Posts by MexicanMasterRace

1. 2020-06-05 at 3:01 PM UTC in JoePedo?
   

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   Taking acid and going to the park doesn't make Susie cry
2. 2020-06-05 at 3 PM UTC in JoePedo?
   

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   Originally posted by Kev Yeah I see graphic smileys on here, but my text smileys dont seem to convert to them, what am i doing wrong?
   
   MMR, so is possessing scheduled substances, whats your point?

   
   Smoking weed in my garage doesn't traumatize children.
3. 2020-06-05 at 2:59 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
   

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   Originally posted by SpatianHaigency God fucking DAMN I hate snails so much. These retarded motherfucks always position themselves in high traffic areas and get crunched like suicidal fucking idiots and make me feel a combination of guilt, disgust, and disdain. Would not mind them undergoing an extinction event.

   
   Where do you live you see this many snails lol
   
   I'm imagining you swerving to avoid them on the road while shouting about all these goddamned snails and fucking snails goddamn snails again
4. 2020-06-05 at 2:57 PM UTC in white nationalists posing as anti-fa, thousands of accounts banned
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Sounds like you stopped drinking the kool-aid and started plugging it.

   
   Ok terrorist
5. 2020-06-05 at 2:57 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
   

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   Originally posted by Headspin Fentanyl

   
   Does fentanyl feel as good as opiates?
6. 2020-06-05 at 2:56 PM UTC in Command and Conquer Remastered - release day
   

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   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, not just improved graphics, see the features list.
   
   and remastered "now", it comes out today.

   
   Course for the course, all those remastered games add little insignificant bullshit.
   
   I said re-remaster not remaster. Sometimes games get 3 iterations. OG sonic has probably had 4 or 5.
7. 2020-06-05 at 2:18 PM UTC in Store owners fend off looters with guns
   

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   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny im patentimg this idea :
   
   detachable shift sticks.
   
   via a concealed push button, your shift stick can be detached and be used as a defensive weapon.
   
   venture capitalists wanted.

   
   Just keep a gun in your steering wheel holster. All American made cars should have one.
8. 2020-06-05 at 2:17 PM UTC in Store owners fend off looters with guns
   

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   Originally posted by Bill Krozby I have a knife.
   
   And A club with nails nailed some of the way in. I was attacked by a pack of emus omce and luckily i had two if those bad boys on me to kick ass and chew bubble gum

   
   A knife is a dumb weapon for self defense. Almost no stopping power and can easily be taken and used against you. Most people don't even realize when they get stabbed until after when it starts hurting.
   
   Its Texas so you should at least get a sword. I think 3ft is the limit which is more than enough for keeping people back. Slash someone and they'll know it. Plus if you swing, they're not gonna be trying to grab it from you like they might a bat.
   
   Knives are fucking dumb tho. Don't get into knife fights.
9. 2020-06-05 at 1:51 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
   

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   What's the cheapest drug combo you can hit the LD50 with
10. 2020-06-05 at 1:47 PM UTC in Store owners fend off looters with guns
    

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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby This i just ordered a baton and one end is also a flash light so i can do my part

    
    Lol I saw a car battery that had like a little hammer on it and a flashlight and radio and probably sucked your dick too
    
    I thought it was perfect for keeping a weapon in the car without a cop asking about it.
    
    No need for your lawyer's baseball glove you know? Club type weapons are illegal for self defense
    
    And yes even in Texas.
11. 2020-06-05 at 1:40 PM UTC in Command and Conquer Remastered - release day
    

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    20 for an old game with slightly improved graphics lol.
    
    Re-remaster when?
12. 2020-06-05 at 1:37 PM UTC in Store owners fend off looters with guns
    

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    Good they deserve it. Fuck looters.
13. 2020-06-05 at 1:36 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    

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    Originally posted by Grylls Good morning. That is good, eggs are nutritious and also delicious. I hope you will enjoy them today.

    
    Good evening Grylls. Yes eggs are full of protein and I will be eating two of them. Do you think toast goes good with eggs?
    
    Have you bought your eggs yet? Lol
14. 2020-06-05 at 1:35 PM UTC in IM programs with chatrooms
    

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    Me too Lanny
15. 2020-06-05 at 1:34 PM UTC in Trumps hair is gray.
    

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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Big Mac sauce is just thousand island dressing

    
    Its different. No ketchup which is a major component. Twang comes from something else
16. 2020-06-05 at 1:33 PM UTC in Trumps hair is gray.
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Big mac sauce?
    
    What the fuck is that, I thought they used secret sauce on big macs…which is white.

    
    It's the name of the sauce. It's yellowish not white. I think.
    
    Few years ago they started selling this shit in gallon jugs and I remember seeing yellow orange for the big mac sauce. You can also ask for it in the little tubs some places I'm pretty sure.
17. 2020-06-05 at 1:27 PM UTC in Random pallets of bricks appearing in multiple protest locations across the US
    

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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I prefer the guns that shoot 360° around a wall

    
    Around the corner, through the wall, and back into your gun to shoot again. They call it the boomerang bullet
18. 2020-06-05 at 1:26 PM UTC in Hyena eating bones like Star Trek eats crisps
    

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    Idk ask an Australian. I met an Australian from New Zealand once and that's what he called them
19. 2020-06-05 at 1:25 PM UTC in I slept for 14 hours
    

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    Originally posted by Cly weren't you the tard trying to say that beer and jager has a higher concentration of alcohol than jager alone? with all due respect

    
    Lol you know he was trolling right
20. 2020-06-05 at 1:23 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    

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    Good afternoon Octavian and Grylls. I am going to eat some eggs for breakfast.
    
    Lol