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2020-06-09 at 11:38 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!enthrall yourself onto my fat dick u white cunt
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2020-06-09 at 11:30 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?How does wall paint differ in quality? I've never shopped for this kind of paint but I'm familiar with artistic paints.
I mean no matter what you're doing 2 coats right? -
2020-06-09 at 9:52 PM UTC in The three most handsome guys on here
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2020-06-09 at 9:52 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?30ml of 35mg/ml nicotine salt mango guava limon flavor
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2020-06-09 at 9:49 PM UTC in Check this shit outfrala you gotta remove that Cynthia shit this is disturbing.
If you don't remove it I'm going to make it my avatar too. It's your choice. -
2020-06-09 at 9:29 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!sorry for writing that
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2020-06-09 at 9:29 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN This is the type of shit I'm looking for. Talking about stuff regular people don't want to acknowledge exist. You're alright. For a mexican.
Lol you should give it a read. Dude is incredibly delusional. His 'in' is as a photographer and he's supposed to be taking pictures for some dolphin training book. One day a dolphin rubs her pussy against his wetsuit and he gets a chub. this was in front of everyone and he talked about how he wish it could've gone farther.
After that the dolphin begins communicating with him and telling him that he's a lot more open than other humans. Evidently all dolphins have this power of telepathy but they choose not to use it because they think humans are boring.
Their relationship develops as he begins smoking more and more weed and getting more alone time with the dolphin. Eventually he gets a girlfriend and the dolphin gets PISSED and bites him in the water while he's trying to play. They talked this out through telepathy later. He ends up losing the girlfriend who he never told about any of this. Goes to her house to apologize and it's the most awkward fucking thing, he eventually gets kicked out for eating the crusty leftover bits on her stove. She's so fucking disgusted and he's just not understanding because 'it's perfectly good food'
Not sure where it is in the timeline but at one point the dolphin communicates with him and tries to show him what it's like to be a dolphin. He has a fucking blast eating fish and swimming freely through the ocean. Pages and pages of how amazing this psychedelic-like experience is.
He snaps out of it when his bed breaks and his roomate busts in the door. Evidently he was flopping around naked on his bed SO HARD that it broke. When his roomate comes in he lies and says he was just masturbating.
When he moves away the dolphin APPARENTLY died almost immediately after because of loneliness. Likely what happened is that the conditions in that park were so fucking bad because they were already in the process of shutting it down and shipping out their dolphins.
Most of the sex he has with the dolphin is just fingering but when he does actually fuck it, the whole thing happens underwater as this female dolphin is swimming away from male dolphins and apparently trying to protect his ass from them while also making sure he has enough air to keep on fucking her. This is the main reason I wanted to read the book. I expected just a dude who was into dolphins, you know? Maybe he would talk about social norms and shit. Maybe talk about dolphin vagina which is actually pretty cool because it's deep as hell and 3 chambered with suction/push power to keep out sea water/rapey dolphin dick. It's actually super muscular.
BUT NO
NO
none of that.
Dude was straight up mentally ill and the whole book was about telepathy and living as an animal and about how nobody understands him. I did not agree with his logic or reasoning at all and found it hard to keep reading but for some fucking reason I read the whole damn book except for some part where he talked about his new family life. I skipped ahead to the dolphin ghost scene.
Personally I would probably fuck a dolphin if I had the chance and I knew it wanted to. I had a dream about fucking a dolphin with a super dry vagina (?) when i was in highschool and I never really got over it. And the way this dude describes it, that dolphin was 100% coming on to him. His friends saw it too and it embarrassed the hell out of him. Like having your dog hump you at a party and you have to be like, "No Lucy, not here." -
2020-06-09 at 6:21 PM UTC in I was out in thw fleshnet today
Originally posted by Kev Who said it was intentional? just face it, you got a needle dick. ^^
If you say you'll do something before you do it its probably intentional you retard. I get you're so sex starved and eager you'll fuck a piece of plastic in half at first chance but most of us are not 14 years old anymore -
2020-06-09 at 6:16 PM UTC in Vote (R) this election season!
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2020-06-09 at 6:16 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬grylls and futureman you think egg curry is any good?
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2020-06-09 at 6:15 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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2020-06-09 at 6:15 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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2020-06-09 at 6:15 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬nice
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2020-06-09 at 6:13 PM UTC in I was out in thw fleshnet today
Originally posted by Kev It took you a week to break a single-use fleshlight? LULZ
nigguh, my cock would tear that apart during the first thrust.
They're not single-use you dumb fuck. No such thing.
And yeah anybody can break it with a penis over 4 inches but most people don't intentionally try to break their sex toys. It's still pretty stretchy and can probably go over 7 inches but it thins out the material and eventually your cock pokes through -
2020-06-09 at 6:11 PM UTC in Vote (R) this election season!Nah malcom x was batshit crazy and so are you.
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2020-06-09 at 6:10 PM UTC in Vote (R) this election season!
Originally posted by Kev I spent my entire life being a virtue-signaling soy-boy SJW cunt until a few years ago, now here i am calling you out on that same cringey behavior. see how that works?
People grow up and change. he didnt die in 1965, he was fucking murdered. by those same racist fucks he left behind, he was deprived of the chance to fully realize his transformation.
I dont think anyone compares him to MLK, they were both civil rights advocates with different strategies. People like malcolm x because he was the no-bullshit nigga who called a spade a spade while MLK wanted to be all appeasing and polite and put on a facade, not that he was wrong.
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2020-06-09 at 6:09 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Originally posted by Grylls Wow, never seen that before
And never heard of tea eggs wth
yea man they soak hard boiled eggs in tea and they have a bit of flavor to them. I'm not a fan of these particular eggs but they're still pretty good considering they are eggs.
Asians like adding tea to fucking everything. -
2020-06-09 at 6:05 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬more devil egg
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2020-06-09 at 6:05 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬Have you ever had tea eggs?
I think they're OK
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2020-06-09 at 6:04 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
