Originally posted by CASPER
Iโm redeeming a story for additional lolcats.
I once knew this nigger named G who was an absolute nigger like a gigantic nigger.
His mom was a super diversity black neighborhood council mucketymuck and she had a ton of money and they lived 8n Baldwin Hills.
G was just an absolute garbage person mostly bc he knew his mom would bail him out.
He went to Beverly Hills high, and as the token black kid, started his own crip โsetโ entitled Beverly Hills Baby Gangster Crips. I once had the pleasure of witnessing one of his friends tell him during a gun deal that he needed to stop running his mouth about shit โon neighborhoodโ, bc he wasnโt a fucking crip, he was driving his moms car, and we had just returned from his college tutoring session.
Anyway G is a huuuuuuuge dumpster fire. Just as a handful of quick examples, he made his Mexican gf give him head in a crowded restaurant full of people while he smoked a foil of heroin, and then proceeded to urinate beer piss all over every seat in the back row of INDIANA JONES AND THE K8NGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL which he procla8med to be โwhite people shitโ. He was probably right. He also had some of the worst hygiene Iโve ever seen in my life. He smelled like constant BO despite wearing $1500 outfits. He reached in his pants to scratch his balls constantly and always wanted to hit your blunt. He threw up multiple times a day. Just nasty nasty fucking dude.
Anyway I get a call fro his gf one night and sheโs frantic and needs me there. Not wanting to lose one of my best customers, I head over.
I get there and she answers the door with a bloody mouth. I walk inside and heโs at the kitchen sink, eyes closed drooling, eating a piece of fried kpchicken with one hand and lazily masturbating with the other. They got in a fight when she wouldnโt give him the last of her heroin, so he then took the heroin, did the rest of the cocaine, took some ambien, and then 8 expired sample packs of Zyprexa that he had for some strange reason. So now heโs sleepwalking, completely unconscious! Eating chicken and jerking off.For years I had a whole drawer full of 2007 zyprexa covered I black char melted balloons and baking soda, bc steph asked me to take all the stuff that night.
But yeah. Way to be a stereotype bro.
I got you. Good story. Thanks.
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Originally posted by Solstice
I need anger management, I almost beat the shit out of a gas station clerk just now for being a dick and giving me shitty service. I sat in my car outside the store and had to talk myself out of going back in to fight him because i remembered I'm still on probation and don't like jail.
You too?
I get off probation in like a month or something, it'll be fabulous.
What happens if you get arrested after your probation's up for something that happened when you were on probation?
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Originally posted by Sudo
I'm averaging 300mg of rso in edibles a day for the last week or 2. Usually only smoke maybe 2 joints and no cigarettes so I'm basically the healthiest I've ever been in my life. I eat arabic food and drink vitamin water just about every day
I'm so glad I'm not in jail rn. 15 people on the day room I would be going to were just charged with conspiracy to commit murder (of someone I know and dislike) and if I was there I know I would be obliged to partake. I'm so sick of wasting time, I feel if I make it til march I'll make it til June and if I make it through June I'm good until september. It's a daily struggle but not drinking is the biggest thing for me rn. Two friends of mine I've both known 13-15 years are playing on the same bill tonight and invited me to come and I'm so glad I ditched (after of course saying I would try to make it) to spend my time reading, listening to music and facetiming a friend of mine in another country.
Thank all you guys for being here and thus helping me these last 8 months. Every person that has contributed to this website, even one shitpost has helped shape it and thus my choices for the last little bit. Muah
Your struggle helps me. After all those years fucked up/ hungover etc. I'm just ready to be normal. I honestly don't see the pleasure in it all now. Saving money, being more sociable with like minded people, learning new things,fuck, even having the patience to read again is a blessing. I can be a cunt to some users on here but it's to be taken with a pinch of salt.
That is ofcourse you are not a sex offender, otherwise I hope you fucking die of cancer.
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I'm averaging 300mg of rso in edibles a day for the last week or 2. Usually only smoke maybe 2 joints and no cigarettes so I'm basically the healthiest I've ever been in my life. I eat arabic food and drink vitamin water just about every day
Thank all you guys for being here and thus helping me these last 8 months. Every person that has contributed to this website, even one shitpost has helped shape it and thus my choices for the last little bit. Muah
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Originally posted by Solstice
I need anger management, I almost beat the shit out of a gas station clerk just now for being a dick and giving me shitty service. I sat in my car outside the store and had to talk myself out of going back in to fight him because i remembered I'm still on probation and don't like jail.
You're a prime candidate to commit second degree murder.
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