Originally posted by Sophie
Sorry, was scrolling through TRT and saw this.
It's a good joke, but the delivery should be a little like: Hi, Chloeianne? Cool, that's my gf's name. Well, we've only just met. Then send her a heart or a flower emoji.
That's pretty charming. I mean if i was a real grill i'd swoon no doubt.
Also, guy i know that goes by the name of Mikey accidentally shot his homie through the face while showing off his pistol. Homie dead now and Mikey is institutionalized. Fucking rip. F's in the chat boys.
he'll do like a month in a netherlands prison where life is better than in America. In Canada the most you'd get is 5 if it was an actual accident. One guy I know was smoking crack with someone and shot off the other guys arm and they both came up with the story that it was an accident. Meanwhile there were 2 kids in the house at the time. A childhood friend of mine was cleaning a .45 and dropped it of something and it shot down through the next floor and hit a childs bed and he also got 5 years. Now his face is covered in tattoos and its like wtf where's my old buddy I used to play baseball with. I went to prison too (not at the same time as him though) and I don't have any face tats
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I would apply echoes but I'd wear out my keyboard.
Most atheist groups, in the US and Ireland both, are run by jedis as well. They do shit like object to crosses being used in memorials to dead World War 1 soldiers and other jediy shit.
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Originally posted by Solstice
I need anger management, I almost beat the shit out of a gas station clerk just now for being a dick and giving me shitty service. I sat in my car outside the store and had to talk myself out of going back in to fight him because i remembered I'm still on probation and don't like jail.
You might watch this. It has transformed me from a very angry driver to one who doesn't give a shit. People drive right out in front of me and I just stop and don't even notice that I had to slam on the brakes until much later.
The TLDW on anger is that is due to us expecting more than we were given. Like that everyone we meet will be competent. Not true. Yet we have no right to expect that it would be. We meet morons and fools and bluffers and old people and psychopaths constantly.
There's more to it than that of course. I would recommend all of DeBotton's 6 part BBC series to you. He's a kike, but not a malevolent one.
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I need anger management, I almost beat the shit out of a gas station clerk just now for being a dick and giving me shitty service. I sat in my car outside the store and had to talk myself out of going back in to fight him because i remembered I'm still on probation and don't like jail.
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Originally posted by fucking_weirdo
my hands are totally fucked up from getting cut and getting shards of glass stuck in them and burning and also caustic chemicals
U breaking bad,,,?
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