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Posts by MexicanMasterRace

  1. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood That's actually piss

    Uhhh, no

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation

    Its similar in composition to semen, it just doesnt have the sperm.
  2. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny a pit is not a hole.

    spic.

    Like I said, you wouldn't know anything about it.
  3. Originally posted by Joseph Goebbels It's when someone with a really big dick has it buried to the hilt down someone's esophagus and the gag reflex kicks it, the penetrate-ee tries to escape by ducking, but the penetrate-er has a really good grip on their hair, and their orifice tears in a joker-esque manner.

    wow I can feel the edge dripping from this post. Are you 14 or 15?
  4. Originally posted by risk Why are you white knighting for an old, ignorant, Trump supporter. It's honestly getting pretty weird, even for you.

  5. Originally posted by CandyRein You niggas just mad because nobody loves your azzez lmao..

    That’s why you lookin for attention in this… “ playground” losers… :/

    Byeee!

    :)

    You know what, I understand why black people have an accent. I get it. People have been segregated for a long time and its part of the culture.

    But what kind of fucking nigger TYPES in ebonics??? You are irreparably retarded and should be put out of your misery.
  6. Originally posted by Joseph Goebbels I will fuck technologist using your bodily fluids from torn orifices as lubrication

    Go back to 4chan, kid.
  7. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so yours is only small enough to fit into tit holes.

    got it.

    I didnt say tit holes you retard. I said boob HOLE. It's a secret hole that a fag like you wouldn't know anything about so dont worry about it faggot
  8. Originally posted by Stopffs Ok … that’s what I thought.

    STL - she quoted me .. I don’t give two fucks who she was interacting with.

    Shut the fuck up you hood rat slut.
  9. Originally posted by Stopffs Archer … is that actually a photo of tech? I haven’t been around NIS for a year.

    You should leave for another year.
  10. Originally posted by Stopffs Ummmmm … wtf are you quoting me for with your comments?

    #1 - you and your husband make absolutely no matter in my opinion of a giant boob called a titty

    #2 - I don’t see your name in this thread title

    #3 - narcist much? Unless that photo is actually you, you quoting me and your weird comments to my post (opinion about a large boob in this thread) have nothing NADA to do with you and your husband .. fucking weirdo

    Hey why dont you kill yourself you ragged cunt stain?

    #1- Nobody loves you, nor have they ever.

    #2- The only reason you are upset that Tech mentioned her husband is because you can't get laid. Not even during your short stint as a lot liserd.

    #3- Have you seen your face? LOL.

    #4- Send me your address and I will personally come stab you and your entire family. Mess with Technologist and I'll find it for you.

    Do not fuck with Technologist ever again you sore dicked loser.
  11. Quality over quantity
  12. Originally posted by ORACLE Lol one time I shaved my pubes into eyebrows for googly eyes pasted above my dong, for my gf to find when she pulled my pants off

    She pulled off the left eye :!

    Lol does the nose only get hard when you lie, just like Pinocchio?
  13. Originally posted by CASPER Generally they only let you pick them up if theyre sick. Bird flu v1.0 maybe

    Thats what we thought but we asked the bird if it was sick and it said no in a big rumbling voice tru story
  14. Originally posted by Technologist I was trying to give you clues👁👁

    Technical name……nasolacrimal ducts.



    Please stay on topic. No duck discussion.
  15. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson He's a dumb Messican



    Maybe you small dicks can fit it into a sweat pore, but I cant.
  16. Originally posted by Octavian Lol I love how Candy desperately tries to convey this Nicki Minaj persona that fails cause she's an ugly dog.

    Nicki Minaj is already ugly tho lol. She's got a nosejob, dresses in the ugliest clothes, and her husband is a convicted sex offender who raped a girl at knife point. Her older brother got arrested for similar so you know she's fucked in the head and goes searching for these people. Just like CandyRein
  17. Originally posted by BummyMofo No rebuttal, this man has raped his parents^

    Lol thats almost worse than being a pedophile. I dont think I've even thought of this crime yet. Well done.
  18. Originally posted by -SpectraL Have your balls been snipped.

    Nope. Big and hairy as ever.
  19. Originally posted by CASPER i didnt think fleshlights were that long. i feel like id have to duct tape a dildo to the end of my dick to have any chance of that working,

    You can get them that long. They usually tap out at like 8 inches but there are double ended snake hole ones for 2 diks which may work
  20. Originally posted by CASPER I got u beat fam. if my dick was just 24 inches longer i could tit fuck myself.

    You can do a giraffe tittyfuck by sticking a fleshlight between there

    Giraffes use their long necks to reach for the highest and most nutrient filled leaves, so you know this tittufuck is some good shit

    Im going to bed thanks casper
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