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  1. Rrr African Astronaut
    I dunno what u mean. I dont remember a time when i had better plans
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Rrr I dunno what u mean. I dont remember a time when i had better plans

    I guess you just seemed capable of more. That's what I would tell you on zoklet between pictures of my penis. Makes me think I didn't send you enough of those
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  3. Rrr African Astronaut
    Dont want to be a wage cuck
  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    No one will hire you anyway
  5. Rrr African Astronaut
    You have poo skin and are the missing link between man and cromagnon
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Rrr Dont want to be a wage cuck

    It's part of life and I hate to sound like your dad but it builds character and empirical knowledge of which you have none. Even figuring out how the frosty machine works at wendys would be good for you. If you don't start with doing something, you're never going to be useful to anybody. You have no discipline, only obsession. Your self esteem is fucking low and you see yourself as "other" when it comes to society. Captain paki is right that you should get a job. I wasn't even talking about that but you're just such a weak little burned out faggot, if you get any kind of job, any at all, it would be good for you in every single way. The problem is you have to pretend not to be a burned out faggot during the interview so practice every moment of every day from now until then.
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  8. Rrr African Astronaut
    My lifestyle has both upsides and downsides imo. Its definitely not all bad. On the downsides im incapable of taking care of myself, have no lifeskills, im always bored and kinda depressed, and im totally isolated. But on the upsides other people literally do everything for me, I have no responsibilities whatsoever. Im free to do whatever I want whenever I want and never have to do anything even mildly unpleasant like taking out the trash or washing dishes or cooking. In a way I live like a king. I am catered to and am allowed to have fun 24/7 if im in the mood too.
  9. Rrr African Astronaut
    Also none of my actions ever seem to have any sort of consequence for some reason. Maybe Im the chosen one
  10. Rrr African Astronaut
    I might sell research chemicals one day since no legal penalty
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Rrr My lifestyle has both upsides and downsides imo. Its definitely not all bad. On the downsides im incapable of taking care of myself, have no lifeskills, im always bored and kinda depressed, and im totally isolated. But on the upsides other people literally do everything for me, I have no responsibilities whatsoever. Im free to do whatever I want whenever I want and never have to do anything even mildly unpleasant like taking out the trash or washing dishes or cooking. In a way I live like a king. I am catered to and am allowed to have fun 24/7 if im in the mood too.

    You are a child. No, a baby. You're regressing and soon you'll just be an autistic sperm cell.

    You think you're the first faggot who can't deal with the real world so he hid in mommy and daddy's little cocoon? That only appeals to the most pathetic.

    Maybe having some self of responsiblity might give you a sense of worth or you might be able to demonstrate some value in your existence if you ever hope to have a gf again. Goddamn, this post is fucking depressing. Not to get all boomer but goddamn, how could this be attractive to all but the most coddled of bitches? This isn't an attractive fantasy for a male.

    You can't justify being a complete failure at life because of the microscopic benefits of being a NEET with your fucking parents.

    I have to believe that you know this is pathetic but you're regressing so hard your IQ is plummeting by the minute
  12. Rrr African Astronaut
    I agree it doesnt sound attractive. Its just comfortable. I dont expect it to be sustained forever. I should be allowed to enjoy myself while in the limbo period of switching colkeges/joining school clubs/school internships
  13. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    i need some R&rr

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  14. Rrr African Astronaut
    What are you doing with your life that is any better by comparison
  15. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Rrr What are you doing with your life that is any better by comparison

    me?
  16. Rrr African Astronaut
    No
  17. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    okay
  18. Rrr African Astronaut
    Have a nice day :3
  19. Originally posted by Rrr You arent in much of a different situation than im in besides work but you never seem to find your existence empty because you spend all day thinking up essays in your head about your doctor appointments and yelling at your sister. Also youre not always dying like i am for some reason
    I typed a reply to this earlier but my phone deleted it and I passed out


    Sploo, basically none of that is true.

    What do you mean by situation? Ultimately apart from semantics it doesn't really matter. You don't know what you're talking about.

    Right, yeah, the only difference is that I work and you don't. But also that I live with roommates whereas you live with your mom and dad now and your entire life, and don't support yourself financially or in literally any other way including helping around the house, or outside of the house, or cooking or doing any kinds of chores whatsoever including unclogging the toilet you clog every other day; and that you aren't in college right now (even though they're obviously in session because that's how college works) even though you have literally zero responsibilities unlike me who goes to school and works full time despite having pain and nervous system disorders preventing me from doing certain types of jobs; you don't have a family that hates you and treats you shit even though you don't treat them like shit, you treat your family like shit and they treat you like a prince in your bundyfap dungeon, they give you a 20 dollar a day drug allowance, you beat up your dad and tried to bottle him recently for no reason other than because you have behavioral problems, you harass your neighbors and steal from them and vandalize their property for no reason, you get the police called on you by your parents and your neighbors and get let off the hook, you've never been to jail unlike me but you seem to think going to jail in new york city is a good idea and you try to keep getting arrested for that express purpose, your dad pays you 20 dollars a day to go to college so you don't drop out, you complain you haven't met anybody in college, yet all you do is play on your phone during class whereas I made friends with my classmates and use my phone to text girls from my classes after school instead, I go to sports games at my college and pro games and played some in high school and I do stuff outside like shooting and hiking, you don't do anything outside. You play the same 3 video games over and over on repeat, I haven't had a tv set up in over a year.

    I talk to my ex gf sometimes whereas you send threats to a girl named Gods that you don't even know and think that she was your girlfriend because she kept blocking you (from social media) in seductive ways. You jack off to cockroaches and girls getting raped then eating shit then getting killed because it will retrain your brain into becoming psychopathic, which will obviously help you unfuck your life and get you a girlfriend, which is also why you're obsessed with IQ scores and how many mental health diagnoses you recieve. You do several bottles of cough syrup each week and well as bottles of diarrhea medicine that kills you, and fucking tylenol and aspirin because you clearly want to die and wonder why you've been feeling like you're dying. Not to mention snorting the §m£ÂgØL-tier reddit drugs that don't even get you high. Neither do utterly neglect my hygiene by going weeks without brushing my teeth and showering despite the fact that you jack off as much as your brain will let you sometimes.

    For some reason you haven't bought new clothes in years to the point where all your shirts have necklines that have worn almost to the nipple (not vnecks), which I didn't even know was possible, I mean the only way I can imagine it happening is if you somehow VIOLENTLY rip them off of your head as hard as you can every single time you take them off, but roshambo had some like that as well but not quite as bad, so maybe you guys learned that from each other. Strangely enough you finally bought some more after I told you to and cut your hair (didn't feel as good about that one tbqh). You complain about ruining your life like a total MOON PERSON and then ask for advice on how to fix it and when given really good advice from multiple people you try to find as many excuses as possible as to why you shouldn't even attempt to do any of it and then when we get you in a corner you can't possibly back any further from you ignore us until you think we forgot about it and then you go back to doing what you really want to do, which is both nothing and complaining about the same thing you did nothing to attempt to rectify like a total MOON PERSON.
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  20. Also, I don't think up essays in my head all day either sploo. §m£ÂgØL said something retarded that reminded what had happened that day and then that led me to thinking about my sister so I wrote about that. I write the vast majority of my posts in TRT on the fly. If I've been thinking about something for a while I usually make a thread about it.

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