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Posts by Big League Jew
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2019-11-09 at 12:33 AM UTC in Flat Moon HypothesisThe moon is a hologram like Tupac
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2019-11-09 at 12:02 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
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2019-11-08 at 11:58 PM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 Turbo
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2019-11-08 at 11:55 PM UTC in Im switching to Mint Mobile.This one looks good. I forwarded thru Flossy's review and it seems pretty decent for the price, $99 outright.
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2019-11-08 at 11:53 PM UTC in Im switching to Mint Mobile.Get something with at least 3GB RAM or your phone will quickly turn into shit. 3GB is absolute minimum. Anything with less is bullshit and a scam in 2019.
If you are looking at Chinaphones then 100% verify that it supports the bands for mintsim (they are probably an MVNO so check the main carrier bands). Otherwise your phone radios will be blasting hard and killing your batteries faster than normal.
If you want to have some warranty, guaranteed bands etc look into US rebadge companies like Blu. -
2019-11-08 at 11:40 PM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 TurboCrazy
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2019-11-08 at 11:38 PM UTC in The universe is flat; confirmedI mean a closed geometry would be elegant. An open curved geometry would be even worse from a philosophical standpoint. Filthy math.
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2019-11-08 at 11:36 PM UTC in The universe is flat; confirmedIt's flat as far as we can tell but we can really only put a lower bound on how big it could be if it wasn't flat. It's very possible for the global geometry of the universe to be curved while locally being flat.
In fact we see it in our everyday lives, and run a test yourself: try to walk and return to where you started by taking only three 90° turns.
Ya can't do it.
Except you can.
Imagine starting at the North pole. Then you walk down to the equator. Take a 90 degree turn left. Walk any distance, take another 90° turn left and walk back to the north pole.
So it's very possible for the global geometry to be curved, but with an emergent flat local geometry.
There's no transitional point between the two. It just appears a certain way at a particular scale.
I actually think this is the most elegant possible universe geometry, to be closed but simply so huge that it is indistinguishable from flat on any local scale that matters.
The speed of light and time since the Big Bang create a cosmological event horizon regardless of your scale, where causality simply stops. The universe only needs to be big enough to appear flat on such a scale -
2019-11-08 at 11:27 PM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 Turbo
Originally posted by HTS Then use your magic admin powers to teleport out to like 200k and pretend it's a new map. If you're bored with the areas around spawn there's plenty of other places to go, and ways to get to them that won't bother anyone else.
Pretty sure there are performance issues with generating far out chunkz. But if not then I don't mind doing that either. Maybe I'll even set spawn at the new location. Hey that might actually be a cool idea. -
2019-11-08 at 10:30 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕Just relax lmao. Only suspicious people do this shot tbh.
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2019-11-08 at 10:27 PM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 Turbo
Originally posted by A College Professor yeah, so stupid. we all bitched about fonaplants once he found his admin control panel but crapstain did the same shit from day one.
Shut up pussy bitch. You're a whining, pandering rat cunt and nothing you say is worth jack shit.
Have fun circlejerking each other's little dingdongs with the Thanks button because that's all the power your impotent pussyacheing has. -
2019-11-08 at 10:22 PM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 TurboSilly
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2019-11-08 at 7:16 PM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 Turbo
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood except all the people with access to creative
You've been bitching about this shit like a retard for ages. Nobody is doing anything detrimental to anyone with creative. I gave it to Obbe so he can build cool projects. I used it for the same. Reset or not, it will change literally nothing in relation to Creative for ops. -
2019-11-08 at 5:33 PM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 TurboI'm not really playing but I'll leave it up till it dies. I kinda wanna do a hard reset on the world but meh.
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2019-11-08 at 3:23 AM UTC in This place has gotten dark
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2019-11-07 at 4:31 PM UTC in HTS raped on latest SVU
Originally posted by CASPER It looks like a lot written down, but spoken at normal speed, thats only like two minutes. a 10 minute set, and youve still got a ton going on.
I was considering trimming paragraph 3 and 5 but then it just seems like a knock knock joke.
