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2020-03-06 at 2:44 AM UTC in I somewhat fear getting famous because of potential MeToo attacks...you're a fucking nigger, wariat.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-06 at 2:17 AM UTC in this guy is so fucking annoyingOPie, you wanna see an annoying person?
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2020-03-06 at 12:59 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momenthe don't even have to flex ya stupid god daMN faggot,, he"s tappin that ass we all wanna be tappinThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-05 at 10:56 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentI better explane to this nit wit,,
Nit wit,, thats you Donny,, anyways I made you post triggered by acting all pissed off,, ur pretty easy to controlThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-05 at 10:53 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentur no smarter than that fat fuckin dipshit AprilThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-05 at 10:51 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentshut the fuck up Donnie you god damn hatefull lilly livered cock sucking homosaipian faggot motherfucker.
you are so lucky you don't live within my travel circle you ignerant son of a god damn bitchThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-05 at 8:18 PM UTC in I somewhat fear getting famous because of potential MeToo attacks...Like, picture one of your past hookups just sitting around with her girlfriends all talking about their sexual escapades...
And then she all like "I remember this one dude I hooked up with about 10 years ago at a club downtown."
And her friend is like "wait, at a club? were you drinking?"
"Yeah, I had a few, why?"
"That's automatically rape."
"But he was drinking too."
"Nah, bitch, that shit don't matter. He's responsible for his actions, you aren't. Does he have any money?"
"Well, it's kind of funny that you mention that because the reason I brought him up is that I just heard he got a major promotion at work."
"Bitch, what? Like how much he earnin'?"
"He's Chief Technology Officer at this hot new up and coming startup. He's not quite movie star famous, but he's pulling in like $300,000 a year now."
"Guuuurrrrrllll, #MeToo his ass!!!!"
"But it wasn't really rape. He's actually a good gont."
"Does his paycheck have commas?"
"Well, yeah."
"TAX HIS ASS, GURL. This is the big leagues. Who else gonna pay for your 8 kids? See, this is why we hook up with random dudes every weekend. One of them bound to pay off."
Me getting arrested the next day:
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2020-03-05 at 7:49 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬happy birthday candy,
half an inch. thats how much lower your breasts are hanging compared to your last birthday.
time to issue more breasts picts before they stopped being equities and become liabilities.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-05 at 6:08 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-05 at 6:08 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-05 at 6:01 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-05 at 5:56 PM UTC in Greek Riots (02-2020)
Originally posted by -SpectraL Funny how none of these losers know how to fight a proper civil war. Gather 10,000 dedicated people. Arm them to the teeth. Attack on mass and take no prisoners. Kill 'em all. Light everything up. Burn it to the ground.
Word how many civil wars have you fought in canadiaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-05 at 4:50 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionSudo= sucks (cocks) under da (bridge for a decent rate) occasinally.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-05 at 2:33 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I got sprayed off with a hose in the front yard.
Nice. I have another story:
WifeDead and I are at bar with this loser dude from work who lied all the time. Anyways we get drunk and I head to the bathroom. I get a urinal and there's a full beer someone forgot on top of it. So drunkenly just swigged it. I go back out and tell WifeDead. He laughs and tells me he pissed in a cup and left there for some drunk idiot to drink. I started doing that at various bars over the years and called them WifeDead Bombs. Not the real name because I doubt he once his name out there.
Another time he made bomb. He tried to rig it to a clock so it would be a timed bomb. I had two old applebees microwaves in my car so I figured let's grab a girl and another dude and blow this shit up. I think he got the plans from a terrorist site for the clock. It was something like when the minute hand got to a certain point the wire on the minute hand would touch another wire and should explode.
So we hop in my Honda Accard and go out into the boonies of the beach. Just grassy and bushy hills. I hiked that industrial microwave probably a half mile and got it set up. I closed the doorand ran back up a very giant hill far away from the explosion but where we could still see it.
I set it for 5 minutes. Five minutes go by and nothing. I said we should wait atleast 15 more minutes just to be safe. We did and the other guy there said we should check it. I advised against it thinking once the door is open air might get in allowing the spark or something. I think he was trying to impress the chick and kept saying we should check it. I didn't want to leave an unexplosed pipe bomb on the beach in a microwave from where I worked with my finger prints all over it so I made him a deal. "You go check it and come back up here and I'll light the fuse.
He goes down there and me and this chick are watching. I tell her this is not a smart idea. She says everything will be fine. But because of Poasts hand I know that isn't true. I can tell she's nervous too. This was a big bomb. The guy throws the door open and jumps away as if that was going to save him if it went off. It didn't go off and he comes back up.
So now I have to light the fuse, I go down there and I'm scoping where I'm going to run to. There's a smallish hill that I can dive behind almost right next to it. Fuck it. I light the fuse, shut the door and do a roll atop and over the hill. I plug my ears.
It was loud as fuck. The thing disintegrated and there were no pieces left. That was the biggest bomb I've personally seen. People for miles around probably heard it and since we were close to the beach, the part where people go to frolic I bugged out. I ran up the hill as fast as I could and claimed that we need to leave. NOW. We got to my car and as we were driving off we could hear sirens coming towards us. I was getting sketched out but tried to play it cool. I don't think the other two people knew just how many felonies we caused.
I've faced a triple felony before and knew how stupid it was to do that. WifeDead was smart and let some other retard blow it up. He has a way of doing that. Like getting involved in a prank, coming up with more and more ideas as it grows then claiming he had nothing to with it. I love that dude and he banged Poasts mom.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-05 at 1:11 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-04 at 7:29 PM UTC in Corona Virus doubles global infections & deaths in 24 hoursThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-04 at 2:46 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-04 at 9:55 AM UTC in My atest work
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2020-03-04 at 9:49 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentRaping and injecting hot loads into WellHung's cherry assThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-04 at 7:16 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
am ina platypus r nah?
please adviceThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
