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Posts by MexicanMasterRace

  1. Originally posted by ORACLE Giordano's has some high class deep dish too

    Lou Malnati's or fucking kill yourself
  2. 750ml of Evan Williams Kentucky Bourbon
  3. Originally posted by G Cinco de Mayo & Taco Tuesday = $1 tacos, 50 cent extra for avocado but alas they were out. Don't be shunned because your pseudo mexican ass was sonned here, just embrace your guatemalan heritage life will be easier lol.

    You're so easy to troll. I feel bad. It's like taking advantage of a child. I'll let you get back to it. Enjoy your fantasy tacos :)
  4. Originally posted by Octavian §m£ÂgØL come and visit me. Can I visit you? I was thinking seeing Bill Krozby in Texas or Gooks in Canada but I think he's dieded.

    I don't have a place for you right now but I'm definitely down. Can I wash my clothes on your abs?
  5. Nutmeg is pretty good actually. You can make MDMA out of the mystricin, and mescaline from the elmicin. Seriously. It also partially metabolizes into MDMA.

    2-4 Fresh nuts and its basically a sleepy psychedelic stoned feeling that takes 6 hours to kick in but keeps you stoned all day and into the next. I used to take it at night so I could wake up stoned. The hallucinations don't come about till higher doses but I never took it that far. Only did it maybe 5 times.

    It gets an unfair amount of hate because dumbass kids try taking McCormicks instead of using fresh nuts, or for some reason teenagers like to try smoking it. Idk why. I don't know where that idea comes from. You can't fucking smoke it just use google, damn
  6. Originally posted by G Ok dumb fuck the eatery is right on the farm & bakery property lol. It was only $1 TODAY due to being Cinco & TT now run along find a dick torta to chew on lol.

    Today, May 6th? Yeah fucking right. You're a chump and a liar.
  7. Originally posted by Octavian Hiki for having such an offensive nose and Wariat for stealing Oxygen.

    Fuck how could i forget
  8. Originally posted by Netflxchillr


    i wonder how far she had to skhooch that seat back!

    She's not. See: seatbelt behind her

    U jelly?
  9. Originally posted by G Carnitas for dinner earlier, banging as always. Cinco de Mayo & Taco tuesday resulted in $1 tacos made w/ fresh everything. They do their own tortillas,farm their own livestock,herbs,veg etc.




    No they don't. Certainly not for a dollar. You got lied to.
  10. Originally posted by Bill Krozby Thats rad I'm really stoned and I could go for some frosted flakes, I haven't had cereal in over six years.

    Get stoned again and buy a whole bag then eat the whole thing while watching bullshit on TV and masturbating all day

    It's cathartic
  11. Diet Piano

    Sploo

    Sudo

    Hikki

    Wariat
  12. Originally posted by BeeReBuddy

    What happened to the hubcap?

    DietPiano strikes again
  13. Originally posted by G They should do mental/cognitive/competence screening before issuing licenses.

    Why, tired of your license?
  14. Originally posted by Sudo this is the third time you tried to address me ITT. I don't want to acknowledge your existence. Stop

    I have never addressed you. Stop talking to me you fucking pedo. Leave this site and never return. Give me your address in Canada and I will literally come murder you
  15. G definitely looks 60
    I'm really surprised he's 48
  16. I hate you both idk which one to insult
  17. Originally posted by Sudo yes, as long as my nonce husband can ass fuck you for dessert. Would like risotto and plank salmon for the main course

    Why do you have a nonce husband. Nonce.
  18. Originally posted by Bill Krozby Nah lets just be real, you'd be the one in the group pitching a tent checking out asses

    Ur the one talking about dicks and asses. Fag
  19. Originally posted by Sudo so you were a smelly hairy fat gross piece of shit who changed into a butterfly? You definitely sound like a weird rapist who may or may not have a clean stove top.

    What's it like when you "morph?" Your smell morphs too? Forgive me I've never met a boomer power ranger before

    Itt: pedo tries to be better than anyone
  20. No, that's definitely just the smell of beef jerky and old beer.
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