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2020-02-05 at 12:40 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN I know we're close to page 41. Let me think of a story.
WifeDead lived behind a crappy chinese restaurant in some ghetto apartments. I think they were one bedroom. If I remember right it was a living room with mattresses in it directly connected to a kitchen of sorts then a bathroom. It was basically a triangle with no walls separating the kitchen and living room.
I loved it there. There were no rules. We ghettoed out like kings there. I lived miles away so if I wanted to visit I'd take the train tracks that ran next to the bay so I wouldn't walk the highway. It was worth the 2 1/2 hour walk because we got away with murder. One time we found half a cigarette, emptied it out and put gun powder at the bottom and a short fuse then packed the tobacco back in. The we tied it to string with a note that said, 'a cigarette butt for you'. Then we taped it to someones door that was half way open. One time his sister had a note for some summer school thing and needed a number on it. She saw us scraping magnesium onto it and lighting the magnesium. She said she really needed that number so we got really good at burning everything but the number. Like I said, it was beautiful chaos. One time I flew a helicopter and landed on a boat in Vice City. WifeDead said it was impossible. I made him eat those words after I tried it 100 times.
So WifeDead was a good friend of mine and he comes to stay the night. We stay up late watching movies or video games on my computer. The morning rolls around and we're watching some shitty horror film on Sci-Fi. My dad comes home and turns out we're re doing our roof that day. He just goes into my room and says to turn the TV off and come outside. This was all a very long time ago so I just know the story. Not most of the details.
We start roofing and WifeDead didn't leave our house for two or three days. At the end my dad gave him $5 and said he also got all the soda he wanted to drink those days. My dad was a stickler with money and just punked a 16 year old kid.
The really funny part is everytime I mention WifeDead to my family, no body remembers him. My dad swears he never did that. I mention WifeDead to my brother and he thinks I'm talking about Poast. Absolutely no one remembers turning some ghetto kid living behind a chinese restaurant into a slave. My mom even gave him a ride home after it was done. I'm the only person in my family who acknowledges that WifeDead exists.
He also said I can't post the video I want.
You guys must have lead in your drinking water -
2020-02-05 at 12:38 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2020-02-05 at 12:36 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?Croutons which arrive today :3
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2020-02-05 at 12:35 PM UTC in Random image thread
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2020-02-05 at 1 AM UTC in TRUMP 2020!!!
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2020-02-05 at 1 AM UTC in The Dollarama DinnerOh honey no
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2020-02-04 at 7:52 PM UTC in TRUMP 2020!!!
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2020-02-04 at 7:51 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment8===============D
My body is ready
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2020-02-04 at 7:50 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2020-02-04 at 7:49 PM UTC in Rush announced he has advanced lung cancerI would rip SpectraL in half in a fight
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2020-02-04 at 7:48 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2020-02-04 at 7:47 PM UTC in I will improve your business exponentially
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2020-02-04 at 7:46 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentDamnit
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2020-02-04 at 7:46 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentFollowing the above user in a black taxi on his way home.
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2020-02-04 at 7:45 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by Octavian I'm fed up. I just wish I could kill myself but I haven't got the balls so that won't happen. Life sucks at the minute albeit I'm told it's what you make of it. There seems no end to my perpetual procrastination and inability to sort myself out. I worry far too much about the future. I despise the company I've kept all these years and feel my health is failing. I want a semblance of a normal life, and structure so that I can feel happy. I've done this before but it just feels a lifetime away. Social seclusion can be good to avoid possible distractions away from temptation.
I don't want my life to be a waste. I pray to God for my salvation.
Come join me in the usa and we will have wild gay sex with zero cocaine ;) I'll get you a jumbo sized 100oz slurpee ;)))))) -
2020-02-04 at 7:43 PM UTC in Trump is going down.
Originally posted by Bill Krozby Op seems like a retard. Like he might get assainated by some antifa gont but pretty sure if that doesn't happen he will win again. Hey op are you by chance a functional retard?
'Functional retard' is just something Bill Krozby's therapist said to him once. OP, he is asking because he hopes that there is someone out there in the world he can relate to. -
2020-02-04 at 6:13 PM UTC in I will improve your business exponentially
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2020-02-04 at 4:26 PM UTC in The Dollarama Dinner
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2020-02-04 at 4:26 PM UTC in Hey Wariat, Joe is just leaving his HVAC system out in the openWhat
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2020-02-04 at 4:25 PM UTC in The Dollarama Dinner
