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Posts by MexicanMasterRace

  1. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Coal mining in the 19th century sucked everywhere period. No amount of socialist anti-capitalist policies would have changed that. Just ask any 20th century Russian coal miner.

    Open a book sometime specs
  2. Meth is not a hobby
  3. *tokes*
  4. Good evening FutureMan2030. What are you up to?
  5. Eduardo my love, txt me
  6. Originally posted by gadzooks Lol not particularly.

    In fact, the only reason I would even care about any of the cooking and cleaning and serving me drinks is because I really don't like living with other people, so those tasks would be compensation for having to live with another person.

    Mostly, though, I would be doing it to help a friend out.

    We would also sleep in seperate beds too.

    Or we'd have those side by side twin beds like married couples on 50's TV shows.

    Ok side by side for sure. When can we do the ceremony? How many people are you inviting
  7. Originally posted by Technologist Yes, I’ve done a few penisograms for torn urethras, and this crazy guy that kept sticking paperclips up his pee pee hole.

    delete delete delete delete
  8. What, you want me to eat your ass?
  9. Has everyone here seen the video of him trying to steal someone's phone at a fast food joint?
  10. I want you to marry me for Canadian citizenship. In return I will cook, clean, pour your drinks, and suck your dick. We can get divorced after a few years if you want.

    I'll even wear a wig.
  11. Originally posted by gadzooks I swear I won't do it again.

    what the fuck i said no swears!
  12. Originally posted by CandyRein Just got home not long ago babe I’ll text you 😘

    Okay. I'll text you too :)
  13. Wut in the hell makes you retards come in here ...
  14. Originally posted by gadzooks I swear that I will comply.

    hey thats not allowed
  15. ok well lets get this back on topic. I don't think consciousness is a fractal.

    Sploo, what do you think?
  16. Originally posted by Octavian Just paid 16 quid in a fucking taxi so I can get a bottle of "Hardy's Crest Shiraz" at £7 a bottle.

    It's 14 % but smeeeelz like perfume.

    nowhere close to you that sells booze?
  17. if anyone says a swear or bad word u just say

    'hey thats not allowed'

    and if they give u any problems, u coem to me. got it?
  18. Originally posted by Grylls don’t say that

    ok sorry

    hug?
  19. FOR WHAT?
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