The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2020-05-07 at 3:55 PM UTC

   #3021
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Stopffs A real guy friend would let her Penis punch you for that.

   
   I did in fact literally tell her she could hit me as hard as she wanted to and that I deserved it. She didnt take me up on the offer.
2. 2020-05-07 at 3:57 PM UTC

   #3022
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I did in fact literally tell her she could hit me as hard as she wanted to and that I deserved it. She didnt take me up on the offer.

   
   You’re a real man MMQ! Hey do you do your walking indoors on one of those machines .. I keep forgetting the damn name 🤬
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • ORACLE
3. 2020-05-07 at 4:01 PM UTC

   #3023
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Stopffs On DH his profile pic was of him holding his grand baby …. and asking every woman for nudes

   
   Seems to be his modus operandi. Maybe one of you should just step up and appease the guy. Send him some random boob picture from a google search if you have to. Tell him it's you. Make his day.
4. 2020-05-07 at 4:02 PM UTC

   #3024
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Stopffs You’re a real man MMQ! Hey do you do your walking indoors on one of those machines .. I keep forgetting the damn name 🤬

   
   A treadmill? Lol. No.
   
   My indoor walking consists of me pacing from my bedroom to my kitchen to my living room, repeatedly.
   
   User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "treadmill"!
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Octavian, 
   • CASPER, 
   • ORACLE, 
   • MexicanMasterRace
5. 2020-05-07 at 4:07 PM UTC

   #3025
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   😂😂😂😂
   
   Nice
6. 2020-05-07 at 4:10 PM UTC

   #3026
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Well played with the “IM SO OLD WHATS THIS THINGAMAJIGGER CALLED?”
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • ORACLE, 
   • MexicanMasterRace, 
   • Sophie, 
   • The Self Taught Man
7. 2020-05-07 at 4:12 PM UTC

   #3027
   

   Jesus Houston
   Yes let's get mmq banned when hes posting a bunch and feeling particularly conversational!
   
   
   
   I didnt even realize I was still signed up for that shit. Definitely didnt expect that.
8. 2020-05-07 at 4:15 PM UTC

   #3028
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Sowwwwy .. it’s taken like 4 weeks if it makes you feel better
9. 2020-05-07 at 4:17 PM UTC

   #3029
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I woulda given you access to my profile if you didn't have a back up ... hugs
10. 2020-05-07 at 4:21 PM UTC

    #3030
    

    Jesus Houston

    Originally posted by Stopffs Sowwwwy .. it’s taken like 4 weeks if it makes you feel better

    
    Probably because I haven't been posting much the last month. Did you try and get me earlier or was that your first attempt?
    
    I was wondering why the hell you randomly brought up my "walking inside routine" but being the CHUM that I am I just answered you accordingly.
    
    Fucker.
    
    🙂
11. 2020-05-07 at 4:23 PM UTC

    #3031
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jesus Probably because I haven't been posting much the last month. Did you try and get me earlier or was that your first attempt?
    
    I was wondering why the hell you randomly brought up my "walking inside routine" but being the CHUM that I am I just answered you accordingly.
    
    Fucker.
    
    🙂

    
    Yes twice before.
    
    You should make your dick your photo so everyone knows it’s you 😁
12. 2020-05-07 at 4:23 PM UTC

    #3032
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Stopffs I woulda given you access to my profile if you didn't have a back up … hugs

    
    Now you gotta give him access to ur n00dz
13. 2020-05-07 at 4:25 PM UTC

    #3033
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by CASPER Now you gotta give him access to ur n00dz

    
    I feel so bad, if there was a way to send .. I might consider thinking about that lol
14. 2020-05-07 at 4:27 PM UTC

    #3034
    

    Jesus Houston

    Originally posted by Stopffs Yes twice before.
    
    You should make your dick your photo so everyone knows it’s you 😁

    
    Everyone already knows this is me, and I hope you arent trying to get me to say dick and get this account banned too, but I said it. I hope you do realize that pic isnt my actual pean.
15. 2020-05-07 at 4:28 PM UTC

    #3035
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Stopffs I feel so bad, if there was a way to send .. I might consider thinking about that lol

    
    cell phone. Pay the toll.
16. 2020-05-07 at 4:28 PM UTC

    #3036
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Buzkiller@wren
17. 2020-05-07 at 4:28 PM UTC

    #3037
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Jesus Everyone already knows this is me, and I hope you arent trying to get me to say dick and get this account banned too, but I said it. I hope you do realize that pic isnt my actual pean.

    
    Like dead father like son
18. 2020-05-07 at 4:29 PM UTC

    #3038
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by CASPER cell phone. Pay the toll.

    
    Pay the troll for the toll
19. 2020-05-07 at 4:38 PM UTC

    #3039
    

    Jesus Houston

    Originally posted by Stopffs Pay the troll for the toll

    
    If you want to get into the boy's hole?
20. 2020-05-07 at 4:44 PM UTC

    #3040
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jesus If you want to get into the boy's hole?

    
    Boys are toys, I’m a woman. Why would I play go fish in a poop pond ... ewwww