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Posts by Vitamin G

  1. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Also he was like 400 lbs and I am not exaggerating when I say this. Fattest person I have ever met.
  2. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice She said a fond and proud memory of her dad was when they went to Walmart while tweaking in the early hours of morning looking for the thickest aluminum foil to use for smoking more meth when she was like 14-16 or something like that. MAH DADDY WAS DA BESTEST DADDY EVAH!

    Lol she told me this story too.

    Also the loving story of how he'd wake her up with lines of oxycodone

    Meanwhile she would constantly get into yelling matches with him right up until his death lol.
  3. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    You will be missed gadzooks. I hope you'll keep in touch.
  4. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    I love penises like I love my wife.
  5. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frumbob ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿท๐ŸฆŠ Your penis is a ringworm, pussy

    My penis is shaped like a slug, boomtown
  6. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano Yeah, it's called Sex & Culture, she says it's really Philosophy of Sex bu they won't let her call it that which is straight up deceiving but not a big deal really.

    I might post it or at least some of it, preferably after I figure out what they didn't like about it.

    I'm also in the hot seat because someone informed someone that me and this asian guy aren't participating enough in our group of him and me and three girls, one who is asian I wanted to bang but she's already gained the freshmen 15; another hairy gross lesbian who claims she's not a lesbian; and a somali who wears a hijab yet openly talks about her sex life which is intriguing in a queer sort of way.

    I thought she would understand that some students may not like to talk about their sex life and that that's NORMAL and you can't hold that against people, but I guess now I have to go explain that to her, which sucks because I actually participate but the asian kid doesn't and they're mad that me and him bailed from working on our group project. I lied and said I couldn't come because I can't drive on dilaudid (which I didn't have). I did it because I had meth eyes even thougn I was mostly sober.

    That was a terrible choice because I talked about dilaudid a bunch in my hydro paper and I hope talking about a friend who became a dopewhore doesnt make me look like someone who needs a failing grade by association.

    My other teacher, whom is a nigger, reads aloud from a book that says nigger a lot, and then he picks other people to read aloud and it's like watching roulette.

    This was a lot to unpack
  7. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frumbob ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿท๐ŸฆŠ A penis is a worm basically

    Ur penis like a flatworm
  8. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frumbob ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿท๐ŸฆŠ those arent opposite genders

    it would be like a diamond
    - MF -
    M - F
    - FM -

    so M-to-F and F-to-M trannies are opposites of eachother and can have straight sex, and the same applies to M/F, but M/F is perpendicular to F-to-M and M-to-F so its not gay but the perpendicular combinations are queer i guess. the terminology gets more complicated if we start accounting for threesomes as well, but for a foursome with all four fake genders it all balances out to straight again but you'd need to do some factorization first

    I regret asking.
  9. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Big League jedi There is no line. That's the point.

    There is always a line. Do you want to argue we're actually still worms or some shit next?

    Like the eye developed from little sensory thangs to detect light and dark.

    What were the first penises like? Which animals had them? What are the benefits of having a penis or vagina?

    Don't get why you want to /thread when we could be having an in depth discussion about penis
  10. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frumbob ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿท๐ŸฆŠ two people of opposite genders literally cannot have gay sex even if they tried to lol, it cant be gay

    I don't know if you'd count sex with a transexual as straight or gay.

    Like if he/she has a vagina but a hairy chest and shit, is that gay orr??
  11. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Big League jedi Nothing about evolution happens at one moment in time. There were probably a cascade of pre-nises and pre-ginas that looked less and less so as you moved back.

    Yeah. You don't need to detail how evolution works.

    But how did it start? Where is the line of vaginalhood drawn?
  12. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Thank fuck I'm not OP.
  13. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country How did it work out for the Aztecs?

    Terrible because white people are all rapists.

    You don't see other races taking eachother's land and killing the native population.
  14. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra there's a chain here, Guzman and Gomez - not sure how 'authentic' it is but it's pretty good compared even to proper mexan restaurants


    I looked them up and that's definitely not authentic. Real Mexican places have menudo and sopas and horchata and agua fresca. And next door there should be a bakery with those gingerbread cinnamon pigs and empanadas and conchas. Burritos and nachos are not Mexican.

    Cant imagine you get a whole lot of authentic Mexican food in Australia tho.
  15. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Bill Krozby is gay upvote if u agree
  16. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    I have yet to find a single good food item on the menu.

    If you enjoy taco bell you probably have a scat fetish.
  17. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny > tryimg to teach krรณz how to spell.

    whos drunker here.

    >tryimg
  18. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I tried doing HRT back in 2015 but the pills made me psychotic

  19. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny im sure they have more than just one book in russia.

    It was used as a textbook in the Russian military since it's publication. The Russian ministry of defense helped write it. It was almost put into the Russian school curriculum, and is basically word for word exactly what Russia is doing today.

    Next step is that they're going to push on China in a southward direction. Expect Mongolia to be influenced in the near future.
  20. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Nope.
    Immigration is never a good thing, it leads to the death of a nation and the weakening of culture.

    Not really. People have been immigrating since the dawn of time and basically every culture is a culture of immigration. All it does is strengthen a nation. More people = more capability = more power.

    Imagine a world where Einstein didn't help develop the nuclear bomb.

    Where Moses didn't cross the red sea.

    Where Levi Strauss didn't create jeans.

    Where Ho didn't cure AIDS.
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