fact from fiction online.
Spectral doesn’t have this at all; he’s a boomer. If you read something online, and the source is a pamphlet from a political lobbyist group, and the information just happens to confirm all your biased preconceptions about something, a healthy amount of skepticism is warranted.
These kind of psyop scams are all over the fucking internet and are usually fairly transparent, but morons like spectral automatically believe the ones that conform to their political bias. He’s the type of guy to shoot up a pizza restaurant because he read on a forum that it was a front for a Clinton pedophile ring, which is something that actually happenedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-02-27 at 9:24 AM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 Turboa bunch of people joined and helped rebuild spawn WOWEE
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