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2019-12-22 at 5:34 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐
Originally posted by Sudo Ok you got me I'm not emotionally invested in the gas powered vagabond priest who molested you into atheism. I would like to hear about any other characters you shared "sandwiches" with on your way to get fucked by a Florida man though
No, you have hurt my feelings. Please go away. -
2019-12-22 at 5:31 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐
Originally posted by Octavian 16 hours in a car, your back must have been fucked.
36-40h on a bus is the longest I've done in a vehicle. Really not a lot of fun, would not want to do again. My back was never bothered by it but you do get pretty stiff.
Plus greyhound buses are an adventure in themselves. I've had my bus crash, I've seen people get kicked off, we've had to pull over for ambulances, a schizo tried to jump off once, cops coming on board to look for people, obviously people shitting themselves/pissing while drunk, then there's the smoking on the back of the bus, drivers threatening passengers... yeah. -
2019-12-22 at 5:27 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐
Originally posted by Sudo Are you sure he was a preacher and wasn't just saying that? He was probably trying to appeal to you to go against your obviously sinful and depraved nature (hitchhiking to get assfucked by a hydro husband). I'm picturing it going similar to this but the preacher instead of princess leah
You're so boring and one dimensional. I'm answering questions honestly and all you have are memes. -
2019-12-22 at 5:20 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐
Originally posted by Sudo Why was the preacher driving for 16 hours? I bet you were dirty and ungrateful and he febreezed his seat afterwards
Nah I was very grateful and shared my food with him.
He didn't offer to let me drive, idk. He had a really weird setup with his car and he seemed crazy poor. His windshield wiper stick thing was just a hanger wire and his stick was a plywood stick. Everything he owned was in the car. I remember drying my socks slammed shut in his back window because he picked me up in the pouring Memphis rain.
Why are you such a piece of shit Muslim? Shouldn't you be nicer to people? Where's that hospitality I've heard so much about. -
2019-12-22 at 5:16 AM UTC in Fona 12-21-19 Meeting My Step Son TodayFuck...
That was a good video fona -
2019-12-22 at 5:11 AM UTC in Fona 12-21-19 Meeting My Step Son Today
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2019-12-22 at 5:08 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐I was not an altar boy. Holy water burns my skin.
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2019-12-22 at 5:05 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
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2019-12-22 at 5:05 AM UTC in Nice ass thread
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2019-12-22 at 5:04 AM UTC in ATTN: HTS
Originally posted by Fuck Your World I think the same lady who did that toilet perfume spray (I mean for the Toilet) with the fake british accent is at it again. selling some kind of enzyme you drink prior or during or just after drank and it is supposed to reduce hangovers by up to 80 percent
That seems super unscientific. -
2019-12-22 at 5:04 AM UTC in ATTN: HTS
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2019-12-22 at 5:03 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐
Originally posted by Sudo Don't be offended when people try to appeal to the dirty brown catholic in you in hopes you will feel some shame for your burrito infused perversion towards the male body. I know you're lowkey bitter about always being picked last to enter Father Hernandez's chambers to be anointed with "holy water"
This is such a lame comment. I'm sure Allah wouldn't approve. -
2019-12-22 at 5:02 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐
Originally posted by Sophie So i've noticed. He didn't start off with: Hey buddy, wanna buy some Jesus? Though so he kinda snuck God in through the backdoor, in a non-homosexual way.
They usually don't. They know it turns people off.
I've probably talked about it before but when I went hitchhiking here I had a 16 hour ride with this Christian preacher. It took about an hour or two for him to start talking about God, and he did not stop for a good 6h at least.
According to him, the bible the world will end in a rain of meteors, and the chosen will be flown up into space to begin a new chapter in human history.
He was a good guy though. -
2019-12-22 at 4:52 AM UTC in Why are white people the color of semen and bird shit?
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2019-12-22 at 4:52 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐
Originally posted by Sophie I was talking to a dude a couple weeks ago, who was way into Jesus. He seemed pretty cool though and we talked for a while about all kinds of stuff he said yee, here's my number. We'll grab a beer, i thought it was a little gay, but i didn't wanna be rude so i gave him one of my burner numbers, and now i get bible quote spam first thing in the morning.
Thank you Jesus.
I don't trust anyone who talks about religion off the bat. It always turns into some conversion/preaching shit. -
2019-12-22 at 4:50 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2019-12-22 at 4:44 AM UTC in Nice ass thread
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2019-12-22 at 4:43 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐
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2019-12-22 at 4:42 AM UTC in What drug will you absolutely never do again?
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2019-12-22 at 4:26 AM UTC in What drug will you absolutely never do again?Also your PO might be okay with it. Likely they don't even check if its just a panel test
