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2019-11-22 at 3:40 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐
Originally posted by DietPiano I typed a reply to this earlier but my phone deleted it and I passed out
Sploo, basically none of that is true.
What do you mean by situation? Ultimately apart from semantics it doesn't really matter. You don't know what you're talking about.
Right, yeah, the only difference is that I work and you don't. But also that I live with roommates whereas you live with your mom and dad now and your entire life, and don't support yourself financially or in literally any other way including helping around the house, or outside of the house, or cooking or doing any kinds of chores whatsoever including unclogging the toilet you clog every other day; and that you aren't in college right now (even though they're obviously in session because that's how college works) even though you have literally zero responsibilities unlike me who goes to school and works full time despite having pain and nervous system disorders preventing me from doing certain types of jobs; you don't have a family that hates you and treats you shit even though you don't treat them like shit, you treat your family like shit and they treat you like a prince in your bundyfap dungeon, they give you a 20 dollar a day drug allowance, you beat up your dad and tried to bottle him recently for no reason other than because you have behavioral problems, you harass your neighbors and steal from them and vandalize their property for no reason, you get the police called on you by your parents and your neighbors and get let off the hook, you've never been to jail unlike me but you seem to think going to jail in new york city is a good idea and you try to keep getting arrested for that express purpose, your dad pays you 20 dollars a day to go to college so you don't drop out, you complain you haven't met anybody in college, yet all you do is play on your phone during class whereas I made friends with my classmates and use my phone to text girls from my classes after school instead, I go to sports games at my college and pro games and played some in high school and I do stuff outside like shooting and hiking, you don't do anything outside. You play the same 3 video games over and over on repeat, I haven't had a tv set up in over a year.
I talk to my ex gf sometimes whereas you send threats to a girl named Gods that you don't even know and think that she was your girlfriend because she kept blocking you (from social media) in seductive ways. You jack off to cockroaches and girls getting raped then eating shit then getting killed because it will retrain your brain into becoming psychopathic, which will obviously help you unfuck your life and get you a girlfriend, which is also why you're obsessed with IQ scores and how many mental health diagnoses you recieve. You do several bottles of cough syrup each week and well as bottles of diarrhea medicine that kills you, and fucking tylenol and aspirin because you clearly want to die and wonder why you've been feeling like you're dying. Not to mention snorting the ยงmยฃรgรL-tier reddit drugs that don't even get you high. Neither do utterly neglect my hygiene by going weeks without brushing my teeth and showering despite the fact that you jack off as much as your brain will let you sometimes.
For some reason you haven't bought new clothes in years to the point where all your shirts have necklines that have worn almost to the nipple (not vnecks), which I didn't even know was possible, I mean the only way I can imagine it happening is if you somehow VIOLENTLY rip them off of your head as hard as you can every single time you take them off, but roshambo had some like that as well but not quite as bad, so maybe you guys learned that from each other. Strangely enough you finally bought some more after I told you to and cut your hair (didn't feel as good about that one tbqh). You complain about ruining your life like a total MOON PERSON and then ask for advice on how to fix it and when given really good advice from multiple people you try to find as many excuses as possible as to why you shouldn't even attempt to do any of it and then when we get you in a corner you can't possibly back any further from you ignore us until you think we forgot about it and then you go back to doing what you really want to do, which is both nothing and complaining about the same thing you did nothing to attempt to rectify like a total MOON PERSON.
This was pretty funny. The best thing about my situation is it makes posts like this. I'm going to reread it ten times for an ego boost -
2019-11-22 at 3:11 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐Have a nice day :3
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2019-11-22 at 3:09 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐No
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2019-11-22 at 3:02 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐What are you doing with your life that is any better by comparison
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2019-11-22 at 2:56 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐I agree it doesnt sound attractive. Its just comfortable. I dont expect it to be sustained forever. I should be allowed to enjoy myself while in the limbo period of switching colkeges/joining school clubs/school internships
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2019-11-22 at 2:28 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐I might sell research chemicals one day since no legal penalty
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2019-11-22 at 2:17 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐Also none of my actions ever seem to have any sort of consequence for some reason. Maybe Im the chosen one
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2019-11-22 at 2:13 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐My lifestyle has both upsides and downsides imo. Its definitely not all bad. On the downsides im incapable of taking care of myself, have no lifeskills, im always bored and kinda depressed, and im totally isolated. But on the upsides other people literally do everything for me, I have no responsibilities whatsoever. Im free to do whatever I want whenever I want and never have to do anything even mildly unpleasant like taking out the trash or washing dishes or cooking. In a way I live like a king. I am catered to and am allowed to have fun 24/7 if im in the mood too.
