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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Gril, did I see you got a vote?
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  2. Jesus Houston
    Yeah I've been in enough YMCA locker rooms to see my fair share of the fleshy pringle cans and the fleshy AAA batteries and everything in between.

    It makes me appreciate what I have because got dang some of those penisia look fucking wrong.
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  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Well played with the “IM SO OLD WHATS THIS THINGAMAJIGGER CALLED?”
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Stopffs You’re a real man MMQ! Hey do you do your walking indoors on one of those machines .. I keep forgetting the damn name 🤬

    A treadmill? Lol. No.

    My indoor walking consists of me pacing from my bedroom to my kitchen to my living room, repeatedly.

    User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "treadmill"!
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  5. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
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  6. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
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  7. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by POLECAT I stopped taking notes before I left dh,, errumm I guess dh left me

    Paige will leave you too
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  8. Technologist victim of incest
    Hey I found a way to stop your glasses from fogging up with a mask on.

    Just wash them in soapy water. Rinse, and dry with a glasses cleaning cloth or something that won’t scratch the lenses🤓

    It works👍🏻
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  9. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Imagine being 70 years old picking on someone half ur ages appearance on the fricking internet. Smh

    You’ve got to be kidding right? You went after him first long, long ago. Don’t act innocent, you know you’re a bitch and attack people, just about daily.

    Cracks me up when people think talking about someone’s age is a burn. It’s fucking stupid. You’re gonna get old too, not anything you can do about, and at the rate you’re going, you’re gonna look 90 when you’re 70. My God! What do you expect? Do you think a man loses their libido at a certain age? You’ll be lucky to find a man who’ll get a hard on for you.

    You’ve got to be the most petty person I’ve ever encountered. Insecurities got cha! You’re fucking nuts.

    Done with you, piece of shit.
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  10. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by mmQ You keep *SCRATCHING your face, not ITCHING it. :)

    Hey I’m heavily drugged. My hubby gets me on that one all the time😂



    Originally posted by POLECAT ,,,, did you get the titty today?


    Suuuure did, and a lift on the other side. Before I only had one side to deal with. (Not lifting my arms above my shoulders and only lifting 2 lbs for the first 4 weeks). Now I have both. Can’t even push myself up. It’ll be better soon! Yeeehawwww!
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  11. Hmmmmmm Octavian sure knows how to vibe.
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  12. 🐿 African Astronaut
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  13. blaster master victim of incest
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  14. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by blaster master I think America may be too heavy duty of a country for you, bud. You may just wanna stay over there in the Kingdom of the Redcoats.

    Shaddup. I see myself falling in love with some American Beauty and getting her pregnant.

    I met a guy called, "Southern Sun", on Zoklet. Turns out he had lived in the same village as me my entire life but never knew each other personally, how mad is that? He was in my sister's year in school (she's 5 years older). Me and a friend actually robbed one of his mates when we were 17, (who was a major dealer), only for him to beat the shit out of us when he caught back up with us.

    After my parents divorced I moved town and met Fuckbiscuit. I'm still good friends with both.
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  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Stopffs Not moving across country for a chance relationship …

    But opening your doors, being hospitable, meeting new friends that you share online words with …. Spending your vacations traveling around the world and it being normal to meet up, with online acquaintances. Without fear.

    I have some online friends i've known since I was a teenager and I think we're at the point where we would have no problem letting the person in your house and having them make sandwiches in the the middle of the night.

    A lot of people here have known each other for a long time. Everyone here would do well living in a commune
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  16. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo I wasn't talking to you, I was more implying this is not the medium to post basic 4 ingredient recipe threads. Misguided Russian makes more engaging cooking threads, I was just being a dick you old faggot

    This nigga considers "dough" and "sauce" one ingredient, meaning his conception of "baking pizza" has been pouring cheese and Ragu on a frozen crust
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  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Im like a month away from getting in my shitty car and pulling a Chris McCandless. Seriously. Being in the same city, the same house, the same room- for so long is slowly kinda driving me crazy. I feel like one of those parrots that gets so lonely they just start mutilating themselves and yanking their feathers out.
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  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    $1200 for 1/2 of a tooth
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  19. Octavian motherfucker
    OT

    I'm watching the sunrise eating cornflakes.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Inb4 you were the farmer
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