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Posts by MexicanMasterRace

  1. Originally posted by Obbe I've been playing singleplayer more than anything. I just wanted to see what was happening on this one.

    I think he wants more people to play with though.

    If it's the dude I'm thinking of we should invite him. He comes on a few times a week and has told me he enjoys how small our server was. But he was like 20k out or something because of griefers.

    It sucks. I love playing this game with people and seeing what we can build together, but some asshole always has to ruin it.

    I miss when I used to be 'mayor' of a Total Miners' server. If my old ass computer hadn't died I'd post pics. We had a guy on there that was really good and taught me how to build the pagodas and viking longhouses and so much other shit. My town was so in depth. You had to buy property, pay taxes, I had fucking law enforcement that I paid. One time I uncovered an illegal gold duping operation and I seized the guy's house so he had to camp out in the woods until he made enough to buy his land back. Land had 'zones' which were protected so only certain players could edit them or open chests/doors/etc.

    If you didn't play for 30 days and thus didn't pay property taxes (lol) your home would be foreclosed and sold off. There was an auction for these at one point and we had a courthouse where we did mock trials.

    There was also a 'pirate town' of people who didn't want to play my city game, but they were considered outlaws so you could kill them/wreck their shit without any punishment.

    Once I had a population of like 50+ the zones started getting funky and would not work. I shut it down after that but it was probably one of the most unique gaming experiences I've ever had and I've never found anything like that that isn't overtly complicated or on a server with hundreds of people and established bases. It was pretty jediy I'll admit, but it was awesome to see everything come together. Half this shit was not my idea but was suggested by my constable. I had two other admins who helped keep it running. This went on for like 5 months.

    I should hit them up and see what they're up to. Maybe they'll join.
  2. Originally posted by Sudo you should convert to someone a lot smarter first

    Look dude I'm serious can you help me out? How did you become Muslim? Is there a form I have to fill? I'm being genuine here.
  3. I thought I'd try it out lol.

    Are there any guides or beginner books I can read to help me out? I want my 72 virgins.
  4. Originally posted by Sudo Im not really trying to insult you, its depressing to know Im conversing over the internet with someone as pathetic as you. I will just pray that you die quickly and rid the world of your unappealing body and face and subpar malfunctioning brainstem and are reincarnated as someone useful and tasteful.

    Is shitposting haram?
  5. Originally posted by Obbe I forgot his name. He told me he is building a monument for his girlfriend who also plays on the server. Out of wood. You could say he is erecting it. A wooden erection for his girlfriend.

    Lol that's adorable.
  6. 'aight cya soon bro'
  7. Originally posted by -SpectraL Another really die hard car is the Chevy Chevette. This thing will take anything and keep going, and you get loads of miles per gallon on it. It's got a rubber-band engine on it, but a really tough one. Super simple to fix. Not a lot of parts on it. If you want a car that will last you literally 20 years or longer, that's the one.

    Lol
  8. Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. Get big lil nigga

    I am big ;)
  9. Originally posted by Kev Microdosing acid, never thought of it. You tried 2CB?

    Never :(

    Originally posted by Kev Scratch what i said abut xanax not increasing tactile sensation, im on some right now and i definitely do feel that, but not as much as on other benzos. im gonna have a nice good nights sleep very soon

    benzos r gay drop acid instead.
  10. Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal My nose isn't big at all
    Ass face

    See, you have to make up shit by claiming a picture I introduced as my asshole as my face.

    I am commenting on something real. The big nose on your face. We've all seen it. You're the only one who thinks it isn't big.
  11. Joker is the only good superhero movie. I am a sucker for unreliable narrators though.
  12. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny o, i forgot you dont have a front yard.

    ???
  13. Originally posted by AngryIVer Would the correct usage be "Your mom doesn't count insofar as women are concerned"? I'm seeing examples, but the phrase feels almost cumbersome compared to less try-hard phrases.

    There's really no equivalent as flexible in modern English. It didn't sound cumbersome 200 years ago when people innately understood what it meant and how to use it. It's like calling someone 'sie' or 'thou'.

    "Your mom insofar as I know is a whore"

    "Your mom is a whore insofar that she sucks off truckers behind the Arby's"
  14. Originally posted by Obbe I hopped on to check out how destroyed New Sinapore is and try to get back to my base. there is some lonely dude playing on this server all by himself.

    Lol the wolf dude?
  15. Originally posted by Bill Krozby fact check it yourself. larry monks in texas. sorry but not sorry that my dad is better than your fake asian dad. your father is a phantom and a menace and that leaves you no one.

    Lol you're so desperate. Posting your own dad's name? God.
  16. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you will change your mind in an instant when these protestors 'peaceably' assemble on your front yard.

    They already have. There are protests here every weekend. I honk if I go past.

    Nothing got destroyed or vandalized.
  17. Originally posted by Bill Krozby I showed up to the last one. It's just her mom is such a cocktress and lied to me to get pregnant because her boyfriend decided not to marry her. All the girls in seguin tell me I dodged a bullet by not marrying her and I did the right thing. I was never even with her she was just some girl I fucked for a couple of months and I got a girlfriend.

  18. Originally posted by Bill Krozby Hey but can you answer his question? Why did you even make this thread and been posting my pi the last few days? I'm not tripping about it.. its just pretty lackluster and strange how you and hdl follow me around like this.

    This isn't your PI. This is your criminal record. I explicitly left out your identifying information. Not that everyone doesn't already have it.

    The point is so that the non-scumbags of this site can identify you as a woman strangling scumbag. No surprise that multiple convicts came to your defense lol.

    The only defense you have is to attack me because you cannot rationalize or justify strangling a woman other than 'she deserved it' which is just hilarious. Men who hit women are of the lowest caliber of men. When hydro did dumb shit I just restrained her. I never hit her despite her hitting me because I knew it wouldn't be a fair fight to her.

    People like you think in terms of vengeance and don't consider the position of power you have over the majority of women.

    This aside, you STRANGLED her. That is damn near attempted murder. You tried to kill someone because they were wrecking your dollar store dishes. Are you really too fragile that you can't restrain someone weaker than you?

    Like I said, men who hit women are 9/10 weak ass bitches with no control over their emotions. Men who strangle women are even worse. PLUS you're a deadbeat dad. How many times have you seen your kid this year?
  19. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    pakis are just angry, self loathing indians who refuse to identify themselves as indians.

    but of course i dont expect a retarded spic like you to understand anything more complex than taking it up your gay, faggot, ass.

    No, they're Pakistani. They are from Pakistan.
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