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2019-11-22 at 1:54 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐You have poo skin and are the missing link between man and cromagnon
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2019-11-22 at 1:42 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐Dont want to be a wage cuck
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2019-11-22 at 1:33 AM UTC in I like to laugh, do you?Ill break your ribs bromo dragonfly
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2019-11-22 at 1:22 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐I dunno what u mean. I dont remember a time when i had better plans
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2019-11-22 at 1:05 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐I just need to have a kid with any woman i can find to spread my puzzle genes and then abandon him with his mom and i will feel like i have accomplished my life duties
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2019-11-22 at 1:02 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐I wonder if i could get govmnt money ssi or disability.
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2019-11-22 at 12:59 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐Give mme a million u millionaire ill send you my paypal
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2019-11-22 at 12:45 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐
Originally posted by ORACLE Sploo, grasshopper.
Get a job, any job. Open up Craigslist, open up your local newspaper's website, look for any fucking job, minimum wage, scraping shitters, I don't give a fuck. Learn how to take care of yourself. Learn how to be a fucking man.
You are in your 20s and have no skills, no friends, no education. You're generating $0 and costing someone so etching to keep alive. You seem to think you deserve something.
Maybe you'll say "no I fucked up I deserve nothing" as a meme but the thing is that you haven't really actually internalised your situation: you are not going to get a job you like, you are not going to come up with some brilliant master stroke that will claw you out of the hole, you're not going to have the balls to kill yourself, you're not gonna win some cosmic lottery and find yourself in the life you desire.
You are at the very bottom of the bottom. Everyone you ever looked down on, the janitors, the housekeepers, the waiters, they are fucking WAY above you.
On some level you still view this like it's a cartoon playing in your head. You are utterly out of touch with reality. You need to eat shit at a job to prove you're worth something in a not shit eating position. And understand what it feels like to eat shit and grind and make some money.
You need to come to terms with the fact that you are not worth shit and you need to do the shittiest, down lowest jobs to even compete right now. You don't get to pick. You take what you get.
And stop taking shitty online tests. If you want to fill some forms, fill out a shitload of job applications tomorrow. If you can ride a bike, go do Uber Eats.
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2019-11-22 at 12:16 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐personality disintegration. fragmentation of the personality to such an extent that the individual no longer presents a unified, predictable set of beliefs, attitudes, traits, and behavioral responses. The most extreme examples of disintegrated, disorganized personality are found in the schizophrenias.
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2019-11-22 at 12:09 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐Ah fuck im back to taking a bunch of personality tests to figure out wtf is wrong with me. I still have no idea. Having nonspecific incurable symptoms of every mental illness is shitty and lulz
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2019-11-21 at 10:14 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐
Originally posted by mmQ Well said. I like that this last segment of retarded thread really got some long posts and half decent discussion about depression.
What's wrong with being forever alone? Obviously you're not alone if you have internet access. I've sort of resigned myself to the fact that I dont care anymore. Lol. I just dont care. But I also do. I dont care about having a wife or whatever. I guess I do have some friends and sex people if I want but I usually dont.
You'll be ok splooge gook. Just embrace yourself. Rainbows and hearts.
Im one of those borderlineish people who put relationships on a pedestal and obsess over them and have love/hate episodes and regular emotional breakdowns. Also its been like 5 years i have a sex drive i dont want to only relate to my computer screen -
2019-11-21 at 10:09 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐Im literally going to have to relearn how to interact with people because 10 years isolation drug abuse giving myself autism. Eye contact makes me ultra self conscious and nervous. Am i doomed to failure