It's not about the length, it's about the economy of words. The initial setup works. The punchline is decent.
The 3rd and 5th paragraph are just in the way. The 3rd is funny but it breaks the flow massively, 5th feels disjointed. You can use them to lead into the joke, rather than in the middle, like "I've think I've always been jealous... Gets me thinking, if a straight man...so I was talking to my gay friend online the other day" and trim them to be sharper jokes. -
2019-11-07 at 10:44 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕Scron Bling
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2019-11-07 at 10:43 AM UTC in HTS raped on latest SVU
Originally posted by CASPER I dont know where exactly its written, but it went something like this:
*****So i was talking to a gay friend online a few months ago and he was like "man im in such a rut. I need to get fucking laid." And i said "Whats stopping you?". And living out in the midwest, apparently the "scene" is not quite as "happening". He says "all the guys out here are little feminine twink faggots". He wants his dick sucked by a REAL man. I had no idea there were such complicated gay politics. So I say, "Why not just go to a bath house?" and he says "Um…..what?"
And its at this point that I realize…my gay friend has never been to a gay bathhouse.
I think Ive always been a bit jealous. Being a gay man just sounds like the greatest party ive never been invited to. Being able to fuck pretty much whenever you want? As a man, generally youve got to play it cool. Youve got to put a leash on that animal. If we articulated all the disgusting, perverse, borderline psychotic fantasies we have to most women, they would start armed gangs in the community. The Pink Panthers. We only get as gross and awful as we think you'll let us be. If youre gay though- there's no such hindrance. Want someone to waterboard you with piss while shoving 2 whole bags on jumbo marshmallows into your gaped asshole? Oh…THATS ON THE MENU, BOI. Someone will oblige you.
So he has never even HEARD of a bath house. I tell him…its just this establishment where gay men come, and its like a spa…except there are very different massages and facials going on. "Its basically gay disneyland" I say. (I mightve been overselling it). I tell him theres just rooms, and men lay in there jerking off with the door open, and then if you like what you see, you just walk in and dock dicks or whatever. He is CONVINCED i am playing a mean homophobic prank on him- baiting him with visions of lithe, rock hard, naked men walking through clouds of hot steamy steam. So for the record- apparently just by living on the West Coast, im actually more gay by osmosis- than a man who actually has sex with other men.
Gets me thinking. If one- A VERY VERY STRAIGHT MAN- were to walk into one such establishment for a one time only beej…would that make them a gay? Would I…he…even make it in the door? Is there a secret handshake? Specially trained dogs to sniff your asshole as you enter, to check for semen? These are questions worth asking.
So I go online and google search "gay bath house, Milwaukee" (for the first time. I swear). And lo and behold….there is such an establishment almost WALKING distance from him. (With a 4 star Yelp review I might add). I call the place and ask their hours and membership costs, and tell him where it is. He says hes going to head there in a few minutes, and thanks me. I go on with my day, proud of the kind of gay ally ive grown to be.
Eventually a few days passed and I saw him online again. I ask how everything went. He tells me he walked in to the place, but didnt go through with it. "Nerves?" I ask. "Cold feet?". "No" he says. "The place was just kind of grungy looking and sketchy. The lobby had these big old dusty green curtains from the 1970s…"
So BASICALLY…..he went to a place that he knew smelled like windex and cum, expecting to get stuffed full of anonymous cock, and passed up on an orgy because the decor wasn't on point.
And that, my friends……………………is the GAYEST possible ending to this story.****
I was pretty proud of this one. I think its actually ready for performing. Its had a few iterations.
You could trim this down a lot but it's good. -
2019-11-06 at 3:06 PM UTC in There is no such thing as an atheist in a sinking ship...
Originally posted by aldra why would you ask forgiveness of someone who just torpedo'd your boat and burned all the life rafts you tremendous faggot
Same reason you sacrifice a goat to the volcano god, or any other sacrifice to a god that allows evil: he must be just, therefore we must be unjust, so let's try to make amends or face certain doom. -
2019-11-06 at 12:29 PM UTC in Dump idiot TrumpHillary was just directing votes to her pal Trump, no way for Donnie to lose
